Mr and Mrs Oscar to divorce.. - Page 3

Rapunzel · 09-13-2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by oscar

He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving.

If you don't want him can I have him?

I don't mind the beard so long as there's no food in it.

But if he'll come and cook and clean for me I'll feed him, give him a sofa to sleep on and speak kindly to him.

(And so long as he doesn't mind the rabbits nibbling at his toes in the night!

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oscar · 09-13-2009, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rapunzel

If you don't want him can I have him?

I don't mind the beard so long as there's no food in it.

But if he'll come and cook and clean for me I'll feed him, give him a sofa to sleep on and speak kindly to him.

(And so long as he doesn't mind the rabbits nibbling at his toes in the night!

)

Yes... he's yours. He likes Rabbits as well. Don't speak kindly to him though as he's not used to It.

Rapunzel · 09-13-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by oscar

Yes... he's yours. He likes Rabbits as well. Don't speak kindly to him though as he's not used to It.

Well really he'd be a guest so I'd have to speak kindly to him (it's only good manners after all).

If he feels more comfortable with commands he can listen to me talking to the rest of the fam!

(They're my donkeys - I get them to fetch and carry for me!)

I'm really glad he likes rabbits - so long as he likes petting them and not eating them!

If he could feed them and clean them out too, that would be an added bonus!

Please can you send your hoover, a duster, a can of Pledge and your sunday roasting tin with him too?

When would you like him back and how much would you charge for him (by the week)?

oscar · 09-13-2009, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rapunzel

Well really he'd be a guest so I'd have to speak kindly to him (it's only good manners after all).

If he feels more comfortable with commands he can listen to me talking to the rest of the fam!

(They're my donkeys - I get them to fetch and carry for me!)

I'm really glad he likes rabbits - so long as he likes petting them and not eating them!

If he could feed them and clean them out too, that would be an added bonus!

Please can you send your hoover, a duster, a can of Pledge and your sunday roasting tin with him too?

When would you like him back and how much would you charge for him (by the week)?

No charge for a friend.

He's trained in cleaning smelly cat poo out of litter trays so will do well in the rabbit cleaning department. I have no idea where the Pledge is but don't worry as he does. He has 2 hoovers. One for the venetian blinds and one for the floors.

However, you must be warned. He will get on his fishing forum every day and go into a strop if 'martin' In Cheltenham has caught a bigger fish than him. He will want to play his fishing DVD's and he will tell you about every fish he has caught since he was 7 years old, where he caught it, what the weather was that day and how much it weighed. He will want to play 'Pink Flidd occassionally and watch 'Deal or no deal' every day. Apart from that, he is quite easy to please.

Peg · 09-13-2009, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by oscar

he will tell you about every fish he has caught since he was 7 years old, where he caught it, what the weather was that day and how much it weighed.

I bet he forgets a loaf of bread at the store though. My husband's like that with football. He can tell you about games that were played 10 years ago but can't remember to pick up a loaf of bread.

oscar · 09-13-2009, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Peg

I bet he forgets a loaf of bread at the store though. My husband's like that with football. He can tell you about games that were played 10 years ago but can't remember to pick up a loaf of bread.

Peg, tell me about it

He does this thing where he goes shopping, walks in the door and I call out 'Did you get the milk'? Without a word he turns round, walks back out the door and gets back in the car