Feds Plan To Release Killer Wasps Near Border

G-man · 04-12-2009, 06:41 PM

Feds Plan To Release Killer Wasps Near Border

Submitted by SHNS on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 16:11. By LISA HOFFMAN, Scripps Howard News Service washington

The feds have come up with a plan to unleash killer wasps along Texas' border with Mexico to help combat illegal immigration and drug smuggling.

That was the headline I read in the local paper this morning. Do ya' think it'll work?

Clint · 04-12-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by G-man

Feds Plan To Release Killer Wasps Near Border

Submitted by SHNS on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 16:11. By LISA HOFFMAN, Scripps Howard News Service washington

The feds have come up with a plan to unleash killer wasps along Texas' border with Mexico to help combat illegal immigration and drug smuggling.

That was the headline I read in the local paper this morning. Do ya' think it'll work?

No doubt the wasps know the difference between a good guy and a bad guy.

Patsy Warnick · 04-13-2009, 01:15 AM

Clint
I say DITTO... hello ?

if our economy can't keep the Illegals out - nothing will...!!!

Patsy

Chezzie · 04-13-2009, 04:34 AM

Are you sure this wasnt from April 1st

oscar · 04-13-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezzie

Are you sure this wasnt from April 1st

Have the wasps been consulted and had a fair referendum about this? What does head wasp think?

qsducks · 04-13-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by oscar

Have the wasps been consulted and had a fair referendum about this? What does head wasp think?

You'd have to ask the Queen. Just another stupid idea from the feds

oscar · 04-13-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by qsducks

You'd have to ask the Queen. Just another stupid idea from the feds

If this story is true...... and the wasps don't like their surroundings...... won't they all just bugger off back home?

Chezzie · 04-13-2009, 10:21 AM

A man and his wife are on a nude beach sunning themselves when a wasp accidentally flies up into the woman's doodar. The woman screams to her husband what happened, in which he immediately wraps her in a blanket and takes her to a doctor.

After examining the woman, the doctor decides that the wasp is too far in to be reached with the forceps, but he has an idea. "Try slathering your John Thomas in honey, then having intercourse with your wife. Maybe that will attract the wasp into coming out far enough to be reached."

The husband decides to try the idea, but because he's so nervous, he can't rise to the occasion. The doctor says that if neither of them objects, he will try. Given the severity of the situation, the couple agrees.

The doctor immediately strips down, slathers on some honey, and mounts the woman. After several minutes of work, the husband asks the doctor what the hell he thinks he's doing. "Change of plans..... I'm gonna drown that little bugga!!!!"

qsducks · 04-13-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by oscar

If this story is true...... and the wasps don't like their surroundings...... won't they all just bugger off back home?

I was just thinking are the feds going to have giant fans blowing these wasps into Mexico?

Don't want them in my back yard

Snowfire · 04-13-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by oscar

If this story is true...... and the wasps don't like their surroundings...... won't they all just bugger off back home?

You could always give them a little cash incective to send them home

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Patsy Warnick Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Golf Course Posts: 3,198	Re: Feds Plan To Release Killer Wasps Near Border Clint I say DITTO... hello ? if our economy can't keep the Illegals out - nothing will...!!! Patsy
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Chezzie Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 16,526	Re: Feds Plan To Release Killer Wasps Near Border Are you sure this wasnt from April 1st
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04-13-2009, 10:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chezzie Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 16,526	Re: Feds Plan To Release Killer Wasps Near Border A man and his wife are on a nude beach sunning themselves when a wasp accidentally flies up into the woman's doodar. The woman screams to her husband what happened, in which he immediately wraps her in a blanket and takes her to a doctor. After examining the woman, the doctor decides that the wasp is too far in to be reached with the forceps, but he has an idea. "Try slathering your John Thomas in honey, then having intercourse with your wife. Maybe that will attract the wasp into coming out far enough to be reached." The husband decides to try the idea, but because he's so nervous, he can't rise to the occasion. The doctor says that if neither of them objects, he will try. Given the severity of the situation, the couple agrees. The doctor immediately strips down, slathers on some honey, and mounts the woman. After several minutes of work, the husband asks the doctor what the hell he thinks he's doing. "Change of plans..... I'm gonna drown that little bugga!!!!"
Local Time: 05:01 AM Local Date: 11-21-2009

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