Has anyone ever seen a UFO?

[Odie]

Originally Posted by oscar

I'm up to here with UFO's!!!!!
They land in my garden every night, frighten the shyte out of my cats, drink all my tea, take my food, and i even caught one having a kip in my bed. It's just not on.
They can't even speak properly so we don't know what they are on about, they just point to the sky alot and say 'Invasion'.

- when mine were swimming in the pool, there were green lights everywhere!

one of them actually had a damn campfire, have no idea what it was cooking, but it stunk up the entire neighbourhood!

your poor cat! he must learn to fight back!

these aliens just have no damn respect for my private property!

they ate my flowers!

I have had enough!

I mean really, who do they think they are?

[OpenMind]

Originally Posted by Odie

- when mine were swimming in the pool, there were green lights everywhere!

one of them actually had a damn campfire, have no idea what it was cooking, but it stunk up the entire neighbourhood!

your poor cat! he must learn to fight back!

these aliens just have no damn respect for my private property!

they ate my flowers!

I have had enough!

I mean really, who do they think they are?

Well, if I'd been there when they were using your swimming pool, I'd have got them to show me how to have a campfire in a swimming pool.

[Odie]

Originally Posted by OpenMind

Well, if I'd been there when they were using your swimming pool, I'd have got them to show me how to have a campfire in a swimming pool.

darn things used up the entire back yard.......their campfire was on the grass, not to intelligent for sure!

and they don't swim......they float!....green glowing lights around the pool!

[Odie]

Originally Posted by OpenMind

I have never seen an ufo with my naked undressed eye in all my life.

[AussiePam]

OVNI

[Odie]

you know what they want eh?

they are now breeding in Oscar's house!

she will have to call alien-busters!

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Odie

you know what they want eh?

they are now breeding in Oscar's house!

she will have to call alien-busters!

I called alien busters but they they don't run a 24 hour service. What bloody good is that??? It's night time when the buggers come here. 'Nanu Nanu' all night long, I'm sick of it. Bloody green lights glowing all night making crop circles upsetting local farmers.
The government did promise that they were going to eliminate aliens but they haven't yet in my neighbourhood. I would't mind if they paid tax but they're exempt because their spaceship doesn't take up prime time estate. It just hovers, humming away like a generator. You know what it's like with alien invasion?? Same old story, one minute there's 2 of them, next thing they've smuggled their bloody family in. I was saving a nice bit of beef for Mr Oscar's sunday dinner and the buggers have stolen it out the fridge again. And what's with those pointee ears???


















I'm just going to take my medication now.

[Odie]

sounds like an immigration problem now!

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Odie

sounds like an immigration problem now!

Next we'll be giving them housing benifit and free milk tokens

[Odie]

Originally Posted by oscar

Next we'll be giving them housing benifit and free milk tokens

and free food, t.v's, widescreen of course, MY converter!