I feel my body rotting and limping along the tortuous existance.

[Nomad]

I feel my body rotting and limping along the tortuous existance

Could you get some Play Dough?
Great stress reliever, you go into this trance and forget about everything around you while you knead the colored dough into different shapes. Sometimes when you snap out of it you dont even know where you are.
It has a nice smell too.

[Bruv]

Nice taste too.

[shelbell]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Speaking of poop here are some fun facts.

How does poop stay together, like in links?

In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.
If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Why does some poop float?

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water.

OMG! Nomie!

[shelbell]

Originally Posted by Verb of Nothing

because nature will return all the pain back.

That's for sure, my back pain has been terrible for years!

[Odie]

Originally Posted by minks

Very wise advice Carla.
(I know we are troll feeding aren't we)

you know what he should be fed?