Reverse Interview

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:39 am

Saw this game on another board. In this game, the Answer is given first, then the next person comes up with the Question, and then leaves a New Answer for the next person's question, etc...

Example:

A. Mud Pies

Q. What does a 2 year old eat for lunch?

Ok, I'll start...

A. Skid Marks

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:49 am

A. Skid MArks

Q: What is left in your underwear after you fart a good one?

A: Egg McMuffin;)

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:53 am

A. Egg Mcmuffin

Q. What is a mans idea of breakfast in bed.

A. Wooly burger

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:20 pm

Bogies are what you call BOOGEYMEN when they're only a few years old.

Clam bake

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:28 pm

Lulu2 wrote:

Clam bake
women's nethers at a nudist beach.

Holy Terror.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:38 pm

What's the latest trend in Thai cuisine?

Clippers

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:43 pm

Snot a nice substance.

Really, it's snot.

Horseradish

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:19 pm

What's that thing on the end of your nose?

spoon fed

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:44 pm

My former husband....in his dreams.

Calico

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:56 pm

Lulu2 wrote: My former husband....in his dreams.

CalicoWhat's your ideal date?

Bubbles!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:14 pm

Accountable wrote:

Bubbles!

What happens when you fart in the bathtub?

Diet Coke

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:15 pm

Marie5656 wrote: What happens when you fart in the bathtub?

Diet CokeWhat's that new drug for obese addicts?

Foot fungus.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:18 pm

Accountable wrote:

Foot fungus.

What is the name of that funny shaped mushroom they found?

double vision.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:21 pm

Marie5656 wrote: What is the name of that funny shaped mushroom they found?

double vision.What could make you like that picture of Wovie better?

Slapstick

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:31 pm

Puritans used them to wake dozing meeting members.

Lunatic

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:02 am

What do you call the guy behind you in the prison lunch line?

Shuttlecock.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:58 am

RedGlitter wrote: What do you call the guy behind you in the prison lunch line?

Shuttlecock.

What is the job description on the application for transferring fighting roosters from one place to another?

Puck

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:43 am

Grumpaz wrote:

Puck

What is the word they use when dubbing over a certain other word in the movies?

Fling

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:46 am

Marie5656 wrote: Fling

What the husband had *before* his wife divorced him

Crapola

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:11 pm

What is all over the roof after a flaming poo bag gets thrown at it.

Fairies

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:29 pm

Marie5656 wrote: What is all over the roof after a flaming poo bag gets thrown at it.

FairiesOkay, who left this mess without cleaning it up?!?

Acorn.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:15 pm

Accountable wrote:

Acorn.

OUCH..what is that on my foot??

freedom

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:30 pm

OUCH..what is that on my foot??

freedom

What they tells me I gots but I really dont

hydrant

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:05 pm

Globules are little, bitty globs. You know what a glob is...I needn't tell you.

Certifiable

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:28 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Globules are little, bitty globs. You know what a glob is...I needn't tell you.

Certifiable:-3

Maybe that's what a blonde with black hair isn't:-3

telephone pole

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:34 pm

Something which occasionally leaps out in front of cars and bends their bumpers.

Salad

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:52 am

Lulu2 wrote: SaladWhat do non-smokers do after sex?

Tire Iron.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:02 am

Accountable wrote:

Tire Iron.

The appliance used for making a tire nice and flat on the bottom.

flatulance:sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:33 am

Marie5656 wrote: The appliance used for making a tire nice and flat on the bottom.

flatulance:sneaky: What's the process of using a tire iron? :wah:

Bongo

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:37 am

Accountable wrote:

Bongo

How do you spell BINGO wrong?

felt

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:39 am

Marie5656 wrote: How do you spell BINGO wrong?

feltIt was soo dark! How'd you know I was naked?

boa constrictor

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:41 am

Accountable wrote:

boa constrictor

How does a boa lose weight?

World Wide Web

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:04 am

Marie5656 wrote: How does a boa lose weight?

World Wide Web

Where can you find anything you want to know by typing www?

Marbles

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:46 am

Grumpaz wrote: Where can you find anything you want to know by typing www?

Marbles

Something a few people around here don't have many of:p

fish

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:52 am

Who urinates/defecates and fornicates in the ocean while you are swimming in it?

Bandanas

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:54 am

Lulu2 wrote: Who urinates/defecates and fornicates in the ocean while you are swimming in it?

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bandanas

What women wear on their dogs instead of their heads?

ice berg

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:56 am

Name a Jewish rapper. :wah:

Toenails

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:02 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Name a Jewish rapper. :wah:

Toenails:wah:

What is your most recent painting experience?

Sloe Gin

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:11 pm

Sloe Gin is a substance with which Allan Berman once tried to seduce me. ( I wound up taking off his shoes after he passed out on my couch. :wah: )

Unicorns

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:19 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Sloe Gin is a substance with which Allan Berman once tried to seduce me. ( I wound up taking off his shoes after he passed out on my couch. :wah: )

Unicorns

Aren't those the horses the go around stabbing people with their headspears?

fireworks

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:33 pm

What's the objective of long, slow, sweet kisses?

Paper cuts

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:38 pm

Lulu2 wrote: What's the objective of long, slow, sweet kisses?Aaaaaaahh wants one of those

Paper cuts

Aren't those the things that make me scream great pain and I dont see a thing, hmmm at first?

rowdy boys

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:11 pm

We need a new euphamism. Any ideas?

Cable modem