<t>How about this nursery rhyme?<br/>
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I love little p****,<br/>
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her coat is so warm,<br/>
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and if I don't hurt her,<br/>
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she'll cause me no harm.<br/>
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So I'll not pull her tail,<br/>
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nor drive her away,<br/>
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but p**** and I,<br/>
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very gently will ...