You are a lousy cook if...

[koochikoo]

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.
Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.
Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.
Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.
Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.
Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.
Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

[pantsonfire321@aol.com]

Originally Posted by koochikoo

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

Bingo ...........have you been spying .

[Peg]

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

Are you saying this is unusual? I can't keep enough of that stuff in my house!

[orangesox1]

I burn things, badly. I have a fire blanket next to my stove, I have a burnt pan mark on my kitchen lino. and I set the smoke detectors of in the lounge room three days ago burning the rice.

All in all I consider my self to be an exellent cook, I just talk to much and forget whats on the stove.