What is the highlight of your dogs day?

[oscar]

Originally Posted by buttercup

Are they psychic?
Sometimes i think mine are, if i take away the routine of our day they are used to and think 'what the hell i will give them an extra walk' at say 12, no sooner have i thought it than they are all sitting at the front door.
freaks me out every time as i do not even look at them, its just a thought going through my head.

Snap

That then involves pretending that you've changed your mind while trying to secretly stuff leads up your shirt and getting to the door without them seeing. Then you have to get your keys, ciggs, lighter, phone without them seeing dispite them following every step you take round the house whilst telling them 'No, we're not going anywhere'.

[oscar]

Standing over the cat while she's honking up.

Humping cushions.

Humping visitors.

Chasing motorbikes as if they know what they would do if they caught one.

Answering with 5 barks when next doors dog gives 4 barks.

Stealing mouldy food off the bird table.

Sicking up mouldy bird food while your eating.

Sticking their beak in your unattended mug of tea.

Hiding when you come home so you know in advance that your new bra has been chewed up.

Dragging pants out the laundry basket into the garden.

Finding Interesting pieces of wood to bring into the house.

Sicking up interesting pieces of wood that they have brought into the house.