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- Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:00 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Professional bra fitter
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1490
Professional bra fitter
Can I be applying for the job?
- Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:58 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: It would appear that...........
- Replies: 2
- Views: 389
It would appear that...........
<t>...I am more close;y related to a chimpanzee than I am to my brother-in-law.<br/> <br/> SCOTS and the English appear to be more closely related than many Britons may care to admit.<br/> <br/> According to Professor Stephen Oppenheimer, of Oxford University, some 70% of Scottish males and 68% of E...
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:22 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Thrift
- Replies: 2
- Views: 423
Thrift
<t>A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the druggist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up.<br/> ...
- Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:51 pm
- Forum: Current Events
- Topic: Here we go again
- Replies: 11
- Views: 677
Here we go again
Why don't you institute a hunting season for politicians?
- Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:50 pm
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Your new Defender of Freedom
- Replies: 15
- Views: 6928
Your new Defender of Freedom
YZGI;514323 wrote: Of course. Who can have a drink without a smoke?
Me!
Me!
- Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:48 pm
- Forum: Sports
- Topic: David Beckham (and family)
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3672
David Beckham (and family)
In actuality, he didn't "quit " Real Madrid - they have not renewed his contract.
There's a helluva difference.
Although i am not (obviously) au fait with the details of the discussions between himself and Real, I suspect he wanted more than they were willing to pay.
There's a helluva difference.
Although i am not (obviously) au fait with the details of the discussions between himself and Real, I suspect he wanted more than they were willing to pay.
- Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:59 pm
- Forum: General TV Shows
- Topic: Torchwood
- Replies: 48
- Views: 2833
Torchwood
Wendybird;512188 wrote: Why are all the good looking men gay!
Hoi! That's a foul calumny.
Hoi! That's a foul calumny.
- Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:26 pm
- Forum: Sports
- Topic: David Beckham (and family)
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3672
David Beckham (and family)
What's more, you can keep them both too.
- Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:00 pm
- Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
- Topic: If you were going out with a vegetarian, would you eat meat?
- Replies: 126
- Views: 6200
If you were going out with a vegetarian, would you eat meat?
I wouldn't by any stretch of the imagination, call myself a vegetarian, but I tend to use meat more as a garnish than as the main event.
- Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:15 pm
- Forum: Christianity
- Topic: Question for the NON Believers
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4400
Question for the NON Believers
Pinky;511725 wrote: When you said 'Non-believers' I thought you meant non-christian. Oh well, not much point me being here really.
That's the same thing surely Shirley?
That's the same thing surely Shirley?
- Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:09 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Readers
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3324
Readers
How do you prefer your books?
Dead tree format or recycled electrons?
Dead tree format or recycled electrons?
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:05 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
Galbally;510681 wrote: ...it was heavy, you could see why the guys who were able to wield such things were feared....
I hate to disillusion you, but it was the women who used the claymores to keep order in the shebeens.
I hate to disillusion you, but it was the women who used the claymores to keep order in the shebeens.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:48 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
<t>Galbally;510661 wrote: .. I have lifted long swords, claymores, sabres, and such like, the claymore was a fearsome weapon.<br/> <br/> <br/> True again but there is claymores and there is claymores. The modren fashion is to refer to the basket hilted broadsword as a claymore but the real claymore ...
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:39 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
Gawd woman, not wood.
Us Celts need something that bleeds.
Us Celts need something that bleeds.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:37 pm
- Forum: Philosophy
- Topic: How Do We Know When We Are Right ?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1960
How Do We Know When We Are Right ?
Nomad;510649 wrote: How do you know when you're right ?
How do you know if you're not?
It's question of individual morality.
How do you know if you're not?
It's question of individual morality.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:34 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
<t>Pinky;510637 wrote: Oh wow! Now I know how to use a hand and a half and broadsword, but understand the technique for Epee is different. Wouldn't it be great to share knowledge?<br/> <br/> <br/> The hand and a half is also referred to as a "bastard broadsword" and it's a helluva lot heavier (and l...
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:31 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
Oh so true.
Besides, it was enjoyable (and a bit of a change)
Besides, it was enjoyable (and a bit of a change)
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:27 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
Well, I suppose, after all, no telly, no internet, in fact, bugger all to do in the winter at all.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:22 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
I have a couple of swords looking for good homes -as long as myself is on the blunt end that is.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:20 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
Galbally;510620 wrote: ...chasing your countrymen around the place....
Youse did that too?
Youse did that too?
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:18 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
Would depend on the pheasant though!
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:14 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
I could volunteer to be a Pheasant plucker.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:59 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Bumper Stickers
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1921
Bumper Stickers
I'm back - just had a little contretemps with my computer. So I threatened it with a bloody great hammer and it's working again.
See technology?
See technology?
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:46 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Bumper Stickers
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1921
Bumper Stickers
Excuses - women drivers!!:-5
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:42 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Bumper Stickers
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1921
Bumper Stickers
Give us the details woman!
Did the river jump out in front of you?
Or was it lying in ambush?
My present car is a Nissan and I think it was white once.
Did the river jump out in front of you?
Or was it lying in ambush?
My present car is a Nissan and I think it was white once.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:37 pm
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: And yet another new person!
- Replies: 58
- Views: 3671
And yet another new person!
Just check your sanity at the door as you enter.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:48 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 11456
Titles of Royalty and Nobility?
RedGlitter;509992 wrote: What do they do?
Basically, they're all parasites.
Basically, they're all parasites.
- Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:44 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Bumper Stickers
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1921
Bumper Stickers
<t>(From the USA)<br/> <br/> That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway<br/> <br/> Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First<br/> <br/> If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran<br/> <br/> Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.<br/> <br/> If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President<b...
- Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:44 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: How cold was it?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1191
How cold was it?
<t>20 Degrees – Californians get Hypothermia<br/> <br/> Scots get Sunstroke<br/> <br/> 10 Degrees - French cars wont start<br/> <br/> Scots drive with windows down<br/> <br/> 5 Degrees - Californians evacuate state<br/> <br/> Scots go dooking in the sea<br/> <br/> 0 Degrees - Floridans turn into i...
- Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:19 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Look
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5031
Look
Who needs a remote control?
- Have you never heard of hands-on experience?
- Have you never heard of hands-on experience?
- Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:18 pm
- Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
- Topic: Who stands for the dead?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 765
Who stands for the dead?
<t>Who stands for the dead<br/> <br/> Who fell in your wars?<br/> <br/> Who stands for the dead<br/> <br/> Who believed in your lies<br/> <br/> Who stands for the dead?<br/> <br/> Who did no-one harm<br/> <br/> Who stands for the dead?<br/> <br/> Who fell in their millions<br/> <br/> Who stands for ...
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:58 pm
- Forum: Australia
- Topic: does Australia have a culture
- Replies: 70
- Views: 6184
does Australia have a culture
<t>Lulu2 wrote: Camogie is terrifying!<br/> <br/> <br/> Camogie, like Hurling is a game for cissies - they are both nothing more than soft, degenerate versions of Camanachd. That's Shinty for all poor uncivilised sods out there.<br/> <br/> Also Scotswomen play Shinty - to the same rules as the men d...
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:44 pm
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Wacky warning labels?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1233
Wacky warning labels?
Not so long ago I bought a pack of peanuts which came with the warning "may contain nuts".
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:42 pm
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Let There Be Light
- Replies: 1
- Views: 939
Let There Be Light
<t>I married Miss Right – I just didn't know her first name was Always.<br/> <br/> It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It just seems that way.<br/> <br/> Losing a wife can be hard. I found it damn near impossible.<br/> <br/> A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he ...
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:39 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Look
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5031
Look
Oooooohhh...... Nearly missed the chance cos I've been enjoying myself IRL.
But........
Grow up ya ya glaikit wee nyaff.
But........
Grow up ya ya glaikit wee nyaff.
- Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:28 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Bush Sleeps Through Execution?!
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3199
Bush Sleeps Through Execution?!
OK, Saddsm is gone, but what about his paymasters ( Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeldt, Ashcroft and Blair) - when are their trials scheduled?
- Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:25 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: My new years eve
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1734
My new years eve
Not sure - can't quite remember.
- Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:23 pm
- Forum: Australia
- Topic: does Australia have a culture
- Replies: 70
- Views: 6184
does Australia have a culture
Not yet - give it time.
OK, got jaikit, running like buggery.
OK, got jaikit, running like buggery.
- Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:21 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: My new years eve
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1734
My new years eve
Have you got a hangover cure?
- Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:18 pm
- Forum: Holidays
- Topic: Auld Lang Syne
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1797
Auld Lang Syne
But Ozzie womens aren't birds, they'e Sheilas.
Have any of you yet acheived sobriety?
Me haven't.
Have any of you yet acheived sobriety?
Me haven't.
- Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:40 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: As it's that time of year..........
- Replies: 1
- Views: 879
As it's that time of year..........
Here's a wee dram for y'all.
Bliadhna mhath ùr
- Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:16 pm
- Forum: Travel Vacation
- Topic: FG meet UK!
- Replies: 767
- Views: 31180
FG meet UK!
What about my ASBO? And can I get insurance to visit Brummagem?
- Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:12 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Whos Gettin Liquored Up ?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 996
Whos Gettin Liquored Up ?
And the band played................................
- Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:48 pm
- Forum: History
- Topic: Anti-Antiques.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2904
Anti-Antiques.
<t>chonsigirl;499758 wrote: As a historian, what many would have consider worthless bits of paper scraps. have been pieced together to provide needed information to living descendants-reuniting whole families today. History is not piling up.<br/> <br/> <br/> Absolutely true - it isn't we are living ...
- Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:44 pm
- Forum: Computers Internet
- Topic: Help
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1136
Help
I'd be disappionted if you did.
Micros**t = :-5
Micros**t = :-5
- Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:43 pm
- Forum: Computers Internet
- Topic: Help
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1136
Help
I'd be disappionted if you did.
- Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:35 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Nomad's Deep Thoughts
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2480
Nomad's Deep Thoughts
How did you turn out?
I thought you were a work in progress.
I thought you were a work in progress.
- Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:31 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: New Year's Resolutions
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1709
New Year's Resolutions
Give up making resolutions.
- Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:28 pm
- Forum: Computers Internet
- Topic: Help
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1136
Help
If you're using Micros**t, you deserve everything that happens to you.
- Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:58 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Hello 2K7
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1422
Hello 2K7
Prove it.