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<t>600ml (1 pint) Milk <br/> <br/> 6-8 Egg yolks <br/> <br/> 50g (2 oz) Sugar <br/> <br/> 1-2 Vanilla pods <br/> <br/> Split the vanilla pods lengthways scraping out the sticky seeds. <br/> <br/> Bring the milk almost to the boil, remove from the heat and add the vanilla seeds and pod(s). <br/> <br/...

Hi there Kinks, everyone gets forum fatigue.......Good to take time out and rejuvenate your fingers lol...Hope to read them posts soon;)

Im with you, I have way too much to say to fit in one measly post

From the Whole day iv'e been a member I can honestly say hand on heart...shes a wonder lol

Im sure shes adorable:o

Nope im sorry but soda flavoured Ham???

Not floating my boat im afraid lol...Mind you my favourite food is Pickled Onions especially Garners so who am I to talk lol

Wow Nice Welcome peeps

well iv'e smelt the Roses and their as sweet smelling as myself so I guess your stuck with me....Best watch out for them thorns heh heh....

* Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. :-3

hah hah genius:wah:

<t>FROM BRITISH NEWSPAPERS <br/> <br/> 1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroy...

http://www.eepybird.com/dcm1.html

Impressive, crazy stuff, has you thinking.....hmmmm how did they find that out lol

<t>How to shower like a woman <br/> <br/> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. <br/> <br/> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. <br/> <br/> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. <br/> <br/> Look at the womanly phys...

<t>The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the <br/> <br/> British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some <br/> <br/> Liverpudlian youngsters. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> The d...

<t>How very ladylike of you Emily, your treat I pressume:p<br/> <br/> Emily and Florence play mixed doubles<br/> <br/> Emily: Florence, do as I do and watch how they don't suspect a thing. (Calling out) Ready, gentlemen!<br/> <br/> Tennis player: Well, have you got any balls?<br/> <br/> Emily: Oh no...

heh heh.........calm down lah:wah:

Yes Emily........ I didnt recognise you without your bike dear:rolleyes:

It's a fact that you cant just eat one mini chocolate eclair:-3

Im a Ladeyyyy dont you know....chase me:wah:

yeah your right, once is more than enuff lol:D

<t>An Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers,represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss...

My boss has a hippyish type of friend who called their daughter Mushroom and their son Brocolli :-3....They live on a barge on the canal.........sounds like they are smoking some weird S*** to me lol:-2

<t>yeah shes definately blessed in the gobby stakes.<br/> <br/> She was on Americas next top model and then had a show where she was training Abbie Clancey how to be a top model and she's presently on our screen with her Janice Dickinson modelling agency show, she has a venomous tongue....<br/> <br/...

<t>Start Monday November 12th @ 9pm on ITV<br/> <br/> Anyone ese watch this???<br/> <br/> Ten celebrities are set to leave loved-ones and luxuries behind as they’re dumped in the middle of the Australian jungle with only the wildlife and each other for company.<br/> <br/> TV’s toughest celebrity...

<r>well am a newbie but felt compelled to add my two penneth worth.<br/> <br/> I hit the big 40 this March and I for one have never felt better.<br/> <br/> We have nothing to prove like the younger peeps.<br/> <br/> Of course my short skirt, bra top and stillie (high shoes<EMOJI seq="1f192" tseq="1f...

<r>i will apologise now if I duplicate any jokes you guys may have already had posted here....Mind you I only post ones that are worth reading again...heh heh only kidding...:wah::wah:<br/> <br/> Seriously its quite a big forum so if im posting out of line just say, im trying to post in the right fo...

<t>Dear dad letter.... <br/> <br/> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was <br/> <br/> nicely made, and everything was picked up. <br/> <br/> Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was <br/> <br/> addressed, "Dad". <br/> <br/> With the wors...

<t>A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.<br/> <br/> The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize ...

<t>A store that sells 'New Husbands' has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:<br/> <br/> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products incre...

<t>Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an <br/> <br/> unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North <br/> <br/> Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of <br/> <br/> a vehicle approaching over the ...

Hi all

Been popping in here as a guest for a few months and now feel like I know some of you quite well so thought id Join up and give it a go lol...

Hope to get to know you better on the forum peeps:-6:-6:-6