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- Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:18 am
- Forum: Comedy
- Topic: Little Titties !
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4742
Little Titties !
<t>M.A.S;1356311 wrote: <br/> <br/> so you're saying that she's not a female ?!?! WTF,, she looks like female but i don't know :-3<br/> <br/> <br/> Are you deliberately being obtuse? Just to spell it out for you.<br/> <br/> Nope. I really don't think she is funny... Neither did my partner. <br/> <br...
- Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:02 am
- Forum: Comedy
- Topic: Little Titties !
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4742
Little Titties !
M.A.S;1356244 wrote: she's just funny :wah:
:p
Nope. Can't say she is.
:p
Nope. Can't say she is.
- Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:38 am
- Forum: Gardening Forum
- Topic: Gardening and general Country living...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1203
Gardening and general Country living...
<r>pharmerphil;1346223 wrote: Does anyone have any gardening sites they frequent that has good information and advice, this forum has limited advice, after perusing GOOGLE, reading articles, the majority of what I've read here...is merely re-hashed/copy pasted information from other sites...<EMOJI s...
- Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:32 am
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: Death Us
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1129
- Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:50 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Oh the joy of flat-pack furniture
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1254
Oh the joy of flat-pack furniture
So you think you have problems. Have a look at this guy...
YouTube - Deckchair
YouTube - Deckchair
- Wed May 19, 2010 4:25 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Street Terrorism in KSA
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1378
Street Terrorism in KSA
Hmmm. They never had that problem when all they had were camels...:sneaky:
- Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:05 pm
- Forum: Philosophy
- Topic: What is Courage?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2183
What is Courage?
Sorry. I think you must be confused. As in you have got me confused with somebody who cares...
- Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:55 am
- Forum: Philosophy
- Topic: What is Courage?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2183
What is Courage?
Courage is saying "Yes." when your wife asks. "Does my bum look big in this?"...
- Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:32 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Pete Doherty arrested for supplying drugs that led to death..
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5712
Pete Doherty arrested for supplying drugs that led to death..
Pleased to be of service...
- Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:11 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Pete Doherty arrested for supplying drugs that led to death..
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5712
Pete Doherty arrested for supplying drugs that led to death..
How about a quick look through this list. Find out how respectable the LibLabCon MPs are...
Liars, Buggers and Thieves: Sex
Liars, Buggers and Thieves: Sex
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:13 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Get Out Of California
- Replies: 112
- Views: 5191
Get Out Of California
Good afternoon Mr Happy. And how are you today?
- Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:53 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Caution-political joke.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4619
Caution-political joke.
Everyone knows why a bride is dressed in white.
All kitchen appliances are white...:sneaky:
All kitchen appliances are white...:sneaky:
- Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:48 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Positivity
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2187
Positivity
Hmm. This thread, started by a person who tends to post nothing but alarmist stories and negative attitudes.
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:59 pm
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Renault and Ford’s new car
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2150
Renault and Ford’s new car
"Snigger."...
- Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:05 pm
- Forum: General TV Shows
- Topic: Celebrity Big Brother 2010
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1482
Celebrity Big Brother 2010
<r>Kathy Ellen;1280578 wrote: WOW Hugh<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI><br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Bummer...how could you say this ???<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> That's not nice. In fact, it's really nasty to say that BB members were killed as a joke. Some FG members here really love this s...
- Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:02 pm
- Forum: General TV Shows
- Topic: Celebrity Big Brother 2010
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1482
Celebrity Big Brother 2010
I read that the Big Brother house had burned down, and that everyone in it was killed. The police are trying to identify the deceased...:yh_rotfl
- Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:58 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Do you love me?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 1478
Do you love me?
Don't ask me, I wouldn't respect myself in the morning. I really am not that kind of guy.
- Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:28 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Carol Singers
- Replies: 17
- Views: 8285
Carol Singers
<t>The word "to".<br/> <br/> I went to the park.<br/> <br/> The word "too".<br/> <br/> Fred came too.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> The word "two".<br/> <br/> The two of us, went to the park.<br/> <br/> See!<br/> <br/> And it's not Spelling police, it's word usage police...:wah:<br/> <br/> I know, I am bei...
- Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:57 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: A reminder to drive safely this Christmas
- Replies: 5
- Views: 407
A reminder to drive safely this Christmas
<t>I have to admit, this vid affected me deeply. I had tears in my eyes. <br/> <br/> Please people be careful. This is not the time of year to be visiting funeral directors and undertakers. <br/> <br/> My partner has posted this vid on a few other sites that we use. The more people that see it, the ...
- Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:35 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Carol Singers
- Replies: 17
- Views: 8285
Carol Singers
Odie;1275577 wrote: I hate them to!:yh_rotfl
Hate them to what? :sneaky:
Sing out of tune? Sing happy birthday? Sing like Bob Dylan?...
Or did you mean that you hate them TOO!
Hate them to what? :sneaky:
Sing out of tune? Sing happy birthday? Sing like Bob Dylan?...
Or did you mean that you hate them TOO!
- Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:14 am
- Forum: Films Cinema Forum
- Topic: Avatar
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1462
Avatar
<r>Scrat;1275319 wrote: You've seen the plot before, <br/> <br/> <br/> I saw the film (movie) and got the feeling that I had seen the story before. Then it came to me, the plot was loosely based on the film "A man called horse, starring Richard Harris" but made as a sci fi version. <br/> <br/> Well ...
- Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:03 am
- Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
- Topic: The Beautiful poem about Happiness...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2859
The Beautiful poem about Happiness...
The Beautiful poem about Happiness...
By who's criteria?:-3
By who's criteria?:-3
- Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:46 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: The Perfect Gift
- Replies: 4
- Views: 456
The Perfect Gift
I can hardly see to write this, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. This really appealed to my sense of humour. BLOODY FUNNY...:yh_rotfl
- Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:41 am
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: First Hello to Everyone...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 862
First Hello to Everyone...
Having done a quick "skeg" round t'interweb, it seems that lovegenete is a pro spammer, with a sig linking back to some quack medicine site. He/she/it, has been banned from quite a few sites. I guess he/she/it is about to chalk up another "FAIL." :sneaky:
- Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:03 am
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: First Hello to Everyone...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 862
First Hello to Everyone...
Do I detect the smell of spam about to be fried?:sneaky:
- Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:13 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Requiem for the Banned
- Replies: 279
- Views: 15089
Requiem for the Banned
<t>Isabellawarner posted rubbish on the forum.<br/> <br/> Spouting loads of nonsense, showing no decorum.<br/> <br/> Failing to take notice of the anti spamming rules.<br/> <br/> She thought she was above it, treating us like fools.<br/> <br/> Poor old Isabella, we are having the last laugh.<br/> <b...
- Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:33 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Water is Wet?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 681
Water is Wet?
I bought some "powdered" water, trouble is, I don't know what to add to it....
- Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:31 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: John Lennon killed on this day-
- Replies: 17
- Views: 959
John Lennon killed on this day-
What about John Denver, a bloody good singer, but a pretty crap pilot....
- Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:13 am
- Forum: General TV Shows
- Topic: A Jackson 5 Series?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2920
A Jackson 5 Series?
I think the title is misleading. Surely it will be "The Jackson 4." :sneaky:
- Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:04 am
- Forum: United Kingdom
- Topic: Walking disaster visits victims
- Replies: 3
- Views: 803
Walking disaster visits victims
<t>gmc;1265108 wrote: Daily Express | UK News :: Gordon Brown visits Cumbria flood victims<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> You have to laugh. Apparently he has ordered all the bridges be checked-as if it wouldn't occur to the locals and it wouldn't; get done without his action. Why didn't he just turn back t...
- Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:13 am
- Forum: Wide World of Sports
- Topic: World Cup South Africa 2010!
- Replies: 320
- Views: 37869
World Cup South Africa 2010!
football. 22 overpaid pansies, kicking a bag of wind around a patch of grass.
I would rather watch paint dry...
I would rather watch paint dry...
- Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:15 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: oh bugger sorry oscar
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3452
oh bugger sorry oscar
farmer giles;1258432 wrote:
so sorry oscar i'm a knob
Yeah, but your OUR knob. Forumgardens own exclusive knob.
Better the knob you know, etc etc. :yh_rotfl
so sorry oscar i'm a knob
Yeah, but your OUR knob. Forumgardens own exclusive knob.
Better the knob you know, etc etc. :yh_rotfl
- Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:50 pm
- Forum: Holidays
- Topic: Remember, Remember...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1046
Remember, Remember...
Remember remember the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I now see no reason, to forget MPs treason.
Let's blow up the whole bloody lot!!!
©Hugh Janus.
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I now see no reason, to forget MPs treason.
Let's blow up the whole bloody lot!!!
©Hugh Janus.
- Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:07 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: QT backfires as survey shows 1 in 4 would consider BNP after Griffins appearence
- Replies: 41
- Views: 9609
QT backfires as survey shows 1 in 4 would consider BNP after Griffins appearence
kazalala;1255614 wrote: so?
So what?
So what?
- Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:58 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: QT backfires as survey shows 1 in 4 would consider BNP after Griffins appearence
- Replies: 41
- Views: 9609
QT backfires as survey shows 1 in 4 would consider BNP after Griffins appearence
Raven;1255579 wrote: LOL! The only thing 'english' about London is the Queen lives there! :yh_rotfl And that it's located in England!
Never a truer word spoken...
Never a truer word spoken...
- Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1050
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi
Lawyer denies Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Al Megrahi has died | Mail Online
Well one of the news reports is wrong...
Well one of the news reports is wrong...
- Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:56 am
- Forum: The Kitchen
- Topic: A cool way to peel a spud
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1333
A cool way to peel a spud
I bet they make crap chips when you peel 'em that way...:wah:
- Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:09 pm
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: 48 arrested in race clashes.
- Replies: 69
- Views: 13926
48 arrested in race clashes.
abbey;1250943 wrote: I really think you're flogging a dead horse Oscar.
And the UAF would probably get a kick out of flogging a dead horse. Anything to do with violence and they are right in the middle of it...:wah:
And the UAF would probably get a kick out of flogging a dead horse. Anything to do with violence and they are right in the middle of it...:wah:
- Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:24 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Why don't they just let him speak?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 14079
Why don't they just let him speak?
<t>Clodhopper;1250897 wrote: The BNP is a fascist organisation. It is NOT a proper political party like Conservative or Republican or Christian Democrat.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Idiot! Of course they are a proper political party. That's how they got elected to the European parliament. It's only...
- Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:21 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Why don't they just let him speak?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 14079
Why don't they just let him speak?
Kingston-upon-Thames. Not exactly Bradford is it?
I really think that you have no idea about the real world...
I think you are BBC, Brainwashed By Consensus...
I really think that you have no idea about the real world...
I think you are BBC, Brainwashed By Consensus...
- Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:17 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Why don't they just let him speak?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 14079
Why don't they just let him speak?
<t>Clodhopper;1250863 wrote: Having the scum on Question Time doesn't sound like squashing their freedom of speech.<br/> <br/> The BNP are fascist racist holocaust denying filth. <br/> <br/> I ask again: In what way does the corruption of some mainstream politicians make fascism acceptable?<br/> <br...
- Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:48 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Why don't they just let him speak?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 14079
Why don't they just let him speak?
<r>Snowfire;1250852 wrote: Reprehensible, every one of them. Does this negate the claims and aims of a bunch of racist morons ?<br/> <br/> <br/> I think this just proves that the so called "establishment" are not as worthy as they like to make us believe. <br/> <br/> Does it mean that what they say ...
- Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:36 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Why don't they just let him speak?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 14079
Why don't they just let him speak?
And we all know that the rest of the MPs are squeeky clean...
Or are they? :-3
Read this and then decide...
Liars, Buggers and Thieves
Or are they? :-3
Read this and then decide...
Liars, Buggers and Thieves
- Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:31 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Strange things are happening-
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1515
Strange things are happening-
Obama gets a peace prize, and then declares war on the clangers by crashing a rocket onto their world, disgusting...:wah:
- Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:24 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Fiona Pilkington's yobs finally arrested..
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4379
Fiona Pilkington's yobs finally arrested..
<r>In a situation such as this, what's needed is action by the residents themselves. A couple of BIG blokes in balaclavas and carrying pick axe handles, and not being afraid to use them, would soon bring peace to the neighbourhood. The only thing "little darlings" like these fear, is a bigger stick....
- Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:26 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Careful who you pick a fight with........
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3729
Careful who you pick a fight with........
carla;1249906 wrote: i saw this on the news he didn't have the safety released on his gun and the store owner started shooting bang, bang he was mortally wounded.
????? :-2
????? :-2
- Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:02 am
- Forum: Welcome To My Day!
- Topic: Excuse me?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2300
Excuse me?
<t>I think that it's about time that the people who do the employing in call centres actually listened to the people that they employ. I once had to phone the DVLA in Swansea. The woman who answered the phone had such a thick welsh accent that it was impossible for me, (a northerner) to even begin t...
- Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:52 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: workaholics anonymous
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1505
workaholics anonymous
Being the richest corpse in the graveyard is never a good thing, especially if you got there too early...
Work is a dirty four letter word...
Work is a dirty four letter word...
- Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:49 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Requiem for a Rolling Pin !!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 898
Requiem for a Rolling Pin !!
try this, it seems to cover your problem...
How to open a coconut, learn how to open coconuts
How to open a coconut, learn how to open coconuts
- Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:24 am
- Forum: Health Care
- Topic: information about Medical Equipment Asset Management projects
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3546