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think you are having a bad day read this
i have not snoped these ,i dont think they are meant to be true just funny:wah::wah:
THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY:
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from
burns, but from massive internal injuries.
Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set
about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest
fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a
diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The firefighters,
seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and
then flown to the forest fire and emptied.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket 300
feet in the air. Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the
fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998.
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STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the
handlebars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor,
cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio
door.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived
on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to
the street to escort the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance
arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife
uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels,
blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was
treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became
despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the
toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped
it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was
in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She
ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers
had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of
his legs, and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same
paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The
paramedics loaded the husband onto the stretcher and began carrying him to
the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the
wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned
himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of
them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down
the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
Taken from a Florida Newspaper.
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STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?
Just remember, it could be worse.....
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $8,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
whale ate them both.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in
order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of
needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her
mentally retarded.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking
his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to
his Walkman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of
them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
hapless protesters to death.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And finally.......
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it?
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Another version:
Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you have the only ass.
Feel better now?
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Another one:
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well, then, consider this...............................
In a hospital ' s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the
mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them
both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you ' re having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany. Suddenly,
all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn ' t pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to bits.
There now, feeling better????
THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY:
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from
burns, but from massive internal injuries.
Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set
about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest
fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a
diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The firefighters,
seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and
then flown to the forest fire and emptied.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket 300
feet in the air. Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the
fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the
handlebars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor,
cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio
door.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived
on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to
the street to escort the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance
arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife
uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels,
blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was
treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became
despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the
toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped
it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was
in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She
ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers
had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of
his legs, and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same
paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The
paramedics loaded the husband onto the stretcher and began carrying him to
the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the
wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned
himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of
them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down
the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
Taken from a Florida Newspaper.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?
Just remember, it could be worse.....
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $8,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
whale ate them both.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in
order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of
needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her
mentally retarded.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking
his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to
his Walkman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of
them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
hapless protesters to death.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And finally.......
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another version:
Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you have the only ass.
Feel better now?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another one:
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well, then, consider this...............................
In a hospital ' s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the
mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them
both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you ' re having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany. Suddenly,
all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn ' t pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to bits.
There now, feeling better????
think you are having a bad day read this
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
farmer giles;1212851 wrote:
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And finally.......
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it?
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Oh! If only this were true! It would be a just retribution!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Just brill Jimbo! :wah: I love your stuff! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
BTW, just to let you know, the last 4 jokes were repeated from earlier on in the thread. Is that a deliberate mistake for those who forgot them? :sneaky: :wah:
farmer giles;1212851 wrote:
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And finally.......
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it?
------------------------------------
Oh! If only this were true! It would be a just retribution!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Just brill Jimbo! :wah: I love your stuff! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
BTW, just to let you know, the last 4 jokes were repeated from earlier on in the thread. Is that a deliberate mistake for those who forgot them? :sneaky: :wah:
think you are having a bad day read this
BTW I love this!
I think it's absolutely FAB! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That's my idea of a good solution! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I think it's absolutely FAB! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That's my idea of a good solution! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
think you are having a bad day read this
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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Bruv;1212883 wrote: Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
noo it cant be
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
noo it cant be
think you are having a bad day read this
Bruv;1212883 wrote: Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Now you know how I feel :wah::wah::wah:
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Now you know how I feel :wah::wah::wah:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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Bruv;1212883 wrote: Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Come again ?
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Hey Farmer Giles.....you are repeating yourself now.....
Come again ?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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think you are having a bad day read this
spot and gallblader maybe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YouTube - The Front Fell Off!
YouTube - The Front Fell Off!
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its the way i tell them:)
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....
I'm wearing a condom."
of course you are fee to add any nationality to fit you non racist beliefs .... you just know some one is gona do it ..... complain i mean :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....
I'm wearing a condom."
of course you are fee to add any nationality to fit you non racist beliefs .... you just know some one is gona do it ..... complain i mean :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
think you are having a bad day read this
Rapunzel;1212874 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Oh! If only this were true! It would be a just retribution!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Just brill Jimbo! :wah: I love your stuff! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Just in case there's anyone thinking they possibly are, snopes.com: Fake News Stories debunks the entire set. Including the return parcel bomb. Jimbo did at least say he'd not looked to see.
Oh! If only this were true! It would be a just retribution!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Just brill Jimbo! :wah: I love your stuff! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Just in case there's anyone thinking they possibly are, snopes.com: Fake News Stories debunks the entire set. Including the return parcel bomb. Jimbo did at least say he'd not looked to see.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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spot;1212905 wrote: Just in case there's anyone thinking they possibly are, snopes.com: Fake News Stories debunks the entire set. Including the return parcel bomb. Jimbo did at least say he'd not looked to see.
i feared as much lucky for me i put in a disclaimer eh spot :rolleyes:
i feared as much lucky for me i put in a disclaimer eh spot :rolleyes:
think you are having a bad day read this
spot;1212905 wrote: Just in case there's anyone thinking they possibly are, snopes.com: Fake News Stories debunks the entire set. Including the return parcel bomb. Jimbo did at least say he'd not looked to see.
The first story has been on here before and been debunked by Snopes. The parcel bomb was just too perfect to be true and I think the rest are just too funny to be true. They were funny though! My kids just wet themselves laughing when I told them the one about the Exxon Valdez! :yh_rotfl
The first story has been on here before and been debunked by Snopes. The parcel bomb was just too perfect to be true and I think the rest are just too funny to be true. They were funny though! My kids just wet themselves laughing when I told them the one about the Exxon Valdez! :yh_rotfl
think you are having a bad day read this
farmer giles;1212909 wrote: i reared as much lucky for me i put in a disclaimer eh spot :rolleyes:
Bet you knew Spot would follow you up eh lol:wah:
Bet you knew Spot would follow you up eh lol:wah:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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SuzyB;1212912 wrote: Bet you knew Spot would follow you up eh lol:wah:
stop changing my posts odie says its against the rules :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
stop changing my posts odie says its against the rules :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
think you are having a bad day read this
farmer giles;1212909 wrote: i feared as much lucky for me i put in a disclaimer eh spot :rolleyes:
At least you're not Carolly, I did that to her once and she went ballistic for weeks after.
At least you're not Carolly, I did that to her once and she went ballistic for weeks after.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
think you are having a bad day read this
farmer giles;1212913 wrote: stop changing my posts odie says its against the rules :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
think you are having a bad day read this
Rapunzel;1212911 wrote: They were funny though! My kids just wet themselves laughing when I told them the one about the Exxon Valdez! :yh_rotfl
To digress though, thousands of pounds were spent cleaning up the sealife following the Exxon Valdez spill as well as spills from other damaged tankers. The irony is that the oil spilled is a natural product and would eventually break down in sea water. Instead we spent thousands on chemical cleaners which polluted the environment and washed all the protective oils from the feathers of birds and ducks so that they drowned in sea water instead of being buoyed up by it! I think the cleanup was eventually found to have destroyed more of the environment and more of the sealife than if the oil spill had simply been left to disintegrate on its own.
To digress though, thousands of pounds were spent cleaning up the sealife following the Exxon Valdez spill as well as spills from other damaged tankers. The irony is that the oil spilled is a natural product and would eventually break down in sea water. Instead we spent thousands on chemical cleaners which polluted the environment and washed all the protective oils from the feathers of birds and ducks so that they drowned in sea water instead of being buoyed up by it! I think the cleanup was eventually found to have destroyed more of the environment and more of the sealife than if the oil spill had simply been left to disintegrate on its own.
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spot;1212914 wrote: At least you're not Carolly, I did that to her once and she went ballistic for weeks after.
these celebrity types its like walking on broken glass eggshells :sneaky::):yh_rotfl
these celebrity types its like walking on broken glass eggshells :sneaky::):yh_rotfl
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i dont know who i feel more sorry for in this vid ,
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farmer giles;1212932 wrote: i dont know who i feel more sorry for in this vid ,
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OMG You just KNOW what's going to happen, don't you? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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OMG You just KNOW what's going to happen, don't you? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Entertaining article, Jimbo. Thanks for sharing.
That's our Spot............ever vigil and ready to keep us enlightened.
This is a true episode and happened just this past week:
My brother-in-law was in town shopping, came back to his truck and realized he had locked his keys in the truck. He walked to a police station and was told the police don't unlock vehicles. Then BIL called a locksmith from his cell phone and they met him at his vehicle...and tried to unlock his truck...but had no luck. Then, finally, BIL called his wife who was at work. She had an extra key and met him at the car to unlock it. Later that day, safe at home, BIL went out in his back yard and got stung on the face, not once, but twice, by a wasp. Pain and swelling. He is fine now.
Talk about a bad day. :wah:
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Entertaining article, Jimbo. Thanks for sharing.
That's our Spot............ever vigil and ready to keep us enlightened.
This is a true episode and happened just this past week:
My brother-in-law was in town shopping, came back to his truck and realized he had locked his keys in the truck. He walked to a police station and was told the police don't unlock vehicles. Then BIL called a locksmith from his cell phone and they met him at his vehicle...and tried to unlock his truck...but had no luck. Then, finally, BIL called his wife who was at work. She had an extra key and met him at the car to unlock it. Later that day, safe at home, BIL went out in his back yard and got stung on the face, not once, but twice, by a wasp. Pain and swelling. He is fine now.
Talk about a bad day. :wah:
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SuzyB;1212886 wrote: Now you know how I feel :wah::wah::wah:
You poor, poor thing suzybigbutt. :yh_rotfl
You poor, poor thing suzybigbutt. :yh_rotfl
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shelbell;1213280 wrote: You poor, poor thing suzybigbutt. :yh_rotfl
:p:p:p:rolleyes::rolleyes:
:p:p:p:rolleyes::rolleyes:
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farmer giles;1213289 wrote: :p:p:p:rolleyes::rolleyes:
:yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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shelbell;1213301 wrote: :yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
watch it my stalker will probably start a fight with my on here in a minute :rolleyes::rolleyes:
watch it my stalker will probably start a fight with my on here in a minute :rolleyes::rolleyes:
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farmer giles;1213307 wrote: watch it my stalker will probably start a fight with my on here in a minute :rolleyes::rolleyes:
I thought I already did that on another thread...you know, the one where you were totally paranoid. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I thought I already did that on another thread...you know, the one where you were totally paranoid. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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shelbell;1213311 wrote: I thought I already did that on another thread...you know, the one where you were totally paranoid. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
i knew they were saying that about me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
i knew they were saying that about me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1213316 wrote: i knew they were saying that about me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Truth hurt jimbutt? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Truth hurt jimbutt? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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shelbell;1213322 wrote: Truth hurt jimbutt? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
er no :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
er no :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl