Redneck Joke - Yeehaw!!

[turbonium]

Had to post this joke - it cracked me up...

Redneck 911
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead."

There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

[lady cop]

as a resident of redneck central, i love this! last hurricane, this is no joke, we were in direct line of fire of a category 5. and i watched these people stock up on beer. i guess if you're going to die you need to be drunk. all they cared about was getting their beer!!!

[turbonium]

hehe! - well, they DO have their priorities!!

[Peg]

LOL LC--When I worked at a grocery store and a large snowstorm was predicted, people would swamp us to buy beer, milk, bread, and cigarettes. Not ever did they buy baby food or diapers. I guess if they get the babies drunk enough they wouldn't care their diaper needs changed?

[nvalleyvee]

As a self avowed Redneck woman - I found the original joke quite humorous as I am very able to laugh and poke fun at what people think are stereotypical behaviours. BUT - to imply that only rednecks would buy beer and cigarettes instead of food and diapers for their children to get through an impending disaster offended me. I am hoping this was offered as a joke and I am just being too darned sensitive.

[abbey]

What is a redneck?

[lady cop]

What is a redneck?

it's a reference to dumb southerners. derives from them having a red neck working in the sun picking cotton or watching over slaves. it usually refers to trailer-dwelling really stupid jerry-springer-type people who are screwing their sisters and are inbred. with only a few teeth and an IQ equal to asparagus.

[lady cop]

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... REDNECK...You might be a redneck if... (redneck jokes)
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[abbey]

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... REDNECK...You might be a redneck if... (redneck jokes)
www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html -

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You learn something new every day

[BTS]

it's a reference to dumb southerners. derives from them having a red neck working in the sun picking cotton or watching over slaves. it usually refers to trailer-dwelling really stupid jerry-springer-type people who are screwing their sisters and are inbred. with only a few teeth and an IQ equal to asparagus.

as a resident of redneck central, i love this! last hurricane, this is no joke, we were in direct line of fire of a category 5. and i watched these people stock up on beer. i guess if you're going to die you need to be drunk. all they cared about was getting their beer!!!

Typical YANKEE showing their ignorance on yet another subject.