Random Thoughts.

[Rapunzel]

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with?

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. ·

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. ·

While watching the Olympics, I found myself cheering equally for China and the US. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. ·

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit ·

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.

[oscar]

I know these feelings well.

I do that little half skip in the middle of the road when a car comes just to show the driver that I'm making an effort.

I have sent many a letter to Dear Sir or Madman instead of Madam.

I have started conversations in shops asking 'Do we really need more onions' to complete strangers thinking they are my husband.

I have waved manically at folk in the street only to realise I don't know them after all.

I have run for buses, missed them, slowed into a trot and laughed to show folk I never wanted the bus in the first place. Same with Taxi's.

[SpiderLily]

I SO needed that this morning! Laughed my butt off!

[farmer giles]

brilliant rapper

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Rapunzel

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with?




Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. People in Obituaries only ever die 'Suddenly' or 'Peacefully'. I want to see some-one suddenly but peacefully.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. Usually occurs around 9.30 am

While watching the Olympics, I found myself cheering equally for China and the US. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed. Your human rights nature just kicks in automatically as It does when your secretly hoping the American will fall off that high beam.
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. ·This is where you stand outside the store for 3 hours hoping some-one of Importance goes by.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.

And find your cigg lighter in the dark the millisecond after you have woken.

[kazalala]

Originally Posted by oscar

I know these feelings well.

I do that little half skip in the middle of the road when a car comes just to show the driver that I'm making an effort.

I have sent many a letter to Dear Sir or Madman instead of Madam.

I have started conversations in shops asking 'Do we really need more onions' to complete strangers thinking they are my husband.

I have waved manically at folk in the street only to realise I don't know them after all.

I have run for buses, missed them, slowed into a trot and laughed to show folk I never wanted the bus in the first place. Same with Taxi's.

My daugter and i were laughing just the other day at a woman who did that ,, a sort of skippy thing that means im hurrying im hurrying!!! but in fact she never went any faster at all

[Rapunzel]

Glad y'all liked them.

These are my favourite 3:

1. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.




2. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



3. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

[Odie]

those are just so good!