the world should be mocking

[Carl44]

i thought it was a good idea ,but i'm not sure if you guys are mocking me

[zinkyusa]

Jimbo, we admire your efforts. While this first attempt of yours may not quite work out I thought I would post an example of success that may inspire you to continue on your path. Enjoy my brother:


Penile Volumetric Measuring Device
Monday, December 11, 2006, 8:00:00 PM


Penis size: For too long (puns are inevitable when discussing the subject), it has escaped the rigorous analysis of modern science and has been left prone to self-serving exaggeration. Thankfully, one fearless inventor has arrived to clear the field of biased pseudoscience:

"Throughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis."

"there is a remarkable lack of convenient and accurate methods for measuring the penis. Most men merely take a ruler and measure the size of their penis in inches. However, to adequately describe the size of a penis the length alone is not enough. Nor is it enough to know the diameter at an arbitrary point. The penis is not shaped like a true cylinder, but rather it has a more complicated shape. Therefore, a method for measuring the size of a penis needs to account for the unusual shape and size of the human penis."

In the short 22 centuries since Archimedes first shouted Eureka from his bathtub, inventor Jason Turner has applied the same techniques of fluid displacement to accurately measure the one-eyed trouser snake.

Of course, scientific breakthroughs can often be met with fierce resistance: Knowledge is power, but the truth, if small enough, can hurt.

[Carl44]

Originally Posted by zinkyusa

Jimbo, we admire your efforts. While this first attempt of yours may not quite work out I thought I would post an example of success that may inspire you to continue on your path. Enjoy my brother:


Penile Volumetric Measuring Device
Monday, December 11, 2006, 8:00:00 PM


Penis size: For too long (puns are inevitable when discussing the subject), it has escaped the rigorous analysis of modern science and has been left prone to self-serving exaggeration. Thankfully, one fearless inventor has arrived to clear the field of biased pseudoscience:

"Throughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis."

"there is a remarkable lack of convenient and accurate methods for measuring the penis. Most men merely take a ruler and measure the size of their penis in inches. However, to adequately describe the size of a penis the length alone is not enough. Nor is it enough to know the diameter at an arbitrary point. The penis is not shaped like a true cylinder, but rather it has a more complicated shape. Therefore, a method for measuring the size of a penis needs to account for the unusual shape and size of the human penis."

In the short 22 centuries since Archimedes first shouted Eureka from his bathtub, inventor Jason Turner has applied the same techniques of fluid displacement to accurately measure the one-eyed trouser snake.

Of course, scientific breakthroughs can often be met with fierce resistance: Knowledge is power, but the truth, if small enough, can hurt.

BUDDY SIZE DONT REALLY MATTER AT ALL ,the first time suzy saw me naked she laughed and said just who do you think your gona satisfy with that , i just laughed and said to be honest the only one that really matters .... me

[Imladris]

Originally Posted by jimbo

BUDDY SIZE DONT REALLY MATTER AT ALL ,the first time suzy saw me naked she laughed and said just who do you think your gona satisfy with that , i just laughed and said to be honest the only one that really matters .... me

Jimbo, I hate to be the one that breaks it to you but those tears of Suzy's weren't from laughing, it was sheer disappointment!

[Imladris]

Oh, and size does matter

[WonderWendy3]

Funny that we go from talking about socks mopping up spills, to size of "things" that can spill into a sock

Jimbo...LOVE the idea...I already use it with old rags though...I'm not a big fan of mops...I am a "get on my hands and knees and scrub" kinda girl...but this 'ole mare ain't what she used to be...so I use old rags and spray ALL the time...and the 'ole swipe it with the foot works great....


Size does matter...btw.....and that doesn't mean BIG size is best...cause imo...it aint....just thought I'd share, back to regular scheduled program.....

[Richard Bell]

Originally Posted by jimbo

i have just made a cup of tea and being the clumsey big foot yeti clone that i am i spilled it all over the wooden floor

Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo...

NEVER disparage your proud Yeti heritage !!!

From The Church Of The Subgenius, Pamphlet # 1 :

Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES

The very fact that you came up with a brilliant invention in the face of adversity is testament to your superiority over the humans (or "pinks" as they are known to the SubGenii).

[Carl44]

Originally Posted by Richard Bell

Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo...

NEVER disparage your proud Yeti heritage !!!

From The Church Of The Subgenius, Pamphlet # 1 :



The very fact that you came up with a brilliant invention in the face of adversity is testament to your superiority over the humans (or "pinks" as they are known to the SubGenii).

thanks buddy i feel proud now

[Carl44]

Originally Posted by Imladris

Oh, and size does matter

hey immy ,sometimes my friend its not the size of the organ thats the problem its the size of the cathedral its playing in

[Imladris]

Originally Posted by jimbo

hey immy ,sometimes my friend its not the size of the organ thats the problem its the size of the cathedral its playing in

That reminds me of something so yucky I'll have to pm you!