Punography

[superhorn]

Here are some puns . Please forgive me !

Did you hear about the guy who named his two dogs "Rolex" and "Timex "? They were watch dogs .

Why did the bumblebee wear a yarmulka and a star of David ? He didn't want to be mistaken for a wasp .

What's Dracula's favorite place to visit in New York ? The Vampire State Building .

Why are demons and ghouls always spending so much time with each other ? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend .

What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen ? Linoleum blownaparte .

If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you're in Seine .

The Conference of Catholics and Jews in America has just come up with a joint Catholic /Jewish hymn called "Oy Vey, Maria ."

What was Beethoven doing after he died ? Decomposing .

Fedex and UPS are merging , and the new organization will be called "Fedup ."

What do you call a laughing piano ? A Yamahaha .

What's the difference between a piano and a fish ? You can't tuna fish .

[tude dog]

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[Mark Aspam]

My all-time favorite:

Why did the young mother name her quadruplets Eenie, Meenie, Mynee, and Irving?

Because she didn't want no Mo'.

[Mark Aspam]

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't hear a vitamin.

[ZAP]

Here are some puns . Please forgive me !

Did you hear about the guy who named his two dogs "Rolex" and "Timex "? They were watch dogs .

Why did the bumblebee wear a yarmulka and a star of David ? He didn't want to be mistaken for a wasp .

What's Dracula's favorite place to visit in New York ? The Vampire State Building .

Why are demons and ghouls always spending so much time with each other ? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend .

What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen ? Linoleum blownaparte .

If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you're in Seine .

The Conference of Catholics and Jews in America has just come up with a joint Catholic /Jewish hymn called "Oy Vey, Maria ."

What was Beethoven doing after he died ? Decomposing .

Fedex and UPS are merging , and the new organization will be called "Fedup ."

What do you call a laughing piano ? A Yamahaha .

What's the difference between a piano and a fish ? You can't tuna fish .

LOVED these!

[tude dog]

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

[tude dog]

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[Bryn Mawr]

It's time for Gravy to have a Knighthood, a true honour to Bisto upon him.

[tude dog]

It's time for Gravy to have a Knighthood, a true honour to Bisto upon him.

I must admit, I had to look that up.