Here are some puns . Please forgive me !
Did you hear about the guy who named his two dogs "Rolex" and "Timex "? They were watch dogs .
Why did the bumblebee wear a yarmulka and a star of David ? He didn't want to be mistaken for a wasp .
What's Dracula's favorite place to visit in New York ? The Vampire State Building .
Why are demons and ghouls always spending so much time with each other ? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend .
What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen ? Linoleum blownaparte .
If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you're in Seine .
The Conference of Catholics and Jews in America has just come up with a joint Catholic /Jewish hymn called "Oy Vey, Maria ."
What was Beethoven doing after he died ? Decomposing .
Fedex and UPS are merging , and the new organization will be called "Fedup ."
What do you call a laughing piano ? A Yamahaha .
What's the difference between a piano and a fish ? You can't tuna fish .