Funny Signs and Sentences from Different Countries

[Tombstone]

Japanese Hotel:
If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Hungarian Zoo:
Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the
guard on duty.

Norwegian Bar:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Swedish Fur store:
Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

Hong Kong Dentistry:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists

Thailand Laundry
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Italian gynecologist
Specialist in women and other diseases.

Russian cemetery:
Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily
except Thursday.

Danish Airdrome:
We take your bags and send them in all directions

Mexican Motel
The manager has personally passed all water served here.

[abbey]

Very good, but you missed England....
SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

[Tombstone]

Very good, but you missed England....
SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

Excellent! One more to add to the list!

Who else has more?

[SnoozeControl]

My fave... it had me laughing at work and getting suspicious looks from co-workers:

Hong Kong Dentistry:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists

Who knew?!

[orangesox1]

We saw this in a Chinese Hotel bathroom..

Please don't die in the bath.

[Bez]

• "ANTIQUE Tables Made Here Daily."
• In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
• On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
  (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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[Erinna1112]

Seen at a hospital:

"Illness Doesn't Take A Holiday and Neither Do We!

(closed Thanksgiving Day)"



Or...

"Illiterate? Write to this address for help."

How about, on many food items containing instant-win game pieces...

"You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary!!! Details inside package."

[Wendybird]

On a packet of peanuts

"May contain nuts"



On the side of a road near my house there is a sign that states "signs are not in operation" Do I read it or not?

[Tria]

Thailand Laundry
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Maybe I should stick that one on my bedroom door for my partner

[nok]

I love these funny signs and labels- they're very funny ...lol.