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SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:01 pm

In the queue at Tesco a busty blonde catches a blokes eye, he can't believe she's looking at him, but she waves.

He asks "Do I know you"

She says "Yes I think your the father of one of my children"

He gulps, remembering his one and only act of infidelity, then asks " are you that stripper i had on the pool table on my stag do while your mate whipped me?

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher"

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:42 pm

SuzyB wrote: In the queue at Tesco a busty blonde catches a blokes eye, he can't believe she's looking at him, but she waves.

He asks "Do I know you"

She says "Yes I think your the father of one of my children"

He gulps, remembering his one and only act of infidelity, then asks " are you that stripper i had on the pool table on my stag do while your mate whipped me?

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher"

:wah: :wah: :wah:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:09 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:45 am

SuzyB and Snoozie :-6

Exceptional humor

Loved them!