Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors

Grumpaz · 12-31-2006, 08:27 AM

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed

with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Lulu2 · 12-31-2006, 08:49 AM

"Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it."

+++++++++++ Question, please. If the lights are off...how can I read it?

CARLA · 12-31-2006, 09:10 AM

I will print this out...

Lulu2 · 12-31-2006, 09:13 AM

CARLA--use the large font!

WonderWendy3 · 12-31-2006, 10:13 AM

Love it!! Hopefully I have a few years...but will save this and keep it handy!!

WonderWendy3 · 03-06-2007, 08:28 AM

b u m p

ice maiden · 03-12-2007, 09:14 AM

12-31-2006, 08:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Grumpaz Miz Grumpaz if you please Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Home of the Rams Posts: 767	Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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12-31-2006, 08:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lulu2 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 6,051	Re: Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors "Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it." +++++++++++ Question, please. If the lights are off...how can I read it? __________________ My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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12-31-2006, 09:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
CARLA ALOHA..!! Supporting Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Diego, California (Native born and raised) Posts: 11,729	Re: Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors I will print this out... __________________ ALOHA!! MOTTO TO LIVE BY: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming. WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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12-31-2006, 09:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lulu2 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 6,051	Re: Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors CARLA--use the large font! __________________ My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
Local Time: 01:54 AM Local Date: 03-19-2010

12-31-2006, 10:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
WonderWendy3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 12,389	Re: Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors Love it!! Hopefully I have a few years...but will save this and keep it handy!!
Local Time: 03:54 AM Local Date: 03-19-2010

03-06-2007, 08:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
WonderWendy3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 12,389	Re: Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors b u m p
Local Time: 03:54 AM Local Date: 03-19-2010

03-12-2007, 09:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
ice maiden Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: wales Posts: 473	Re: Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors
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