Gill In hospital...

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:33 am

Good Luck Gill, just do as you're told, and don't forget they get you up and moving straight away for good reason. :-6

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:13 am

Thanks BB, and yes I will behave myself (as regards instructions by the medical staff, but can't promise for anything else

). I just hope the surgeon has got his HNC in lump hammer wielding ! :-3

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:19 am

kayleneaussie;1372551 wrote: no Gill I was just having a joke with you but seems you have taken it the wrong way..hope the op goes ok you will be a new woman once you have healed...now back to the arcade with me so I dont go upsetting people:-5

Oops, sorry you thought I was upset, I was only winding you up in return ! :p :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:58 pm

G#Gill;1372602 wrote: Oops, sorry you thought I was upset, I was only winding you up in return ! :p :wah:
Will you be waxing your spider In anticipation?

Post by **spot** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:20 pm

oscar;1372639 wrote: Will you be waxing your spider In anticipation?

Good lord, the euphemisms they use Up North. Round these parts we'd rub oil on the old aspidistra.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:00 pm

spot;1372642 wrote: Good lord, the euphemisms they use Up North. Round these parts we'd rub oil on the old aspidistra.

Gill doesn't have an Aspidistra.... more of a patch of rye grass.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:26 pm

oscar;1372646 wrote: .... more of a patch of rye grass.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:10 am

Hi Gill,

I just read this. I'm so sorry that you're going through this awful pain with your hips.

Hoping for a smooth and successful operation, and that you're feeling better soon.

All of my best wishes are with you:-6

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:27 pm

Hey Gill. Just wanted to wish you luck with the Operation.

Hope the healing process goes quickly for you!!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:00 am

Thank you Kathy Ellen and Butterfly Princess, for your good wishes. This is such a lovely surprise to me, all these people sending good wishes ! I'm not forgotten after all !!! :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:47 am

G#Gill;1372791 wrote: Thank you Kathy Ellen and Butterfly Princess, for your good wishes. This is such a lovely surprise to me, all these people sending good wishes ! I'm not forgotten after all !!! :wah: Yes, Yes, Yes... but... Have you mowed the lawn in anticipation?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:52 pm

oscar;1372798 wrote: Yes, Yes, Yes... but... Have you mowed the lawn in anticipation?

Of what ?

:-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:03 pm

G#Gill;1372906 wrote: Of what ?

:-3

Debris

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:37 pm

oscar;1372909 wrote: Debris

:-2

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:45 pm

Okay that just got my attention....what he heck are you on about Oscar?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:18 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1372912 wrote: Okay that just got my attention....what he heck are you on about Oscar? I surprised that my Euphemism. means nothing to Gill what with her her being North of the Watford Gap.... Look I will put It as politely as I can as not to offend the pure minded here.

When a Lady goes Into hospital, In polite circles, one prepares by removing excess pubic hair In the chuff chuff woo woo area.

Gill may not be aware but to Isolate MRSA superbug, you are swabbed under neath your arms and In your groin on admission. Gill will no doubt have this done to her on admission.

Now some ladies may not care that they have a rampant rye field growing half way down their legs, but I feel It would be rather frightening to present this to some poor unsuspecting Intern on arrival.

Far nicer to groom the chuff chuff woo woo area before admission even squirting some Christian Dior perfume around the area.

After all Gill.... you don't want that young Doctor getting tangled up down there do you ?:yh_rotfl

Another must for ladies on arriving at hospital Is to arrive In clean new sexy underwear. My hospital porters absolutely loved my blue Katie Price bra with matching french knickers but I must advice against a thong. If something happens Gill and you under the knife, some poor coroner Is going to have to fish that piece of string from out of your crack.

It Is also considered most unlady like should your cuffs and collars not match. If the pubic hair on your chuff chuff woo woo Is a different colour to that on your head, you will become the source of cruel comments by nursing staff whilst you are out. You will come round from the op with no Idea what they are sniggering about.

I suggest If your surf and turf do not match, then a spot of Harmony hair tint on either end can save you a lot of embarrassment.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:28 pm

Just when I thought you could shock no more .

OMG :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:33 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I see !!! In other words Julie, what you are trying to explain is that I should loose the Brylcreem and the curlers from the 'chuff chuff woo woo' area before I go in. Well I can do that OK, but what about my long white hair on my head ?

:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:38 pm

G#Gill;1372918 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I see !!! In other words Julie, what you are trying to explain is that I should loose the Brylcreem and the curlers from the 'chuff chuff woo woo' area before I go in. Well I can do that OK, but what about my long white hair on my head ?

:yh_rotfl

Is the long white hair on your head long enough to cover the chuff chuff woo woo area whilst lying down? This would be a perfect way of disguising an unequal colour match.

I would advise tinting both ends with a nice blonde shade.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:45 pm

oscar;1372919 wrote: Is the long white hair on your head long enough to cover the chuff chuff woo woo area whilst lying down? This would be a perfect way of disguising an unequal colour match.

I would advise tinting both ends with a nice blonde shade.

Nah, I've been trying to cultivate it for years but it still only reaches down as far as my waist, on a good day that is, and with no wind blowing ! Mind you it effectively disguises my chest hair - sort of matches up !

:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:36 pm

It looks like you've driven everybody away, Oscar ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lady J · Post by **Lady J** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:03 pm

oscar;1372914 wrote: I surprised that my Euphemism. means nothing to Gill what with her her being North of the Watford Gap.... Look I will put It as politely as I can as not to offend the pure minded here.

When a Lady goes Into hospital, In polite circles, one prepares by removing excess pubic hair In the chuff chuff woo woo area.

I have heard "that area" called many things before but this is a new one on me!:yh_rotfl

anyway Gill I know your surgery will be a success and pray your recovery will be speedy.

A friend of mine had his hips replaced just about a year ago and they now move better then before.:yh_wink

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:27 pm

G#Gill;1372990 wrote: It looks like you've driven everybody away, Oscar ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Look,don't blame me... Just because Bruv, you and Fizzy Pop didn't know the terminology for grooming your chuff chuff woo woo.

There are many terms for It but 'waxing your spider' Is the most common.

Other Included:

Raking the lawn

Thinning the thatch roof

Plaiting the Tarten

Skinning the cat

Etc etc

I was warning you that on admission, to avoid any embarrassment, you may be asked by nursing staff If you have trimmed the collars and cuffs.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:28 am

oscar;1372992 wrote: Look,don't blame me... Just because Bruv...............

Hold up !!!!

Don't bring me into this, this is Lady talk, I backed out the door several posts ago, far too gentlemanly to comment.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:40 am

Bruv;1373003 wrote: Hold up !!!!

Don't bring me into this, this is Lady talk, I backed out the door several posts ago, far too gentlemanly to comment.

Errrrr Scuse me but I went away for one day last week and I came back to find you and Kevvy Wevvy Woo had plunged a thread Into smut discussing the hairiness of men's private parts.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:27 pm

oscar;1373010 wrote: Errrrr Scuse me but I went away for one day last week and I came back to find you and Kevvy Wevvy Woo had plunged a thread Into smut discussing the hairiness of men's private parts.
To be fair......I worry about him too

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:16 pm

Have they all gone now? :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:12 pm

oscar;1372914 wrote: I surprised that my Euphemism. means nothing to Gill what with her her being North of the Watford Gap.... Look I will put It as politely as I can as not to offend the pure minded here.

When a Lady goes Into hospital, In polite circles, one prepares by removing excess pubic hair In the chuff chuff woo woo area.

Gill may not be aware but to Isolate MRSA superbug, you are swabbed under neath your arms and In your groin on admission. Gill will no doubt have this done to her on admission.

Now some ladies may not care that they have a rampant rye field growing half way down their legs, but I feel It would be rather frightening to present this to some poor unsuspecting Intern on arrival.

Far nicer to groom the chuff chuff woo woo area before admission even squirting some Christian Dior perfume around the area.

After all Gill.... you don't want that young Doctor getting tangled up down there do you ?:yh_rotfl

Another must for ladies on arriving at hospital Is to arrive In clean new sexy underwear. My hospital porters absolutely loved my blue Katie Price bra with matching french knickers but I must advice against a thong. If something happens Gill and you under the knife, some poor coroner Is going to have to fish that piece of string from out of your crack.

It Is also considered most unlady like should your cuffs and collars not match. If the pubic hair on your chuff chuff woo woo Is a different colour to that on your head, you will become the source of cruel comments by nursing staff whilst you are out. You will come round from the op with no Idea what they are sniggering about.

I suggest If your surf and turf do not match, then a spot of Harmony hair tint on either end can save you a lot of embarrassment.

LMFAO!!! Hi Gill, just popped by to say best of luck for your op! I'm having major surgery this Thursday coming and I've been given a bottle of delicious Hibiscrub to wash with daily and to wash my hair with on the day of the op! Lovely! Don't get any in your mouth - it tastes foul! However, it knocks all those nasty MRSA germs on the head so I can go in looking as hairy as Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy! Woohoo! Hehehe

God knows what time they're expecting me to have this bath considering I have to be at the hospital by 6am!

Perhaps they're thinking that I won't sleep at all . . . and they're probably right!

Wishing you the very best of luck hunni and hope you are fit as a fiddle and back on your feet soon afterwards.

Big hugs. Rap. xxx

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:30 pm

Hi Rapunzel, stranger ! Thanks so much for your good wishes Mel, although it seems I should be wishing you all the best for Thursday. I suspect you need the fingers and everything crossed more than I do, from the sound of it ! I shall be thinking about you come Thursday and sending as much strength to you as I can. TC

:-6

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:18 pm

Rapunzel;1373291 wrote: LMFAO!!! Hi Gill, just popped by to say best of luck for your op! I'm having major surgery this Thursday coming and I've been given a bottle of delicious Hibiscrub to wash with daily and to wash my hair with on the day of the op! Lovely! Don't get any in your mouth - it tastes foul! However, it knocks all those nasty MRSA germs on the head so I can go in looking as hairy as Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy! Woohoo! Hehehe

God knows what time they're expecting me to have this bath considering I have to be at the hospital by 6am!

Perhaps they're thinking that I won't sleep at all . . . and they're probably right!

Wishing you the very best of luck hunni and hope you are fit as a fiddle and back on your feet soon afterwards.

Big hugs. Rap. xxx

The very best of luck to you too - many thoughts will be coming your way :-6

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:05 pm

Bryn Mawr;1373332 wrote: The very best of luck to you too - many thoughts will be coming your way :-6

Thankyou. I think 2 in 1,000 die from the op. and the rest find their hair falls out 4 months after the op! Lovely! So if I make it through the op ok then I can look forward to being a bald Rapunzel! Just when I've been growing my hair and have long, flowing luscious golden locks too! Ah well, it's sods law. Or Murphy's. Or someone's.

Congrats to you Bryn Mawr, I hear you're the new top honcho @ FG! Woohoo! How are you enjoying it? I hope you wear your crown with pride and don't let it get sullied by all that pollution in London. I'm glad I don't live there any more.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:54 pm

Rapunzel;1373476 wrote: Thankyou. I think 2 in 1,000 die from the op. and the rest find their hair falls out 4 months after the op! Lovely! So if I make it through the op ok then I can look forward to being a bald Rapunzel! Just when I've been growing my hair and have long, flowing luscious golden locks too! Ah well, it's sods law. Or Murphy's. Or someone's.

Congrats to you Bryn Mawr, I hear you're the new top honcho @ FG! Woohoo! How are you enjoying it? I hope you wear your crown with pride and don't let it get sullied by all that pollution in London. I'm glad I don't live there any more.

A bald Rapunzel? Nah, as always, a Baad Rapunzel!

Bald, bewigged or Rapunzel of the golden flowing locks you'll be the Rap we know and love - I hope you don't have to drive too far if you're to be there that early. How soon will you be compos mentis (if you ever were) and is there anyone who can let us know how the op went?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:37 pm

Maybe I can, Bryn, as Mel said she would either email me after she's back home, or she'll get something posted on Facebook and Oscar can pass a message on to FG. I won't go into Facebook for personal reasons, so have to rely on others to pass anything on.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:25 pm

G#Gill;1373510 wrote: Maybe I can, Bryn, as Mel said she would either email me after she's back home, or she'll get something posted on Facebook and Oscar can pass a message on to FG. I won't go into Facebook for personal reasons, so have to rely on others to pass anything on.

Thanks Gill. I won't go anywhere near Facebook either and it would be good to know

Post by **spot** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:12 am

Some note on the state of the invalids would be welcome.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:26 am

spot;1374842 wrote: Some note on the state of the invalids would be welcome.

Rap Is home. Will ask her permission on FB tonight to comment further.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:46 pm

Spot, thank you for asking. I go into hospital on the 14 November and should be there all week. Not looking forward to it really, if I was honest, but hopefully it should sort a problem then I will have the other hip done after a few months. Then maybe I will be able to enter the London marathon ............... histerical laughter behind a hand !

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:57 pm

G#Gill;1374851 wrote: Spot, thank you for asking. I go into hospital on the 14 November and should be there all week. Not looking forward to it really, if I was honest, but hopefully it should sort a problem then I will have the other hip done after a few months. Then maybe I will be able to enter the London marathon ............... histerical laughter behind a hand !

Thorntons ready for posting Mrs....

Don't you worry...

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:24 pm

Julie you are very naughty !

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:10 pm

G#Gill;1374872 wrote: Julie you are very naughty !

:yh_rotfl

I know you love em Mrs.... Dark of course.

I got the addy of the hospital ready to post.....

Now.... Have you waxed your spider ? :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:15 pm

No and don't need to apparently :p End of subject.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:44 pm

Just popped in to see how m'lady G#Gill is doing. I see Rapunzel has been here too. My best wishes to both of you. I miss you both. :-4

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G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:46 am

Aw, thank you AFTR, that is kind. XXX

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:18 pm

oscar;1372333 wrote: Could a member who doesn't post here now please contact Gill as she Is going Into hospital.

Yes, Gill Is to have a bionic leg fitted.

They are taking her old one and using It as the local cricket team lost one of their stumps last year.

Her new bionic leg Is revolutionary In that It can send messages to her other leg to keep up when running for buses.

Don' forget to send me details of the hospital Gill so some Thornton's can make their way to you.... who knows... You may even have a surprise visitor !!!!

My thoughts and prayers are with Gill.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:15 pm

Thanks very much Rhonda. I hope everything is OK with you and yours !

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:11 pm

By the way, Rhonda, I'm not really having a bionic leg fitted like Oscar would have you believe, it's the first of my replacement hip operations ! :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:22 pm

I hope you are feeling fine, Gill.

Post by **spot** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:04 pm

Go on, she'll be in parts by now.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:16 pm

spot;1375209 wrote: Go on, she'll be in parts by now.

Not till Monday, spotibus ! Thanks for that Chonsi, I'm OK at the moment, but the trepidation is trepidating quite steadily now ! :yh_nailbi:yh_worry

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:41 pm

G#Gill;1375210 wrote: Not till Monday, spotibus ! Thanks for that Chonsi, I'm OK at the moment, but the trepidation is trepidating quite steadily now ! :yh_nailbi:yh_worry

Now that was a fright - I was convinced that you said the trepanation was going steadily now =8-O