The 21 Absolute Worst Things In The World

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:15 pm

The 21 Absolute Worst Things In The World

I guess these are what we call "First World Problems" but it's true they can be soooo annoying! :-2

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:45 pm

That whole thing cracked me up.

I've had this happen but the door handle caught my rolled up sleeve and practically ripped my damn shirt off. Pretty embarrassing since it happened at work.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:52 pm

I did not know it was a restroom for women so when I opened the door ( one of the CRs) in front of me sitting on the bowl was a 60 year old matron who shouted, " Bastos!!!"

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:52 pm

SnoozeAgain;1392393 wrote: That whole thing cracked me up.

I've had this happen but the door handle caught my rolled up sleeve and practically ripped my damn shirt off. Pretty embarrassing since it happened at work.

lol ... I know what you mean! Depending on how fast you're moving at the time, it can almost yank you off your feet! My favorite was #16 ... the "I have to pee but I'm really comfortable.".

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:55 pm

rajakrsna;1392395 wrote: I did not know it was a restroom for women so when I opened the door ( one of the CRs) in front of me sitting on the bowl was a 60 year old matron who shouted, " Bastos!!!"

You bastos you! You shoulda knocked!

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:58 pm

22. I left the key inside my car without a duplicate.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:19 pm

tabby;1392397 wrote:

You bastos you! You shoulda knocked!

It started at home with a diarrhea then it stopped for a while when I took two capsules of Lormide. In the interim part, it acted again. I was running to the nearest facility which had a restroom & hurriedly went to one of its CRs. Without knocking I was able to open the door since it was unlocked.

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:09 pm

What does CR stand for?

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:46 pm

tabby;1392410 wrote: What does CR stand for?

It`s called JOHN. Here we call it COMFORT ROOM.

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:58 pm

Okay, thanks! I figured out that it was a bathroom but wasn't sure exactly what CR stood for.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:05 pm

Crap room would be a better description in this case.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:54 pm

SnoozeAgain;1392417 wrote: Crap room would be a better description in this case.

Crap room with john? & all the farts merging. Yucks!

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:58 am

I stumble upon these creatures frequently...

They live anywhere from three to seven years, depending on the environment.Jesus Christ!

The male deposits his sperm on the ground and the female then uses it to fertilize her eggs.And you thought we were the ********!...

House centipedes feed on spiders, bedbugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods.Well, that's actually not that bad...

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