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    Warning!

    GARDEN GNOMES STRIVE FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
    For decades we have been lured by their harmless appearance and thus allowed them to infiltrate our homes. Now a takeover is very close at hand.
    Underneath the lawns and gardens of the world, the garden gnomes have constructed huge facilities for weaponry and advanced training.
    At least 95% of all unexplained violent deaths worldwide are in fact the works of garden gnome stormtroopers evaluating weapons and combat tactics.
    The United Nations, Nato and The World Bank are more or less completely under garden gnome control at this point.
    Also the global warming problem is the work of garden gnomes. They are resilient to climate changes, and they secretly burn vast amounts of crude oil and chemicals in remote locations throughout the world in order to ruin human health. This also explains the oil shortage.
    The economy crisis, the conflicts in the Middle East, the 9/11 attack e.t.c, are merely cover-ups administrated by garden gnome intelligence units in order to distract the world's attention from their sinister plan.
    Garden gnomes will be the end of life as we know it unless we take immediate action!
    SPREAD THE WORD! GARDEN GNOMES ARE EVIL AND MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!

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    What are we expected to do then ? Snoop around our neighbours' gardens and chop all the heads off the resident garden gnomes, even the ones that are fishing in ponds ?
    I have to say that the garden gnomes that I know, are very friendly smiley chaps. Is this the way they disguise their true intentions ?

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    I'm glad I don't have any of these mini monsters in my garden !

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    I am doing my bit.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Warning!

    Gill, don't be persuaded by a smile and a freindly demeanour. They are clearly spies and not to be trusted. Walls have ears and so, it seems, do shrubs
    "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfire View Post
    Gill, don't be persuaded by a smile and a freindly demeanour. They are clearly spies and not to be trusted. Walls have ears and so, it seems, do shrubs
    Don't worry Snowfire, I'm wary of most things, particularly gnomes that smile ! But I wouldn't feel happy about having to chop their heads off !

    By the way, I thought it was corn that had ears !
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    And when was the last time you checked to see if they held a valid fishing licence.

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