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lol youve posted some great jokes here thanks :wah:

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<r>Hi Pheasant , I wouldnt exactly say anyone Knows me here...lol been a member quite a while now I tend to come in for a while then life takes over again until one day im on the puter and I think oh ill just pop back to FG to see what interesting things are happening. 
 
The smile is still ...

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<t>"small houses that you can barley even fit a bed in a bedroom" 
 
Reminds me of my old bedroom at Ma and Pa's house. We literally had to bend the frame of a z-bed to get it to fit in there. When they extended the house the council said it was too small to be a bedroom...they renamed it as ...

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You could be right Koan (hi by the way) lol but where do you get an Osma Bin Laden at this time of night (22:27 here) I dont think 24hour Tescos ever have them in stock lol Tell us Nomad how'd ya find him?

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That's so cool lol

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<r>lol no Ive not heard of dog killing anyone either I do understand...I was just pointing out that we all have different views of the same proverbial coin...I like that in ya RedGlitter <E>;)</E> 
 
Negating the need for evidence I still dont think I could out and out kill someone unless it ...

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Ive only just come back home to FG again and Pinky is definitely a name I remember...

5 pages of people devoted to ya shows how loved you really are...so sit back pinky drink a glass or few and smile you've already won whatever it is that has been going on

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<t>Hi RedGlitter, I find your views on this most intriguing especially after reading your views on allowing Dog Bounty Hunter to say what he likes even if it is revolting...so why does Bin Laden not get the same freedom of speach? Obviously they are not in the same league as each other but most ...

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<r>:)still smiling <E>:)</E> Thanks for making the call Nomad I fancy a new room padded cell with no washing to sort out....sounds excellent. Anyone else joining me Ill save ya a straight jacket...or if ya not so chirpy a slightly wonky one. Throwing the smile out to everyone hope it's catching:):-6 ...

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<t>I find it strange that the term Miss has anything to do with being pc over there...Im a Teaching Assistant and our kids are taught to refer to teachers (and their assistants) as either Miss if they are unmarried or Mrs if they are. 
 
Do they normally call teachers by their first names ...

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<r>many thanks for the comments :wah: 
 
yep insanity...a description often levelled at my door <E>:D</E> 
 
so if the government have secretly drugged me maybe they're testing how long it will last before someone gets fed up with my sunny demeanor and punches me straight in the ...

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<t>I admit it im the person that has actually watched this show and enjoyed...go on slaight me now lol....I like the way they talk all tough till they catch the guy then end up giving them cigarettes, getting rid of their drugs for them and being their best mate by the end of the car ride...lol kind ...

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<t>Hi folks come back to the Garden after a long leave of absence....just to say today I feel great....no reason had good things and bad things happen today and yet I feel well happy?? whats with that....I keep insanely smiling for no apparant reason...others probably would say its more of a ...

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mm chocolate :-1 I used to like chocolate but havent been able to eat it since my little one ( now nearly 9!!!) was born...do I miss it??...yep even now :-1

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<r>I work with kids a lot.... various ages and places they're not all bad....I know some great little characters and people always compliment my own kids on how well they behave ( comes down to a lot of love :-4 from us. ) just thought someone around here ought to see the sunshine in the world <E ...

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:wah: :wah: is it late or does that deserve the amount of laughter I just gave it??

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I haven't been back to FG for a while till today...BR gone????

The end of the world must be nigh..

Send them my best

Many thanks

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<t>I once went to a local medium show with a mate of mine. We decided to pretend to be a couple for the evening..(neither of our partners are interested in the paranormal) This one medium pointed to me and after talking about some very vague connections he started talking about dogs..have you got a ...

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<r>I saw Colin Fry once in Sittingbourne. After the show a few people, me included, stayed to get his autograph. As he was signing them he was looking at our auras, barely glancing at each person before saying something. Then when it was my turn he stopped. He said," Im a bit confused, I see lots of ...

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Positive thoughts heading his way.

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Excellent

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<r>Hamster;450983 wrote: I've read them all and theyy are sooo good!! 
 
 
I only "discovered" Robert Rankin this year and have been frantically buying them up at the boot fairs....to quote one stall holder "you must be really sick" followed by laughter...so pleased to meet ya Hamster ...

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<t>I wouldn't join a political party as I have NEVER found a politician whose opinions I share 100%. Im quite fickle so I change my mind about things all the time (I do actually listen to others points of view and can be swayed lol) so how can one political party share all of my opinions? Unlikely ...

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Tom Holt "My Hero" Just finished Robert Rankin "The Brentford Chainstore Massacre" sick in places and well funny My type of book.:sneaky:

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:guitarist

good news.

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Yeah for grandma:wah: :wah: .

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:wah: cheeky lol:wah:

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Fantastic story. Many thanks for sharing it. One day I'll pass a collection of short stories in some book shop will pick it up read the blurb and think hey I know this one. With so much praise its obvious people will buy them when you publish good luck

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Sending golden light thoughts for BR :-6 :-6

so sorry to read about her accident.

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<r>white_rose wrote: My ex for example watched me with a spy program called Spector. I had no idea it was there until of course he tld me he was great at computers and new his way around them ie hacking in to. 
 
The person in question can send an innocent looking email with a picture ...

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<t>I'm not sure I understood the question properly. Does the state have the right to govern what happens to someones body?? Well in our country they prevent you from killing yourself. I find this hard to answer. I hate the idea of career women being able to just decide they are not ready even though ...

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I like the way you think about other people. If it is anything more sinister maybe the fact that you have picked up on it may be enough to deter them.

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<t>Hi White Rose I was just wondering whether you had clicked on their public profile in both forums to see if their details were exactly the same. Sounds very creepy. With billions of people on the internet it would seem highly possible for two people looking for the same sort of site to click on ...

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Im not sure if it counts as a creation myth more a contribution to the creation of Britain but all British children heard the stories of King Arthur and the knights of the round table when I was little.

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Peg wrote: Is your ailment insanity?

Hey that's a good one then it may or may not be terminal and the doctors really couldn't tell you until it was obvious.

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sorry if this sounds pessimistic but is your ailment LIFE in general...in which case yes it is terminal and quite a few doctors will tell you that

It could be an addiction to fast food

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I Love Rain, Snow and pretty much all "miserable" weather. I hate the sunny days no air to breathe and sunburn

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<r>cherandbuster wrote: Hey Man 
 
We care :-6 
The world of FG is great and it's good to see so many people grounded in common sense.....I'd vote for pretty much any of the people that have replied above our politicians. Smile Jimmeh I have a feeling you're gonna have a LOT of friends ...

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<t>Suresh Gupta wrote: I can say something about moral decline in Indian society. For a large section of Indian society, money is being considered more important than moral values. A person with more money but having little or no moral values gets better recognition and importance in the society in ...

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vegemite is almost an institution. Should it replace the union Jack on the Aussie flag?

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<r>Hugh Janus wrote: Strange but true. 
 
An elephant is the only animal with four kneecaps, and it cannot jump... 
 
 
That makes me wonder who has spent time trying to test whether an elephant can jump 
 
How would you??? Dangle a peanut above his head out of reach ...

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<t>I must admit it made me feel really annoyed. Even though we have made the conscious decision not to take the kids out of school now that he will be starting secondary school I felt like requesting a holiday form there and then to make a point. Even the law says we're allowed up to 14 days a year ...

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annabelle wrote: Ermm?? no,

I can think of worse substances ...

dare I ask have you tried any annabelle? :wah: :wah: :wah:

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<r>Nomad wrote: its better to assume sincerity rather than cunning. If your proven wrong you still did the right thing because your intentions were "true" 
 
 
shouldn't this line read "old chinese proverb say" at the beginning lol 
 
It's hard to know what to write to such a ...

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<t>This thread makes for interesting reading. Ive worked with loads of kids...each one an individual. I find in all cases if you take time to talk to them as equals and listen to them they value it. 
 
As parents we try our best. Those children that spend time being dumped in pre-school and ...

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<r>My oldest is going to secondary school in September (AAAHHH) 
 
At the new parents meeting the headmaster said that as far as holiday in school time is concerned we would need to give a very detailed reason for it. He would then look at the child's attendance record for the time before ...

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<t>I like number 2. Strange but true - Four Greek police cars took over an hour to catch thieves who escaped on a donkey cart! 
 
It reminded me of a local story. A few years back Police were chasing a car. 6 police cars were involved in the persuit, the car never went above 30mph and they ...

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<r>yeah something that has veggie in the title for us vegetarians. 
 
Its funny you changed something a bit gave it a new name and sent it back to us....and some buy it. 
 
Shame I dont like it really.....my son LOVES anything like that but use it sparingly??? he plasters it like ...

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<t>some men don't realise women may be interested in anything. I have several strange reactions to liking certain things:- 
 
Red dwarf 
 
Terry Prattchett 
 
Robert Rankin 
 
Monty Pythons 
 
To name but a few. I remember one website I joined in search of ...

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<t>I speak about some of the stuff on here but Im the only one in our house to use it. When I was feeling really down a while back I started feeling a bit more sprightly thanks to the fg and a good friend asked who I had been talking to it was that obvious. I told him via email and felt really ...

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