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<t>A black piece of asphalt walks into a bar, he says to the barman 'I'm the hardest piece of asphalt there is! Don't ***** with me, I'll smash your face in 'cos I'm f*ckin' hard'. The barman say ' OK mate, calm down we don't want any trouble' and the asphalt says 'I'm just saying, don't ...

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Slast Cabri.

It does sort of work.

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When I was a kid it was Han Solo (and very little has changed).

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In answer to the original question...

I don't know if God considers homosexuality a sin, he's notoriously tight lipped on the subject. However, I know that Santa Claus absolutely hates black people, so I suppose anything is possible...

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<t>weinbeck;467523 wrote: Over here in the UK few people have heard of him, but you all seem to have one thing in common - you all seem to revel in anyone's downfall. The bigger, the better. Wow, wouldn't you just have one hell of a field day if something smutty came out with Bill Graham. People lik...

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<t>I always had a bit of a chip on my shoulder about the other countries in the UK having more bank holidays than us. I work for an Insurance company (oh God why??) and a little while ago I was looking at the holiday policy, turns out that they get more bank holidays but less annual leave (to equal ...

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<t>Ray, if someone asks if you are a Steve Slade, you say, 'yes!' Which movie was this from? Ghost Busters (1984) (the word was 'god') I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a Steve Slade! What a Steve Slade! The Wizard of Oz (1939) <br...

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<t>Atsila;450256 wrote: You have a fair amount of dirt in your neck of the kingdom. Get busy. From the top of your heap on down to the meanest of English society, you have need of Mr. Clean. Eh? We may have corruption here, but I must say that if Mr Haggard (or someone of...

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This actually made it onto our news here in the UK. I think it's hilarious!

I agree, it's always the ones who say that homosexuality is disgusting and sinful that end up having secret tendencies. I think it's called over compensating...

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<t>Patsy Warnick;441415 wrote: ZINKY Screw his ratings - you don't mauch a person with a handicap or disease.. Rush was so meak and mild when he returned from his rehab - now he's back to being mouthy - take another pill Rush. Screw his ratings.. <br...

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Clancy wrote: I've been smoking since that stupid git, Sir Walter Raleigh brought the weed back from the colonies.

....20 Rothmans, please

Curse Sir Walter Raleigh!

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Much better than the original. James Blunt..sure that's rhyming slang for something...

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<t>Betty Boop wrote: My Mums cooking was fine, she just wasn't very adventurous. Sundays was always a Roast Dinner Mondays was always left over roast meat and chips. Tuesdays was Beef Stew and Dumplings, followed by home made Rice Pudding. Wednesdays would...

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<t>Hi Jimmeh (Is that like Timmeh?) I just wanted to say that if you want to find something to believe in then good for you, but belief should not be mandatory. I personally believe that there are forces at work in the universe that we could never comprehend, let alone write it down in a ...

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<t>'Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.' The Big Lebowski 'You have...

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Will Mel Gibson be somehow writing the English into this phase of history as the bad guys?

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<r>Accountable wrote: But since they have kids, they need to honor their commitments, rather than their lusts. My God, I've become an old fart. <E>:eek:</E> The thing is there have been loads of films that are based on 'straight' adultery, Dr Zhivago for examp...

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<t>Yavanna wrote: But they do relate to a film about a boy wizard with a big wand and a pet owl? Or Clint Eastwood blowing away several hundred people in a ridiculous pastiche of so-called masculinity? Okie dokie. The Hollywood movies have always been cultural trendsetters ; what's new a...

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<t>Am I a Juggalo? I'm not sure, I haven't heard the music. It all sounds pretty harmless to me, I found some of their lyrics quite amusing, in a darkly humorous way, and hilarious in an over the top way. It seems like they all have a good time, why not just let them do it, who are they h...

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<t>bigdaddy wrote: Secondly, 'Item #17, Get control of the schools.' is exactly what YOUR bunch is attempting to do. A perfect example of this are the various ongoing attempts to have nonsense like 'creationism' taught as scientific fact in public schools. Why do you consider ...

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Sick yet ingenious, a wonderful combination...

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That is absolutely hilarious. The crop top, denim shorts and cowboy boots combo is so him.

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<t>Far Rider wrote: Lets see abstinence works 100%... you see that s kinda it, it is it's own stat. No sex means no pregnancy. :-2 I'm actually looking into the issue about Bush giving money to churches. Im a bit shocked that church's would take it to tell ya the truth. The church I atte...

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<t>Far Rider wrote: Please prove that statement with statistics. I'd like to see that. I'm teaching my children abstinence, all my brothers and sisters were taught abstinence, my parents were taught abstinence, as were theirs, and theirs before them. Guess what?, t...

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Make that $900 million over 5 years, not far off a billion I suppose...

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<r>This says $170 million. actually it's quite an interesting article as well... <URL url="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26623-2004Dec1.html"><LINK_TEXT text="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ar ... 4Dec1.html">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26623-2004...

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<t>sixyearsleft wrote: hi tmbsgrl, he seams a talented boy but i dont listed to his music, not really into rap much, i like 1 or 2, Uzi Lover A link of the highest quality. Brass Eye is fantastic and I don't care what anyone says, the pa...

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<t>Ted wrote: To be blunt about it he was a s**t disturber. He taught a way of life that was contrary to the existing social milieu: condemning the evil domination systems, (we still have them), promoting distributive justice, promoting the low classes of folks who deserved better, quest...

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It's quite funny really because I was quite a moral person as a youngster (Whatever happened to that boy?), although I was not brought up with any form of religion.

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<t>Wait for how long though? Until they're married? We've had features on our news over here about the abstinence movement in the States and I can't help but think that all of those kids seem a bit..well..odd. I'm thinking 'Invasion of the body snatchers'. Their eyes look like dolls eyes, do know wh...

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Lowenbrau, Carlsberg Export, Grolsch or anything that is going spare really...

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<t>Sometimes I just look up at the night sky, at all of those stars, billions of galaxies and the neverending vastness of the universe stretching out in every direction. I then think 'I work for an insurance company, one of the largest in Europe, and it really doesn't matter'. If you take...

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<t>In respect of abstinence, I would like to ask 'what's wrong with contraception?' The fact is you are not suddenly going to stop teenagers having sex, that's just the way it is. I'm not being immoral here, I'm being a realist. Can't really comment on the rest of what's being...

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I also put 'No'.

For the time being anyway...

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orpheus wrote: Where did John Amery come?

All over his autographed picture of Adolf Hitler I should imagine...

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<t>Bothwell wrote: I am stunned that this has been labelled by the poll as Briton's. I would suggest that you may get a very different list from Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland. My Top Five Charles 1st George IV Duke of Windsor Oswald Mosel...

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<t>Since I left full time education, when I was 18, I haven't felt any desire to go back to it. I can honestly say that I have learned more since I left school than when I was there. The way I see it is that school teaches you the rudimentary skills, such as reading, but the only way to learn is to ...

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<t>I see myself as a bit of an Agnostic really. I can't discount the existence of a god, however unlikely it may sound. I don't believe in the Bible, especially the old testament, there is too much proof to the contrary. I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus existed, but I would be surprised ...

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<r>Jives wrote: When you are lying in your deathbed, knowing that you have only hours to live, and you're wondering what's going to happen to you after you die...I want you to say that again.<E>:cool:</E> When I'm lying on my deathbed I will take comfort in t...

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<r><s>[I]</s>"American Idiot" Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation to judge the new media And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind **** America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the a...

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And anyway, we're meant to be talking about religion in the US & the UK.

I still feel that Britain is quite different to Europe.

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<t>And since when did Austria represent a cross section of Europe in general? I do agree that people tend to be religious for something to lean on, it is a convenient way of explaining lifes problems and questions, it is also dangerous because it gives a small group of religious leaders ...

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I remember them all. I specifically remember hating Penelope Pitstop, I always wanted the Hooded Claw to get her. In fact I felt pretty much the same about that bloody pigeon!

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big red wrote: not alot, i'd rather be dutch, or czech, or maybee even german

Hmm...hopefully you could do a better job of writing in those countries languages too!

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Yavanna wrote: Surely the most offensive image in Britain was George Galloway pretending to be a cat and lapping pretend milk from Rula Lenska's hands?

Surely the most offensive image in Britain is George Galloway.

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Nomad wrote: What ?

he speak.....daffy language

English it is.....no

oops...slade1

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Accountable wrote: Slade, is there anything you wish to clarify before I respond?

I've just read it again, and despite having a few drinks, it make perfect sense.

I'm quite proud of myself actually...

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<t>Clancy wrote: You're definitely on the slippery, slidy, slopes, M'lad. .....I think you should make a public confession....don't forget the good bits Okay here goes... I tried pepsi in college, but it was diet... I feel better for that, only the o...

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<t>Clancy wrote: ....yes exactly, it's time you had a good look at your life....you're in denial. I may possibly need to reconsider my soft drink of choice. It may seem harmless at first, drinking the odd Apple Tango, but then comes the Mary Jane, then your on to smack, then the nex...

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