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    ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    With well over ten years' experience of reconciling impossible claims, inadequate fact-checking and flared tempers, ForumGarden's mediation program is expanding beyond the confines of the forum itself.

    We begin with
    'I’m gonna punch you right in your face': Shaq and Barkley clash on TNT

    Tense atmosphere on TNT’s NBA coverage as pundits bicker
    O’Neal mocks Barkley for his failure to win an NBA championship

    “If you hit me, we’re gonna be moving some furniture,” said Barkley. “I’m gonna throw one of these chicken wings at your fat ass.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...gument-tnt-nba
    If both parties would like to send me details through the site's contact form I'll get stuck in. Meanwhile if our American members would like to expand on "TNT" and "NBA" I would be grateful. The mediation team is familiar with the work of Mr Barkley, having heard him perform on Jools Holland's late-night jazz fusion review, but so far Mr Shaq has flown beneath our radar.
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    Gnarles, I doubt, was ever tall enough to be a basketball player and as far as I'm aware Chuck cant sing.
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    Basketball?

    Basketball players are uniformly slender else they can't jump.

    The gentlemen to whom I refer have waistlines greater then their height.
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    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    If we are so desperate for new threads I shall have to start a couple..............just saying.
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    I thought I'd raise the tone a notch. Not everyone can do that.
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    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    I thought I'd raise the tone a notch. Not everyone can do that.
    Very true.
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

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    Basketball?

    Basketball players are uniformly slender else they can't jump.

    The gentlemen to whom I refer have waistlines greater then their height.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Barkley .....This is Chuck. He has never sung on Jools Holland's later

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O%27Neal ....This is Shaq. Neither has he.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnarls_Barkley .... And this is Gnarles. The only one of the three to have appeared on Later With Jools Holland and the only one of the three to have never played in the NBA
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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    Neither member of Gnarls has listed his weight. Or height.

    The NBA chappies have both listed their weights as eighteen year olds, since when they've added at least half as much again. The descriptive word they seek is not Basketball, it is Wide.
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    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
    Write that word in the blood

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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

    WTF does this all mean??

    I need counselling, I flew in accompanied by my crystal ball.

    I misread the title I thought this was a meditation thread

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    Re: ForumGarden's Mediation Unit

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    We could have a meditation thread but then it wouldn't be about Jools Holland.
    Nullius in verba|||||||||||
    Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game!

    The watch of your vision has become reasonable today.

    It’s normal. You must provoke. You must insult the belief of all monotheists. You must make fun of the belief of all monotheists.
    From the upper tier of the Leppings Lane End of the Hillsborough Stadium, I watched the events of that day unfold with horror.
    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
    Write that word in the blood

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