Hammy's house of ill repute.....

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:50 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Tying knots.:sneaky:

Aha! In what though?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:07 am

Hamster wrote: Well Mr GAlbally you would certainly have to be flexible to work with Mistress Cherandbuster. She is now um......er..."prsonally assisting" me. Do you think you could cope with this position?

On second thoughts I've seen you naked andtried to shoot you so yes, yes indeed you could.

Applicant: HIRED

Excellent, I won't let you down boss.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:53 am

Hamster wrote: Good because I have a special assignment for you

You can report to my office at midday please for a debriefing....

Okay boss, but the pants stay on. :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:28 am

Galbally wrote: If get the job I'd like to work on Cheranbusters team

Hey Boss Hammie

I'd like to personally train this one

I think he has the potential to be one of our BEST :sneaky: :guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:34 am

Hamster wrote: Go ahead and de-brief him but make sure he is fit for duty on your return!

oh

He has to be fit for duty when I'm done with him? :-3

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:03 am

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Boss Hammie

I'd like to personally train this one

I think he has the potential to be one of our BEST :sneaky: :guitarist

Excellent, but go easy on me, I'm a good catholic boy after all.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:54 am

Hamster wrote: Um..Snooze we have some of those too....Bendybird is handling that department..

Is there something that catches your fancy?? :sneaky:

Snoozie wants a snake to play with

:rolleyes:

Katy1 · Post by **Katy1** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:00 am

Well I'm double jointed and my party trick is to be able to fit my whole fist into my mouth (read from that what you will;) ) ...........

Katy1 · Post by **Katy1** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:16 am

Hamster wrote: Katy your resume is short but very effective....

Is there a paricular area you wish to work in? I already have an erm....animal expert...a janitor, a PA and a PA to my PA....(Cher and Doctor G will be back shortly after their "training session").

I do need however someone who is good with their fists and can sort out any trouble that arises..seen as how my bouncer quit (Batty and I are in court later today)....

What positions are available?.....I mean what kind of opening....I mean jobs? What ones are available?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:49 am

Hamster wrote: (Cher and Doctor G will be back shortly after their "training session").

Hey Boss Hammie

I think I'm gonna need a little more time with my trainee. He's picking things up really fast but I feel we need to repeat several lessons.

We should be done by Sunday at the latest :sneaky: :-6

Katy1 · Post by **Katy1** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:38 am

Hi Cher, you dirty bird;)

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:17 am

Meanwhile outside a large fruit bat (quite cute actually) has landed. He is wearing a sign which says:

Hamster's Labor Practices Unfair, Join Union Local 69

This hamster will not exploit the workers

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:18 am

zinkyusa wrote: Hamster's Labor Practices Unfair, Join Union Local 69

Oh man

You just *can't* throw out an opportunity like that and expect me not to LUNGE at it!! :rolleyes:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:23 am

zinkyusa wrote: Meanwhile outside a large fruit bat (quite cute actually) has landed. He is wearing a sign which says:

Hamster's Labor Practices Unfair, Join Union Local 69

This hamster will not exploit the workers

Bat person? Does the name Jimmy Hoffa bother you?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:31 am

Hamster wrote: Um...no....I have not seen any of it...not at all ... nope...:sneaky:

Err . . . umm . . .

I might have signed for that delivery yesterday . . .

Dr. G and I are working our way through the case as we speak . . . :sneaky: :guitarist

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:35 am

cherandbuster wrote: Err . . . umm . . .

I might have signed for that delivery yesterday . . .

Dr. G and I are working our way through the case as we speak . . . :sneaky: :guitarist

Shhhus, don't say anything or everone will want one.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:50 am

Hamster wrote: You don't scare me Batty....um..er...

I meant to say .."Let's negotiate fairly" :-3

Fine am I rehired?

i'm still bringing the union:D

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:52 pm

This thread has me in stitches! :wah:

Zinky my BatBuddy and YZGI are killing me! More please!!

*checks out fruit supply*

:-3