Men should apply...

Colette · Post by **Colette** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:24 am

Streakers??? Where??? Move over - I can't see a thing!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:29 am

Hamster;512652 wrote: ....here for a position as bouncer in the Girlie Night Thread!

It has been no secret we have had trouble with sneakers and drive by's so please state why you think you would be a good bouncer/door man to help the ladies should we require assistance!

Majority decision is final..no appeals..no sexual favours..and no buying gifts to influence the decision!

So what requirements do these bouncers need?? just thought I'd ask for the inquiring minds....

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:36 am

I should be the bouncer. I have never been in the aforementioned thread, and I always have a place for the ladies to hang their hat upon entering.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:45 am

Okay Hammy who is doin' the hiring here???

I vote for Yzgi...always need to hang my hat...wear cowboy hat all the time ya know...wonder if he would tame my horse??

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:51 am

WonderWendy3;512701 wrote: Okay Hammy who is doin' the hiring here???

I vote for Yzgi...always need to hang my hat...wear cowboy hat all the time ya know...wonder if he would tame my horse??
I'm not good at taming, but have been known to make a mare or two wild.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:54 am

Hamster;512708 wrote: Majority decision hey? We should wait until we have more applicants though...Lets not pick the first one or we will look desperate!

Oh...yeah...good idea!!! :guitarist back to the party for Wendy!!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:55 am

My god what a hard man (I meant strong, you filthy minded lot) you'd need, to try to keep al the wild girls of FG under control :sneaky: :sneaky: :wah:

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:30 am

I would like too put myself up for consideration.I have the experience and physical attributes too handle even the wildest cat fight,And i know what kind of men too let in for your entertainment.

I also still have my shirt that says "STAFF".

Tater Tazz can vouch for me,It is how we met.

I can submit a pic in my shirt if need be.

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:38 am

Hamster;512754 wrote: Sounds very good Shweet..you may be overqualified!! :wah:

I will work for drinks and winks.

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:49 am

Hamster;512768 wrote: Sounds even better..let me confer with my um..er..associates!

By all means,you need too look into all your choices.

Perhaps a contest among the contestants would be in order.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:41 pm

Hamster;512780 wrote: Sounds even better! Roll up men!! :wah:

I've not seen these roll up men before. Do they require inflation?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:44 pm

Why does it have to be just men? Now a days women can do this stuff too......

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:46 pm

koan;512819 wrote: I've not seen these roll up men before. Do they require inflation?

:wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:47 pm

Tater Tazz;512822 wrote: Why does it have to be just men? Now a days women can do this stuff too......

I have a friend that used to work the door, she was and still is a tough cookie

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:49 pm

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So maybe we should consider a women!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:29 pm

I agree with tough women...but don't we want to party?? You girls want to work while we are having fun?? come on, have a cyber drink, dance a cyber dance on the tables, I'll even share my lampshade...

OKay schweet and ygzi....ummm are they the only contestants so far, as far as Men go??

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:35 pm

You little wussy girls can party inside, with each other.. BIG BAD PAM will look after the door and party with anything inflated, hunky and male that tries to sneak by... OK?!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:39 pm

AussiePam;512875 wrote: You little wussy girls can party inside, with each other.. BIG BAD PAM will look after the door and party with anything inflated, hunky and male that tries to sneak by... OK?!!

I'm not arguing!! but are you going to let us know when there is a disturbance?? if there is something to be alarmed about?? like arms that are too big, a trench coat with nothing under it...ummm...wait I'm big and Bad!!!:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:16 pm

Hamster;512902 wrote: Cream hog!!! :wah:

gosh. for some reason I thought I was in the meat eating thread and Wolverine's comment had led to this!

I was about to bail :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:29 pm

I good a chuckle when I figured out where I was.

:yh_sweat

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:03 pm

Just so long as we don't have to deepfry anyone's twinkie!!!