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Open for bisiness.. 5 star and we have all kinds of theme rooms available..
*stands at reception *..Next ..
*stands at reception *..Next ..
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SnoozeControl wrote: Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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SnoozeControl wrote: Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?
Yes of course .. You can have the 'Godfather' room, ( there's an offer you can't refuse.. ) .. Anything else.. I'll add the crap joke to your tab..
Yes of course .. You can have the 'Godfather' room, ( there's an offer you can't refuse.. ) .. Anything else.. I'll add the crap joke to your tab..
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spot wrote: My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.
Nibbly things huh.. * sends up Hampsters and wine. *
Wonders why everyones so keen to get in the Jacuzzi..
We only have one.. oops
Nibbly things huh.. * sends up Hampsters and wine. *
Wonders why everyones so keen to get in the Jacuzzi..
We only have one.. oops
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I'd like to apply for a job too.... do you do personal interviews?? :-6
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Wendybird wrote: Any jobs going? :sneaky:
Yes indeed.. This French maid outfit needs filling and I need some one to be head waiter ..
I was hoping to find someone very rude for that position though . Hmmm..
Yes indeed.. This French maid outfit needs filling and I need some one to be head waiter ..
I was hoping to find someone very rude for that position though . Hmmm..
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Trixie Belle wrote: I'd like to apply for a job too.... do you do personal interviews?? :-6
Walk this way young lady... :sneaky: ..I think I have just the job.
Walk this way young lady... :sneaky: ..I think I have just the job.
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Gygz wrote: Walk this way young lady... :sneaky: ..I think I have just the job.
haha I thought you might!
haha I thought you might!
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SnoozeControl wrote: Concierge! This man is stalking me. He's even gone so far as to drink from my toilet. Can't something be done? This is a reputable establishment, isn't it?
Reputable ?.REPUTABLE ????. Well of course it is....on the surface at least ..
Drinking from your Toilet ? .. Damn that's not right .. He should be drinking from his own.. Knock on the door and tell him you need a drink too..
I'll send up security..
Reputable ?.REPUTABLE ????. Well of course it is....on the surface at least ..
Drinking from your Toilet ? .. Damn that's not right .. He should be drinking from his own.. Knock on the door and tell him you need a drink too..
I'll send up security..
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Trixie Belle wrote: haha I thought you might!
:sneaky: ... You have the job.. I know the pay's not good but the tips you keep..
:sneaky: ... You have the job.. I know the pay's not good but the tips you keep..
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Gygz wrote: Drinking from your Toilet ? .. Damn that's not right .. He should be drinking from his own.. Knock on the door and tell him you need a drink too..The confusion is entirely Snooze's. I offered to assist with her toilet, not to imbibe from it. She forgets to change her hearing aid battery, that's the trouble.
Snooze! Heel! Now fetch my bath slippers and get your uniform on.
Snooze! Heel! Now fetch my bath slippers and get your uniform on.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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*slurp* Ohh thank you Mr Gygz, you won't regret it!?? :-4
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Wendybird wrote: Erm excuse me for asking Mr Gygz but is this maid's outfit supposed to be this tight and short?
Of course it is,..
OMG !!!!!. there is a small mark on that floor .. Quick bend over and dust that quickly before it's noticed ..
I'll keep watch ...
Of course it is,..
OMG !!!!!. there is a small mark on that floor .. Quick bend over and dust that quickly before it's noticed ..
I'll keep watch ...
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Trixie Belle wrote: *slurp* Ohh thank you Mr Gygz, you won't regret it!?? :-4
I'm sure I won't
I'm sure I won't
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I was quite suprised to see that Spot and Snooze are now married. I'd like to pay for the honeymoon suite for them as a wedding gift.:sneaky: :wah:
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Ya might wanna book a few rooms for cher.:sneaky:
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Finally a hotel around here! I can't tell you how many times I've been told to get a room! :sneaky:
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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Pinky wrote: What about CC? She'll need one...
He He He! :p
Yeah! i don't need the jaquizi either, it just makes a mess on the floor!
He He He! :p
Yeah! i don't need the jaquizi either, it just makes a mess on the floor!
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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CheshireCat wrote: Finally a hotel around here! I can't tell you how many times I've been told to get a room! :sneaky:
It sure beats pool tables:sneaky:
It sure beats pool tables:sneaky:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Pinky wrote: Just keep the noise down you two...you'll disturb my singing in the bath!:D
Sorry Pinky!
Hey room service?
I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?
oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:
Sorry Pinky!
Hey room service?
I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?
oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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CheshireCat wrote: Sorry Pinky!
Hey room service?
I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?
oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:
Right oh.... cumming RIGHT UP!!
Hey room service?
I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?
oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:
Right oh.... cumming RIGHT UP!!
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YZGI wrote: Ya might wanna book a few rooms for cher.:sneaky:
Hmmmmm . . .
Is that so I can bring my entourage?
or is it something dirtier? :guitarist
Hmmmmm . . .
Is that so I can bring my entourage?
or is it something dirtier? :guitarist
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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CheshireCat wrote: Sorry Pinky!
Hey room service?
I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?
oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:
some zinky with that?:D
Hey room service?
I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?
oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:
some zinky with that?:D
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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cherandbuster wrote: Hmmmmm . . .
Is that so I can bring my entourage?
or is it something dirtier? :guitarist
Buster needs his own room.:wah:
Is that so I can bring my entourage?
or is it something dirtier? :guitarist
Buster needs his own room.:wah:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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zinkyusa wrote: It sure beats pool tables:sneaky:
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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zinkyusa wrote: some zinky with that?:D
But of course! :-6
But of course! :-6
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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cherandbuster wrote: Hmmmmm . . .
Is that so I can bring my entourage?
or is it something dirtier? :guitarist
I plead the 5th. Ya cant make me talk.
Is that so I can bring my entourage?
or is it something dirtier? :guitarist
I plead the 5th. Ya cant make me talk.
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Hamster wrote: Good afternoon! I am the health inspector!
I'll take one of your best rooms kind sir, a bottle of champagne and a big bed (and anything you might like to give me:sneaky: )....
All in the name of evaluation of course!! I wouldn't want to have to close you down...
Since when can rodents become health inspectors furball?
I think you have nefurryass purposes in mind:wah:
I'll take one of your best rooms kind sir, a bottle of champagne and a big bed (and anything you might like to give me:sneaky: )....
All in the name of evaluation of course!! I wouldn't want to have to close you down...
Since when can rodents become health inspectors furball?
I think you have nefurryass purposes in mind:wah:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Peg wrote: I was quite suprised to see that Spot and Snooze are now married. I'd like to pay for the honeymoon suite for them as a wedding gift.:sneaky: :wah:
How thoughtful ..I'll have it decked out in 'Welsh style'.. Now there's and unlikley word combo.. A complimentary dish of stewed leeks.. with leek salad..
In the bathroom there will be 'odour de sheep dip' bath soak in tiny leek shaped bottles and for madam, a fleecey bathrobe to get sir in the mood ..
How romantic..
:yh_cow
How did that Cow get in here ? ..
How thoughtful ..I'll have it decked out in 'Welsh style'.. Now there's and unlikley word combo.. A complimentary dish of stewed leeks.. with leek salad..
In the bathroom there will be 'odour de sheep dip' bath soak in tiny leek shaped bottles and for madam, a fleecey bathrobe to get sir in the mood ..
How romantic..
:yh_cow
How did that Cow get in here ? ..
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Hamster wrote: How dare you!!! I am too the health inspector!!
*leans closer to Zinky so he can read the very official looking name badge*
This badge says:
UK BDSM Convention
"Hi My Name is Hammie Wanna Spank Me"
*leans closer to Zinky so he can read the very official looking name badge*
This badge says:
UK BDSM Convention
"Hi My Name is Hammie Wanna Spank Me"
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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CheshireCat wrote: Finally a hotel around here! I can't tell you how many times I've been told to get a room! :sneaky:
Hmm.. I can't garentee privacy though ..
:-3... But this is five star hotel so we'll only cheer at the end and only politly aplaud particuraly interesting use of toys and challenging positions .
Hmm.. I can't garentee privacy though ..
:-3... But this is five star hotel so we'll only cheer at the end and only politly aplaud particuraly interesting use of toys and challenging positions .
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zinkyusa wrote: This badge says:
UK BDSM Convention
"Hi My Name is Hammie Wanna Spank Me"
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Can I play?
UK BDSM Convention
"Hi My Name is Hammie Wanna Spank Me"
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Can I play?
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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Hamster wrote: Good afternoon! I am the health inspector!
I'll take one of your best rooms kind sir, a bottle of champagne and a big bed (and anything you might like to give me:sneaky: )....
All in the name of evaluation of course!! I wouldn't want to have to close you down...
Tell the desk to divert my calls and tell the riff raff to **** off. I may be some time with the inspector while she inspects my amenaties..
*Pop *
Now what would you care inspect first inspector ? .. I see you've spotted the big bed but is there any need to give jump on it from that distance and shout ,.. wahay !
I'll take one of your best rooms kind sir, a bottle of champagne and a big bed (and anything you might like to give me:sneaky: )....
All in the name of evaluation of course!! I wouldn't want to have to close you down...
Tell the desk to divert my calls and tell the riff raff to **** off. I may be some time with the inspector while she inspects my amenaties..
*Pop *
Now what would you care inspect first inspector ? .. I see you've spotted the big bed but is there any need to give jump on it from that distance and shout ,.. wahay !
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Hamster wrote: Hey CC! Yeah go for it! In fact you can go first....I am gonna just ...e rm,, sit back and take some notes...for my official report of course
Cool! just let me change into my rubber teddy!:sneaky:
hey Zinky red or black, oh and what flavor?
Cool! just let me change into my rubber teddy!:sneaky:
hey Zinky red or black, oh and what flavor?
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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CheshireCat wrote: Cool! just let me change into my rubber teddy!:sneaky:
hey Zinky red or black, oh and what flavor?
Why red I think, now then furball hand me those handcuffs, she's been very bad.:yh_devil
hey Zinky red or black, oh and what flavor?
Why red I think, now then furball hand me those handcuffs, she's been very bad.:yh_devil
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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zinkyusa wrote: Why red I think, now then furball hand me those handcuffs, she's been very bad.:yh_devil
You give me butterflies! :-4
You're so hot in your leather chaps!
You give me butterflies! :-4
You're so hot in your leather chaps!
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!