What is the highlight of your dogs day?

[buttercup]

Other than the obvious walk, for mine......

Kiesha - Crotch sniffing visitors
Kai - Barking at anyone or anything who dares to pass his garden gate.
Ava - Sitting at the fridge door waiting for it to open.

[oscar]

08.50... Children passing the gate to the school next door.
3 pm, children coming out of school passing the gate.
12 noon.... Food.
7pm.... Food.
Morning walk... showing up their owner by behaving like hooligans.
Evening walk... Showing up their owner by behaving like hooligans.
Visitors to bark at.
Other dogs passing gate to bark at.
Neighbours getting in cars to bark at.
Birds flying past to bark at.
Moths pharting to bark at.
|Midnight... foxes arriving to bark at.
Sliding a tennis ball under Pete's feet without him realising.
Rummaging in bins.
Hiding household items in baskets.
Cuddles on the sofa.
Waiting for Pete to go to bed early so Oscar goes to fridge for snacks.
Chasing the vacumm cleaner and growling at it.
Splashing water bowls all over the floor and paddling in it.
Pooping where Oscar can't see it until too late.
Stealing food from the cats.
Chasing the cats up the hall.
Shagging.
Fighting.
Terrorising cattle on walks.
Tearing stuffing out of toys.
Dropping tennis balls in my bath water.
Thinking the command 'get Down' is a line from Brown Sugar.
Ignoring anything they are told.
Looking cute when being told off.

[buttercup]

Originally Posted by oscar

Chasing the vacumm cleaner and growling at it.

2 of mine are terrified of it, 1 is neither up nor down.

Thinking the command 'get Down' is a line from Brown Sugar.
Ignoring anything they are told.



Looking cute when being told off.

They are all brilliant at this

I'm thinking of getting another one, possibly another type but you just put me right off JRT's with that long list

[oscar]

Originally Posted by buttercup

I'm thinking of getting another one, possibly another type but you just put me right off JRT's with that long list

I would not reccomend a Jack Russell to anyone who is unprepared for the above.

How can you get annoyed with this? Impossible

[oscar]

Peter would like to add the following by proxy.

Joining in barking although your in another room and have no idea what the other two are barking at.

Snacking in the cat litter tray.

Following you into the bathroom and plonking a ball in your lap whilst on the toilet.

Set off your motion sensor lights 30 times a night.

Argue with each other over a piece of fluff.

Sit watching you eat drooling dispite just being fed.

Charge the windows at a passing sparrow.

Become adept at selective hearing.

[buttercup]

My husband wants to add some

Just as much as change position with a leg movement in bed and all hell breaks loose with them thinking its time to get up.

Farting in unison and stinking the room out (gas masks at the ready)

Doing riverdance across the laminate flooring

Get you up in the middle of the night giving you the impression they desparately need to pee only to discover they just want to sit and sniff the air.

[oscar]

Originally Posted by buttercup

Get you up in the middle of the night giving you the impression they desparately need to pee only to discover they just want to sit and sniff the air.

Yes, Yes, Yes

[buttercup]

Stealing and ripping the dishcloth (what is that all about?)

Chewing a bone, leaving bits all over the carpet.

Retching and throwing up bits of 'said bone' much later, when you are trying to sleep.

Screaming blue murder long before you even manage to clip a toe nail.

Peeing on top of all the other dogs pee as if its some magnificent feat of achievement.

[hoppy]

Great stuff.

[buttercup]

Are they psychic?
Sometimes i think mine are, if i take away the routine of our day they are used to and think 'what the hell i will give them an extra walk' at say 12, no sooner have i thought it than they are all sitting at the front door.
freaks me out every time as i do not even look at them, its just a thought going through my head.