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    Funny Signs and Sentences from Different Countries

    Japanese Hotel:
    If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

    Hungarian Zoo:
    Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the
    guard on duty.

    Norwegian Bar:
    Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

    Swedish Fur store:
    Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

    Hong Kong Dentistry:
    Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists

    Thailand Laundry
    Drop your trousers here for best results.

    Italian gynecologist
    Specialist in women and other diseases.

    Russian cemetery:
    Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily
    except Thursday.

    Danish Airdrome:
    We take your bags and send them in all directions

    Mexican Motel
    The manager has personally passed all water served here.
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    Re: Funny Signs and Sentences from Different Countries

    Very good, but you missed England....
    SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

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    Re: Funny Signs and Sentences from Different Countries

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    Very good, but you missed England....
    SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
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    My fave... it had me laughing at work and getting suspicious looks from co-workers:

    Hong Kong Dentistry:
    Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists


    Who knew?!

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    Re: Funny Signs and Sentences from Different Countries

    We saw this in a Chinese Hotel bathroom..

    Please don't die in the bath.

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    • "ANTIQUE Tables Made Here Daily."
    • In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
    • On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
      (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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    Re: Funny Signs and Sentences from Different Countries

    Seen at a hospital:

    "Illness Doesn't Take A Holiday and Neither Do We!

    (closed Thanksgiving Day)"



    Or...

    "Illiterate? Write to this address for help."

    How about, on many food items containing instant-win game pieces...

    "You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary!!! Details inside package."

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    I swear by my life - and my love of it - that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. ~Ayn Rand

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    On a packet of peanuts

    "May contain nuts"



    On the side of a road near my house there is a sign that states "signs are not in operation" Do I read it or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tombstone

    Thailand Laundry
    Drop your trousers here for best results.


    Maybe I should stick that one on my bedroom door for my partner

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    I love these funny signs and labels- they're very funny ...lol.
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