Girl's night out...

valerie · 04-02-2005, 12:52 PM

Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted.

lady cop · 04-02-2005, 12:55 PM

*screaming laughing at you Val*

persephone · 04-02-2005, 12:56 PM

That is so funny

abbey · 04-02-2005, 01:25 PM

PMSL, Valerie very funnee

cars · 04-03-2005, 05:53 AM

LMAO!!!

Cars

Der Wulf · 04-03-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by valerie

Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted.

The story,- fantastic, your ability to correctly calculate cucoo's, in your condition, -priceless

04-03-2005, 11:03 PM

LOL Val!!!

buttercup · 04-06-2005, 04:30 AM

excellent, really enjoy your stories & jokes

hotsauce · 04-06-2005, 09:12 AM

omg! hilarious!

mystic_maiden · 05-21-2005, 05:11 PM

these are brill val, my sides are killing me now with laughing too much

04-02-2005, 12:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
valerie Watanya Cecilia Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,340	Girl's night out... Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted. __________________ Tamsen's Dogster Page http://www.dogster.com/?27525
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04-02-2005, 12:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
lady cop Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: margaritaville Posts: 14,676	Re: Girl's night out... screaming laughing at you Val
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04-02-2005, 12:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
persephone Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: UK Posts: 669	Re: Girl's night out... That is so funny __________________ Bad Girls have very high standards, but they love you even if you sometimes fall short.
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04-02-2005, 01:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
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04-03-2005, 05:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
cars Long Time Member Supporting Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Winter months-Florida, Summer months- New England Posts: 8,679	Re: Girl's night out... LMAO!!! Cars __________________ Cars <"LIFE is SHORT, Make the most of it!!!" GET OUTTA HERE!> <Love living Large!> <Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!>
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04-03-2005, 11:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
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