Panther's Coat Interview, or, if you prefer, my own interview

[Verb of Nothing]

I am U Tso'otsoob Bola'ay (Panther's Coat). And here's my special interview filmed while I was in the Secchiata Mountain, near Florence. I was with a lot of interesting humans. I'm having a lot of fun watching the videos again, so I think I'm going to translate the whole thing in english.

YouTube - Intervista con Peli di Pantera - prima parte (Part 1)
YouTube - Intervista con Peli di Pantera - seconda parte (Part 2)
YouTube - Intervista con Peli di Pantera - terza parte (Part 3)
YouTube - Intervista con Peli di Pantera - quarta parte (Part 4)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a "Scrotum Remover", and the voice you just heard was the voice of Panther's Coat, the last Forest's safeguard.
[Laughs]
As you can see, Gentlemen, we're mocking white men. We're mocking them because of the absurd way they spend a life committed to jobs, committed to...

Committed to what, Panther's Coat?
Committed to life, I'd say. Committed to life, instead of death. They live... to live.

That's the point.
You got it perfectly, Panther's Coat!
Oh, and [they live] even for their scrotum. To preserve their scrotum. It's an important side of their lifes.
Right, but we'll talk later about their scrotum. Now tell us something about the vision you had while you were a kid. The vision that lead you to your mission. Some of your biographers, approaching this point, talk about a strong "caghetto" [diarrhea].
[Laughs] Well, I actually had my first "caghetto" when I was 10. It was a new experience realizing how my s**t wasn't hard anymore but, at the contrary, could get out more fluently. Well, my thoughts began to get out of my head more fluently as well, and so I had the vision of the Forest.
So you were able to connect the "caghetto" river with the Forest river and, than, you saw your destiny.
Exactly, yes.
We could say you transformed your "caghetto" in an everyday fight against... scrotums.
Ahh, I wouldn't call it a "fight". I would call it a whim.
A whim, yes.
Removing scrotums is just a whim.
Ok, this may be an introduction to the next question, with which we enter more deeply in your philosophy.

You built a lot of Holy Objects: the Phallic Prolongation, which is the first one, the Genitals Perforator, the Magic Blowpipe... Well, those objects, that are not only consecrated to the Owl but also to all the other Forest's Spirits, had already been created by other humans, by other warriors (we're not talking about white men anyway).

But if we talk about the Scrotum Remover, the object that I keep in my hands, we must specify that it was created and made completely by you; so, let's go further. Did you dream it? Did the Holy Owl appear and tell you to realize it?
Well, one day I simply started to feel the uselesness of my scrotum. It just did not deserve to be there.
Did you feel this before you depilated it, or after?
[Laughs] Well, the depilation came before my Forest's vision. Anyway, I just realized how senseless and useless my scrotum is. I think it's not only the scrotum: there are many parts of my body without which I could live a normal life anyway. Those [parts] could be extirpated, because it would not be a problem.

Nevertheless, I decided that my scrotum will remain where it is now, while, at the contrary, white men's scrotums will fall without any mercy. Yes, because I don't venerate it like they do.
As a matter of fact I read, in one of the books dedicated to you, about the way you warn everyone who wants to have a Phallic Prolongation to not use it for sexual aims, because of the possible Holy Owl's bad reaction.
Umh yeah... He makes rotten your genitals.
Rotten?
Yes... actually it was the Phallic Prolongation that gave me the idea for the Scrotum Remover. You know, white men see the Prolongation as an expedient to be more "virile"... well it is nothing like that. It's just an aesthetic ornament without any sexual aim.
An object that, besides, should even cover up the penis... There is a lot of simbology involved...
Yes... it covers the penis and it hides its nature with something aesthetically more gracious.
So we're approaching the penis as "the great shame".
[Nods, but shows some perplexity]
Well, it's not a "great shame" because it is a penis, but because of...
Because of the way it is used! With the Prolongation, you can't use it for his real [and bad] aim... The Prolongation is a sort of... shelter against the copulation's witchcrafts.
A sort of "anti-vagina".
Exactly! [Laughs]
Dear Panther's Coat, now it's time to tell our spectators, intrigued by your philosophy and mission, what will be your future and how do you think you will make your dream, your vision, come true.
Well, I don't care about being famous and things like that... I just want to be left alone and I don't want anyone to try to prevent me from going in the Forest. And if some... priest will try to convert me... I will simply remove his scrotum. If [the priest] will walk in front of me and go straight on without looking... we will be enemies anyway but I won't do anything to him.
I would say what you just said is very important... it seems like you're giving white men a salvation's possibility...
... I just want to leave them in their crap...
Well, if a white man comes into the Forest and meets you... he must act like he would act in front of a wild boar... he mustn't look at you... he mustn't...
Actually white men meeting me must act keeping in mind that I am like an animal... so they mustn't mind my bollocks.
Have you ever imagined the pain that any man can feel when his scrotum is removed?
Of course.
We must also say... I actually had to say this before but you know, I'm really excited... I've never talked with a man with a monkey on his head... We must also mention that this object is not casually named "Scrotum Remover"... there's a reason behind it...
Yes, it's a clarification that has to be done...
It doesn't cut off flatly the scrotum... It slowly removes it.
It doesn't cut if off, yes, it removes it, and in fact it hasn't got a steady blade.
Yes, it's not a steady blade... we could say that it's a "scrotal" blade...
Exactly, [the blade] reproduce perfectly the scrotum's folds.
We can say removing a scrotum is a long and painful holy ritual... and there are different kinds of scrotums: hard scrotums, flaccid scrotums... for the harder ones the operation can last hours...

So, again, have you ever imagined this great sufference?
Yes. The sufference is a consequence. If I think about reproduction, I think about pain, I think about sufference, indeed. And I want white men to feel the same sufference when their scrotum is removed.
Now let's talk about the Genitals Perforator. It was probably one of the most discussed Holy Owl's objects.
[Laughs] Well, it wasn't actually. Everyone has been very reluctant to write any comment about it. They didn't understand it... they couldn't say anything about it. Maybe it was a sort of despise for this object, which is one of the most controversial for white men's philosophy.
Yes, and let's tell all the truth. If there's a stranger who removes your scrotum, maybe, after the big sufference and some moths in therapy...
Physical [therapy]...
Yes, but also psychological... well, after all of this you will probably be able to overcome the trauma. But when it comes to mutilating your own scrotum, your own penis, by yourself, it's different...
It's consciousness raising.
Yes, it's consciousness raising... I mean, any white man in front of something like this becomes even whiter and suddenly faints. Which is terrifying.
Terrifying.
Have you every tried the Genitals Perforator on yourself?
No. I didn't. I will, sooner or later. But I don't feel ready.
So you believe that, being Holy Objects, you can't use them as if they would be a toy. To use them, you must hear something like a "Call" in yourself. Like it happens with Our Mother! There are ones who decide to become priests or nuns, and there are other ones who decide to become a scrotums remover and a genitals perforator.
Yes. There is a huge meditation for every scrotum that falls.
One last question to end this extraordinary interview, which, I think, will make people...
...Laugh...
Yes, laugh, but we're not talking about that kind of laugh that comes in your face when you have a lot of fun... we're talking about that kind of hysterical laugh that usually comes in scared people's faces...
... Who laugh because they do it instead of crying or, worst, suiciding themselves.
So now everyone won't go to bed without a chastity belt... because if you think about it that's the only thing that can save you when you meet a scrotum remover. And it's very symbolic: the only thing that can save you from a Scrotum Remover is not doing sex.
[Laughs] Yes...
There is a lot of particular long haired white men who insult you in all the blogs and forums... who tell you that after just a week in the Forest you will come back in Udine... have you got a message for them?
Well, first of all they are losers, even more than me. They are done...
They haven't even got enough forces to cut their hair...
Exactly, not cutting them is senseless, I don't see why they have to be so long... ok, in the Forest you can have long hair, there aren't blades there. But here there are barbers, you pay ten euros and than you're fine! But no, those white always have those long hair, and they even put make-ups on themselves and do other strange things... but it's just horrible... it's just bulls**t.
The Owl probably laughs very hard when He thinks about them.
Yes... And to add a few things: it's not true, I won't come back from the forest after two days or two weeks only... there are two possibilities; I die; I keep staying there until I...
Die. So yeah, you can say it to all of your fans, Panther's Coat...
I will die in the forest! And, most of all, I will be food for all the other animals. Not for priests or long-haired white men.
My friends, after this extraordinary interview with Panther's Coat, I invite you to reflect: there was a bench behind us, white men installed it... but we stayed on the ground. And the fact that there's an house 30 metres from here doesn't mean anything. Do you agree? If you don't, I remove your scortum. Friends, see you next time.

[Nomad]

Ah, it all makes sense now. You are a scrotum remover. How wonderful for you. Love it !

[minks]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Ah, it all makes sense now. You are a scrotum remover. How wonderful for you. Love it !

you read all that above .... stuff??

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by minks

you read all that above .... stuff??

I did. Scrotums are a terrible thing.

[minks]

Originally Posted by Nomad

I did. Scrotums are a terrible thing.

hmmmmm well I am not convinced they are so terrible....

[Verb of Nothing]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Ah, it all makes sense now. You are a scrotum remover. How wonderful for you. Love it !

Yes. And I also built the great "Scrotum Remover".

How awesome!

By the way watch also the video.

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by Verb of Nothing

Yes. And I also built the great "Scrotum Remover".

How awesome!

By the way watch also the video.

Yes, indeed you are awesome. Clearly you have transcended matters of unimportance and entered into a world of knowledge few men witness.

[Verb of Nothing]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Yes, indeed you are awesome.

No.

Clearly you have transcended matters of unimportance and entered into a world of knowledge few men witness.

Yes, but all the blame is to be put on white men for this. They control and influence people with a lot of "needs" like wearing clothes and horrible stuff like that. They make people think that what I say is terrible.

Reducing the number of white men in the world, things will change, cities will start to fall, people will start to have Phallic Prolongations (even females)... or at the least, that's what I hope, and that's why I built the Scrotum Remover.

No comments about the interview itself? Just the usual bashing?

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by Verb of Nothing

No.

Yes, but all the blame is to be put on white men for this. They control and influence people with a lot of "needs" like wearing clothes and horrible stuff like that. They make people think that what I say is terrible.

Reducing the number of white men in the world, things will change, cities will start to fall, people will start to have Phallic Prolongations (even females)... or at the least, that's what I hope, and that's why I built the Scrotum Remover.

No comments about the interview itself? Just the usual bashing?

Bashing?
Ive not bashed you nor have I any intention to do so.
I watched one clip and will observe the others at my leisure.
So far I am amused.

[Verb of Nothing]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Bashing?
Ive not bashed you nor have I any intention to do so.
I watched one clip and will observe the others at my leisure.
So far I am amused.

Thank you, than.