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So glad you all had a great time..but why did it have to rain???? Lucky you to have seen the elephant..saw about it in the newspaper and thought how strange it would be to come across it unexpectedly!! the piccies are great..nice to know what you all look like now!

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Hope you all have the most fantastic time...look forward to seeing the piccies!

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Bez wrote: Where do you live Astra ?

Zummerzet....lol...where all they yokels does coom from...or used to before the southern invasion!!!

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Nomad wrote: Ahh pbth I dont even know what May Day is.
Beltane...Spring equinox....fertility rites and all that jaaaa ....aaazzzz!!! Not sure of the need for a tin foil hat ...not on your head anyway!!!!

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AussiePam wrote: It's 1 May here already - and, although I'm in the autumn hemisphere, today I'm celebrating SPRING and will be dancing with flowers in my hair.

Hope you remembered to bathe your face in the morning dew as well...

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Raven wrote: About 14 of us all together. Give or take.

thanks Raven...bet it'll be a good larf!!!

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Thanks for answering my last question minks...you must be psychic!!!, Hopeyou all have a great time!!!!

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OpenMind wrote: Poor Astra. We're under threat of imminent slow death if we don't post along with pics'n'all.

Lol...that's good!! You don't say how many??????

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How many of you are meeting up??...I'm interested to know how you all get on...do post up on here and let us know won't you????

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<t>Raven wrote: They have shown their true colors. Any one who advocates execution for a stupid cartoon.....! If thats not extreme, then I dont know what is! I saw those bastards marching in London! I saw what their cards said! These people BELIEVE that! And we let them live amongst us! By governmen...

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<t>You said your birthday is 18 / 6 / 1945 which means you are 59 years old and about: 29 years 7 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 89 24 years 11 months younger than Nancy Reagan, age 84 22 years 0 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 81<br...

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tmbsgrl wrote: It already say how old everyone is in their profiles! & on the calender so whats the harm!

Oh that made me larf!!! Was I really stupid enough to put my DOB in when I joined?? As you say...where's the harm now the gaffe is blown!!!

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Uncle Kram wrote: Talking of dentures - they make excellent pastry cutters to give a nice trim to your home-made apple pies :yh_sick

I saw my granny do that!! She said it was ok cos while the pie was cooking the pastry got sterilised!!! Honest!!

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LilacDragon wrote: Hmmmm, that would mean you would know how ooooolllllllllddddd I am!

LOL!! I agree!! But I will if you will...an I bet I'm a lot older than you!!!

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tmbsgrl wrote: Emma

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<t>Far Rider wrote: .... and they get a bit upset at a cartoon? LOL!You are a master of the understatement!!! Isn't it just because some Muslims are so volatile and apparently unable to think for themselves where their religion is concerned that we need to be more careful and more d...

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Sherrinvale wrote: Quinton quakes quivers quavers quarrels quickly

Ridiculous Ronnie rushes round recklessly

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Sherrinvale wrote: it became clear that he should have worn warmer clothes and at least something on his feet ...........:-3

so he rushed into the airplane hangar and searched around for a pair of boots. While he was looking around he suddenly......

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Ruby

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tmbsgrl wrote: Timothy

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<t>tmbsgrl wrote: Your spouse for sure. Which is worse: A head on collision with a Semi Or getting hit by a train. What a choice!! A head on collision with a semi...you might not ...

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<t>I feel most sorry for the editor of a Jordanian newspaper who posed the question .....Who offends Islam more? A foreigner who endeavours to draw the prophet as described by his followers in the world or a Muslim armed with an explosive belt who commits suicide in a wedding in Amman or anywhere el...

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Far Rider wrote: Heck we dont even wear a face mask.... we do it redneck style.... no shirt and shorts.............

Can't hurt my leathery hide anyway:wah:

No shirt?? No shorts?? You don't mean you do it .....bare??? Now where did you say you go to do it???

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Accountable wrote: he doesn't invade. He's just into X-treme paintball.

Recognisable by the X-treme bruising then...or do you wear lots of protective gear over there?

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<r>Far Rider wrote: Im just kiddin, I was after the money! It was a joke. I wouldnt sign on as a merc unless it was to save damsels, then I'd do it fer free.<E>:o</E> It's ok!! I guessed that...the question was just my humour!!! If ever I'm in distress I'll call on you...hope you ha...

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Far Rider wrote: Hey c'mon now I want that money for my own army! Why would you go and give it to Iraq, theres enough money floating around that country, they just need to keep better control of it!

You do?? Who're you planning to invade:-3 ?

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<t>I agree that it is a huge difficulty that Hamas say they will never recognise Israel but never is a long time. We have to get through the initial stages and we have to somehow overcome the fact that many people have lived all their lives with what appears, to them rightly or wrongly, to be gross ...

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StupidCowboyTricks wrote: and said, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," she then decided to book a flight to Fresno to hook up with Fabio when_______________________________________

...the plane did a sudden u-turn and ended up in Heathrow UK cos the pilot had been...........

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timtom wrote: anna

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Far Rider wrote: Sounds like to me we save 380 million dollars! Wooohooooo!

Some more to spend on the reconstruction of Iraq!!! Woooohoooo!!!

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<t>Lon wrote: For those that believe in democratic voting, it looks like Hamas represents the majority view of the Palestinians. How can a terrorist organisation that believes in the destruction of Israel bode well for anyone? As I understand it, the Palestinians have voted against ...

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What do people think about Hamas winning Wednesday's Palestinian elections???

Does it bode well that they are now inside a political process??

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<t>OpenMind wrote: Consider this. Would you confront your errant child in front of its accuser. Or, would you stand up for the child and then confront it in private. If the child proved to be in the wrong, an apology would be expected. In our past an errant child would have received a severe thrashi...

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<t>This is an interesting thread. I don't think Brits are any worse than anyone else...peple are just people no matter what nationality and they learn from what they are taught as children...so if mum says it's ok to take something that isn't your own..be it one sweetie from the pick and mix in pass...

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I lost my dog 5 years ago...she was the best and I think I'll miss her forever. Pets are more than just animals, they are friends and family too.

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Slade1 wrote: Surely the most offensive image in Britain is George Galloway.

Nah..he just showed hiself up as the obnoxious arrogant little turd he really is...that's funny, not offensive!!!!!

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<t>Shweet tatersalad wrote: Liver- I don't care if I liver or die. V If you look at all my posts on this you will see that I use the word in a sentence,but with a different use for it,just goes too show ya if you always keep your mind open you...

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Shweet tatersalad wrote: germinate- I served Hansal a ninety-eight-ounce steak,and that there germinate the whole thing.

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How do you do that scrolling thing, chonsigirl...it's kewl!!

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sunny104 wrote: Alexander

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Shweet tatersalad wrote: Asparagus- I got a flat,so I'm gonna have to put on asparagus.

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Originally posted by Observer 1

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ArnoldLayne wrote: The tyres get stuck in yer teeth

Can always pick em out with the gear stick...and the battery'll lighten up yer life

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covenant wrote: Don't eat cars..............

lol...maybe you should try one...they're crunchy!!:)

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