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Miz Grumpaz if you please
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Underwear Is Important...
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Re: Underwear Is Important...
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Re: Underwear Is Important...
And the WIFE hasn't been seen publicly since!
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Re: Underwear Is Important...
OMG That's hilarious Grumpaz!
PMSL!
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Re: Underwear Is Important...
Here is a true story, and the only reason I am telling it is because I probably will never meet any of you. About 15 years ago I was in a car accident, I always remember when going out, my mom saying do you have clean underwear. Us kids use to laugh. When I got into my accident, I relized I was wearing thongs. They had to cut me out of the car, and cut my jeans, I was so imbarressed, because doctor was there when the nurses were cutting jeans off. So, make sure when you go out, you have good undies on.
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Re: Underwear Is Important...
See? YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT!
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Re: Underwear Is Important...
Oh that is priceless!!
Thanks for sharing... I will be copy-ing and sending on to others that will enjoy it as much as we have...thank you!! |
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