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OpenMind;1328408 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

We aim to please . . . and when men are in the toilet they should aim too, please. :yh_rotfl

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<r>I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok recently, to get my testicles checked out. While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, she said, â€œDonâ€™t worry, itâ€™s normal to get an erection during this kind of examination. â€œ I said, â€œI ha...

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<t>A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby. The baby wonâ€™t take it so she says, â€œCome on, eat it all up or Iâ€™ll give it to this nice man here.â€ Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so...

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<t>An American dignitary was visiting a village in a poor African nation. Not certain of his welcome, he made a speech full of glowing terms to the natives gathered there. "I bring you warm greetings from the people of the United States!" he declared, which was duly translated by the inte...

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<t>It's so sad when a beloved friend dies, whether they have 4 legs or 2. :-1 You mustn't think 'what if' Oscar. It may be that if he was in pain he might have bitten you badly as you tried to help him. Wild animals in pain feel vulnerable and will defend themselves. You have given Clarkson and his ...

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<t>A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote: "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the of...

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Ooh . . . scones and cream. yum yum *licks lips*

I'm going out for a Devon cream tea tomorrow. Mmmmmmm................. :-4

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Jazzy;1284655 wrote: chips and dip

chish and fips :wah:

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Odie;1328088 wrote:

Did you ever wish you had power over someone?

Ooh . . . definitely! :wah::wah:

Have you ever wished you had a super power? :sneaky:

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mikeinie;1327778 wrote:

No one wins

As Mike says...no one wins.

I thought reading this might help clarify your thoughts.

9-5 Sex, Lust, Lives Destroyed: What happens when sex blossoms in the workplace

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<r>binbag;1327726 wrote: I thought you were going to say.... "invite him to sit in the loo with you" there, Rapunzil. <EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI> LMAO! :yh_rotfl Well you can if you want to. :sneaky:<EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</E...

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<r>I agree with Spot, if it exists in print or tape then to amalgamate that knowledge would be a wonderful thing. I think the problem is that so many older folks had a limited education that many things are passed down by word of mouth rather than in any written form. Also, histories told...

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They both had clean houses, so they must both have had all male cats then. :wah:

You're right about the small of pee though - it was aaaaaaaaabsolutely FOUL! :wah:

(You see, I can laugh about it now...I was absolutely gagging at the time!) :wah:

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<t>Their furniture gets shredded and their houses smell of cat pee. :wah: One of my friends had 5 cats, another had 8 cats. Those cats went outside but both houses still absolutely stank of cats, it was almost impossible to breathe in there. I think they were so used to the smell they jus...

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<t>Oh binbag, I sympathise. I've known people who invade your space and I hate my space being invaded. As you say, they also usually seem to have bad breath! :wah: Like you, I never know what to say to them. Perhaps you could have said you needed to pop to the loo and invited him to sit i...

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<t>Hollywood star Zsa Zsa Gabor has asked for a priest to read her the last rites after being re-admitted to hospital. The 93-year-oldâ€™s publicist confirmed the actress was back in hospital in Los Angeles after being discharged last Wednesday after falling out of bed and undergoing surgery on her ...

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I thought the title read "Hello, American fiends!" :wah::wah::wah:

hoppy;1327391 wrote: ilii

Love it!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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I'm so glad he was saved, but as you say...why did it take so long for them to do it???

I hope you and Anastrophe are well.

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I'm sure vanderlyle will be thrilled you guys approve.

Although according to his advertising link he was more interested in flogging them than buying one. :wah:

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<t>dare2dream;1327435 wrote: Thankyou very much Rapunzel I think you just told me what I know already but needed confirming . . . much appreciated xxx It's always easier to see a situation when you're not involved in it. I only based my opinion on what you told us. You're welcome an...

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<t>He's staring at you, watching you when he thinks you're not looking and singing around the office. Yes, he fancies you. He's told you how pretty you are and he's flattered you. Yes, he definitely fancies you. He's told you he's happily married, even though everyone else has ...

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That's a beautiful site. Thanks for sharing, Russell. :-6

(Geddit? Russell - Rustle - Binbag? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl)

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Well he's a bloke...they don't know how to ask for directions. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And they need a womans voice telling them what to do before they can get anywhere. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<r>Hmm...sounds like he wants a quick fling to brighten his working day. It also sounds like he's telling you he won't leave his wife for you. If you want to play pocket billiards with him then go ahead, just don't expect to have a job for long once things go sour. Just my opinion. <E>:)<...

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<r>Lon, this is for you. <E>:)</E> When I am an old man. When I am an old man, I will wear plaid trousers, let my shirt tail hang out on one side on Tuesdays, and wear ties that clash with everything. I'll carry a cane whether I need it or not,<...

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<t>Nomad;1327410 wrote: The word nigger represents an ugly period of history, past and present, and its use is hateful and meant to degrade. We all know this. If what one wishes is to be spiteful then this is the word they should use. If however one wishes to be a compassionate and thoughtful person...

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<r>Odie;1327292 wrote: oh great, maybe its changed, thanks again Rap, I must try this tomorrow! It's not much help I'm afraid, but you're welcome anyways! *grins* I have got to go and get some sleep now! It's 5:50 am and I have to be up at 9am to take darling daughter to ...

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<t>oscar;1327288 wrote: That Is outrageous !!! I have had all my own pets cremated with the Intention of scattering their ashes but then could not bring myself to do It and they are still all In a cupboard together. Does this mean we will now have Council carcass snoopers? Who ...

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<r>oscar;1327280 wrote: So So True... Quality time Is driving round the New Forest at night seeing bugger all :yh_rotfl Watching storms with your Dad, collecting shells on a beach, teaching your kids games, sport etc etc... We live In such a materalistic world these days and wh...

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<r>Odie;1327284 wrote: when I upload those from photobucket...it shows them moving...when I upload here.....it doesn't. or do you mean upload it from photobucket to my favoite vides right on photobucket?<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> Lol. Don't ask me ...

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<t>oscar;1327281 wrote: They looked at me as though I was Cruella and It took a while to promise them I was joking. :wah: I'll bet! :wah: So many people seem to have a zero sense of humour! It's criminal! :wah: As a btw, did you know it's now illegal apparentl...

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<t>Odie;1327272 wrote: facebook is such a blast, especially when a few of us are all on at the same time.:yh_rotfl speaking of which, where have you been?:sneaky::wah: Sorry hun, I haven't been on in ages! *hides head in shame* The last few weeks of...

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<t>oscar;1327271 wrote: Talking of re-cycling bins, I have to share this with you... You know the small green one's we get with the lid? A friend's cat was killed In the road ( very sad) but she did not have a garden and the Council charged Â£30 to dispose of It. So I offered t...

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Odie;1327275 wrote: thanks babe.....how I wish it was me!:yh_rotfl

I wish it was me too! :wah:

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<t>Odie;1327274 wrote: such a cutie!:wah: how do you do that, If I post something like that...it ends up not moving. You have to post it in the 'My Favourite Videos' section. It took me ages to find that out! :wah: I didn't think I was going to be able to post ...

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<t>That is so true! I love doing unusual things with them. :-6 I used to work as a Nanny. One lady I worked for used to tell people she spent 'quality time' with her daughter. Her idea of quality time was to have her little daughter underfoot whilst she was cooking dinner. I us...

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Cute, huh?

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<t>oscar;1327267 wrote: If you ring Peter again Tomorrow afternoon, can you tell him to remember to take the re-cycling bin out please.? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Have you got any spare room in your recycling bin? Mine's full already and th...

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<t>oscar;1327264 wrote: Perseids meteor shower thrills star-gazers | Mail Online So.... The one night I am In hospital, this happens.... Soddin typical !!! My husband tells me that he watched up until around 01.30 last night as we live not far from Stonehenge and he saw many of...

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Odie;1327262 wrote: you always come in at the right time!:yh_rotfl

Lol. I love your new av. Very sexy!

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<r>oscar;1327259 wrote: That has to be the lovliest thing I have ever read... Thank You Mel,,, You summed him up to a tee... I think you are absolutely Spot on.... Peter at times Is just too easy going and will not tell some-one they are pushing It. This guy would d...

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