Free Financial Advice

Lon · 09-26-2005, 05:19 PM

I have decided to offer free financial advice on this Forum. A sorta like-----Ask Lon. Considering the fact that I got paid for doing this at one time, it's a great deal. I take no responsibility for any advice given and ask that you consider the source.

lady cop · 09-26-2005, 05:25 PM

can you loan me a half a mil? ....that is very nice of you to do Lon.

Lon · 09-26-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lady cop

can you loan me a half a mil? ....that is very nice of you to do Lon.

No-----I only will make a minimum of a 2 million loan. Do you have collateral?

chonsigirl · 09-26-2005, 06:55 PM

Well, I'll ask for the minimum of 2 mil. I'll put up my bunny slippers for collateral.

lady cop · 09-26-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lon

No-----I only will make a minimum of a 2 million loan. Do you have collateral?

ok i will borrow 2 mil....then you can find me! ...my collateral is not worth 2 mil, so how can you do it? i will say this in all seriousness, i wish i knew you years ago, i am not a stupid woman, but i lost a half mil on euro disney. it cost me my house.

Lon · 09-26-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lady cop

ok i will borrow 2 mil....then you can find me! ...my collateral is not worth 2 mil, so how can you do it? i will say this in all seriousness, i wish i knew you years ago, i am not a stupid woman, but i lost a half mil on euro disney. it cost me my house.

Gosh darn, just can't do it without proper collateral. No Van Gough paintings or diamond tiaras? Any antique furniture or valuable old coins?

BabyRider · 09-26-2005, 07:41 PM

Hey Lon, I think this is very generous of you! I may actaully need some advice in the near future, can I PM you with it when I'm ready?

Lon · 09-26-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chonsigirl

Well, I'll ask for the minimum of 2 mil. I'll put up my bunny slippers for collateral.

I will take your loan request under consideration once you have completed and return to me the 2,678 pages of required data, signed and dated in the proper spot. I will also need a signature quarantee.

lady cop · 09-26-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lon

Gosh darn, just can't do it without proper collateral. No Van Gough paintings or diamond tiaras? Any antique furniture or valuable old coins?

yes, and i gave it all away to my siblings. whom i love and would help me if i asked. so i have this horrible witch of an aunt and when she goes i will get a few bucks...how come i never think of her and don't care?

Lon · 09-26-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BabyRider

Hey Lon, I think this is very generous of you! I may actaully need some advice in the near future, can I PM you with it when I'm ready?

Of course. Be sure to enclose the second and 7th digit of your Social Security number as a Security Precaution when you make your request.

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Lon Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California Posts: 7,007	Free Financial Advice I have decided to offer free financial advice on this Forum. A sorta like-----Ask Lon. Considering the fact that I got paid for doing this at one time, it's a great deal. I take no responsibility for any advice given and ask that you consider the source.
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BabyRider Missin and LOVIN Bullet Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: My own private Hell Posts: 10,062	Re: Free Financial Advice Hey Lon, I think this is very generous of you! I may actaully need some advice in the near future, can I PM you with it when I'm ready? __________________ I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price. ~Darrel Worley~ Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN????? We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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