All I need to Know I Learned From Santa

Marie5656 · 12-18-2006, 05:55 PM

All I Need To Know I Learned From Santa

1. Encourage people to believe in you.
2. Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
3. Don't pout.
4. It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
5. Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.
6. Make your presents known.
7. Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
8. Bright red can make anyone look good.
9. Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
10. If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
11. Whenever you're at a loss for words, say "HO, HO, HO!"

RedGlitter · 12-18-2006, 07:06 PM

I really like Number 5!!

Marie5656 · 12-18-2006, 07:09 PM

Goes well with number 9, don't you think??

chonsigirl · 12-18-2006, 07:10 PM

That is a sweet list, and bright red sounds great!

Marie5656 · 12-18-2006, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chonsigirl

That is a sweet list, and bright red sounds great!

And a purple hat

12-18-2006, 05:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Marie5656 What? Me worry? Join Date: May 2006 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,694	All I need to Know I Learned From Santa All I Need To Know I Learned From Santa 1. Encourage people to believe in you. 2. Always remember who's naughty and who's nice. 3. Don't pout. 4. It's as much fun to give as it is to receive. 5. Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby. 6. Make your presents known. 7. Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want. 8. Bright red can make anyone look good. 9. Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained. 10. If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important. 11. Whenever you're at a loss for words, say "HO, HO, HO!" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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12-18-2006, 07:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
RedGlitter hubcap diamond star halo Supporting Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the middle of the Arizona desert Posts: 15,781	Re: All I need to Know I Learned From Santa I really like Number 5!! __________________
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12-18-2006, 07:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Marie5656 What? Me worry? Join Date: May 2006 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,694	Re: All I need to Know I Learned From Santa Goes well with number 9, don't you think?? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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12-18-2006, 07:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
chonsigirl I think, therefore I post Supporting Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Nirvana Posts: 29,085	Re: All I need to Know I Learned From Santa That is a sweet list, and bright red sounds great!
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