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    Punography

    Here are some puns . Please forgive me !

    Did you hear about the guy who named his two dogs "Rolex" and "Timex "? They were watch dogs .

    Why did the bumblebee wear a yarmulka and a star of David ? He didn't want to be mistaken for a wasp .

    What's Dracula's favorite place to visit in New York ? The Vampire State Building .

    Why are demons and ghouls always spending so much time with each other ? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend .

    What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen ? Linoleum blownaparte .

    If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you're in Seine .

    The Conference of Catholics and Jews in America has just come up with a joint Catholic /Jewish hymn called "Oy Vey, Maria ."

    What was Beethoven doing after he died ? Decomposing .

    Fedex and UPS are merging , and the new organization will be called "Fedup ."

    What do you call a laughing piano ? A Yamahaha .

    What's the difference between a piano and a fish ? You can't tuna fish .

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    Re: Punography

    "The judge who always likes the results he reaches is a bad judge.".

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    "The judge who always likes the results he reaches is a bad judge.".

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    Re: Punography

    My all-time favorite:

    Why did the young mother name her quadruplets Eenie, Meenie, Mynee, and Irving?

    Because she didn't want no Mo'.

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    Re: Punography

    What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

    You can't hear a vitamin.

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    Re: Punography

    Quote Originally Posted by superhorn View Post
    Here are some puns . Please forgive me !

    Did you hear about the guy who named his two dogs "Rolex" and "Timex "? They were watch dogs .

    Why did the bumblebee wear a yarmulka and a star of David ? He didn't want to be mistaken for a wasp .

    What's Dracula's favorite place to visit in New York ? The Vampire State Building .

    Why are demons and ghouls always spending so much time with each other ? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend .

    What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen ? Linoleum blownaparte .

    If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you're in Seine .

    The Conference of Catholics and Jews in America has just come up with a joint Catholic /Jewish hymn called "Oy Vey, Maria ."

    What was Beethoven doing after he died ? Decomposing .

    Fedex and UPS are merging , and the new organization will be called "Fedup ."

    What do you call a laughing piano ? A Yamahaha .

    What's the difference between a piano and a fish ? You can't tuna fish .
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    How do you make a hormone?

    Don't pay her.
    "The judge who always likes the results he reaches is a bad judge.".

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    Re: Punography

    "The judge who always likes the results he reaches is a bad judge.".

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    Re: Punography

    It's time for Gravy to have a Knighthood, a true honour to Bisto upon him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Mawr View Post
    It's time for Gravy to have a Knighthood, a true honour to Bisto upon him.
    I must admit, I had to look that up.
    "The judge who always likes the results he reaches is a bad judge.".

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