FG Poll.. Eastenders, Corrie or Emmerdale?

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I don't watch the soaps hardly at all. I tend to watch one or the other only when there Is a mass murderer on the loose but I have started to watch Corrie and Enders again very recently.

There are things that concern me having not watched for a while.

1) How many chins will Gail Platt end up with?
2) How will they get that boat off the street with no water?
3) Will Roy invest that £5,000 bribe in his bat charity?
4) Will that woman with Norris in the cabin ever say anything Interesting?
5) Will Sally Webster find out that her husband has been doing the dirty with that girl who looks like Reagan out of the 'Exorcist'?

In the Square:

1) Why is everyone suffering from 'Phill Mitchell disease and speaking in whispers?
2) Will Janine really shag archie?
3) Will they ever actually sell a car on that car lot?
4) How long has Dorothy been 'Darn the orrrispital?
5) Is fat Pat really a man?
6) How did Stacey's mother know Stacey was losing the plot when she is barking mad herself?
7) How many men will Roxy finally sleep with?
8) Why does 'Evers' baby look like Phill?
9) Why is Ian Beale such a t*at?
10) Why does everyone in the caff give the correct money and never get any change?

Place your votes please peeps