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    Re: Totally uncceptable

    Dettol, maybe. Done that. Diluted, naturally.
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    Re: Totally uncceptable

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    I have undoubtedly had a fig biscuit and it is at least possible my mother fed me some sort of fig duff in hot custard. I'm quite certain I've never actually put my fingers onto a fig and lifted it into my mouth, the number of intolerable aspects to that are overwhelming. I have no idea how anyone could bring themselves to do it.

    The notion that someone might deliberately eat any part of a lobster is repellent. Lobster has not and will not form any part of my diet. Eww lobster.

    I could go on.

    Sago or tapioca. It was utterly slimy when served as compulsory fodder at school and I've avoided both ever since. I would now walk out of the room rather than be polite and eat any. I quite likely include "sweet potato", whatever a sweet potato might be, in the same basket of impossibilities, I wouldn't know, I've never been near one. I've no intention of ever finding out. I'm a tolerant sort of chap but there are limits.

    I have so far avoided absolutely everything one might find at an East End eel-vendor's barrow. That includes oysters, whelks, mussels, scallops or any other damned gastropod whether of the sea or the land. Bloody seafood, all of it. Fish are a different matter but if it lives in water and isn't a fish I'm not interested. That goes for octopus too. How people can behave like that is a disgrace.
    Has anyone mentioned the typo in the title? I'm sure they have but I'm too eager to defend figs. My grandfather had a fig tree growing in the backyard of his San Diego house and there's nothing quite as succulent and delicious as a sun-warmed fig.

    Octopus though... they're incredibly intelligent. More intelligent than many posters here. It's a crime against nature to eat them.

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    My Tesco order has a half dozen Vesta Chow Mein packets and several Fray Bentos Steak Pies, the ones with the huge amount of puff pastry after you took the lid off and put it in the oven for a few minutes.
    And they arrived...
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    Re: Totally uncceptable

    Quote Originally Posted by Snooz View Post
    Has anyone mentioned the typo in the title?
    Nobody. It's been there over a month and I'd not seen it at all. How odd. I'm going to have to pretend I did it deliberately or I'll look daft.

    Did the election result please you? There are those here who consider it the end of civilization and others who reckon the world just got lucky. I am, so far, in favor of the new order even though the image is very mafia - white, male, suits, ill-at-ease in public, obnoxious lack of charm, winging it from day to day and obviously out of their depth. That Sean Spicer, eh? What a git. Steve Bannon? Kellyanne? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

    I do hope you're keeping well and staying cheerful, it's a pleasure to see you post.

    eta: Here's two photos, one is a Trump PR photo-op and the other is the Deputy Prime Minister of Sweden showing she has a sense of humor. I have no idea why Trumpolini thought this all-white all-male mafiosi photo was anything other than a permanent blotch on his Presidency.



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    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
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    Re: Totally uncceptable

    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    And they arrived...
    No tinned potato ?
    Smash mash ?
    Tinned marrow fat peas ?
    Micro wave burgers ?
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Totally uncceptable

    That DT picture is actually of a sausage factory.

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    Re: Totally uncceptable

    I vote to have a Trump Free thread as some sort of refuge......please.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    And here's a photo of Bannon giving Trump a handjob. Maybe. I might have made that up.

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