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<t>:-5AussiePam;1262580 wrote: I don't think I ever taught my kids about sex. Not as such. No embarrassing little chats were had. The family always talked about stuff. Everything. Films, books, moral values, school friends playground games, their bodies, new babies, animals, some porn they'd stumble...

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wishing you all the best shellybelly i have to echo what moonpie says :-6:-6

hope you are as good as you can be in times like these :-6:-6

here if you need a big bald moron :-6

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this moved me ,a woman who had her face and hands bitten off a crazed chimp reveals her face

GRAPHIC VIDEO: Chimp Attack Survivor Shows Her Face - ABC News

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<r>as a parent who has lost a child which even after all these years still hurts like hell ,i dont know about other parents that have lost children but for me life was never the same after<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> i cant personally think of anything more painful t...

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Snowfire;1261836 wrote: Handy tip.

If those spanners are giving you a hard time, try using a socket wrench

now we are torquing :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Barman;1260724 wrote: ......and i shall keep sending em till you buy some.:wah:

Kissing my caravan at weekends Farmer, the car during the week.

pikey :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<r>flopstock;1261620 wrote: I always went outside to smoke when I'd be in a restaurant - My ex used to be one of those who sat at the table and put his out in the mashed potatoes when he was done - it took years to get him to wait at least until the folks at his own table were done eatting... finall...

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flopstock;1261611 wrote: Didn't some guy put a finger or something in the hole to stop it leaking?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

dam you floppy i'm trying to be glum

:D(get it dyke dam )

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<r>i think things are getting better <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> most right minded normal people are not racist,age-st baldest,tall-ist or small ist we care about saving the planet .old people ,people dying in other countries and so much more :-6:-6 ...

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<r>as a non smoker i am really pleased with the ban :-6:-6 i really dont get how people can be so selfish as to inflict all that smell and smoke on others not to mention that it could possibly kill them <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI><EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thi...

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YZGI;1261100 wrote: Silly man, you should know anyone with two bald heads is going to recieve double the viagra e-mails.

tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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well it looks like this thread has gone floppy

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<t>i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol normally i...

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well done pinkie :-6:-6:-6:-6

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i canr believe the bike one or the bank robber one :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

YouTube - Lucky moments

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<t>shelbell;1259680 wrote: This is my sober thread, it's not the who can out drink who. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl i am considerably more sober than you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl its not a game of who the feck is soberer than you YouTube - Eddie Izzard- Death Sta...

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<t>shelbell;1259667 wrote: Yeah right...I could have probably drank most of your beer buddies under the table. I drank 56(i wasn't counting, hubby was) bottles of beer in 21hours before going into my last detox.( i blacked out 3 of the 24hrs). I was no lightweight...thank god i quit!!!! <...

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of couse if some one was picking a fight and i had them on ignore i would just ignore them :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<r>well done to you :-6:-6 its a good job you stopped drinking when you did <E>:)</E>:) i off course have only done five months :-5:-5 but i live in England where everybody drinks you live in the states where every one just has a sniff of drin...

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KSnyder;1258880 wrote: Well, you're more than welcome to stay at me cabin free of charge!

coool buddy thanks

:D

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Barman;1258881 wrote: I aint done nuffin guv, onest i aint.:yh_bigsmi

You are funnier whilst in the shyte mate, time you upset some poor innocent bugger again aint it.:yh_rotfl

tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Clodhopper;1258819 wrote: Naaah. I'm an IAF.

(Independent Anti-Fascist)

i'm a original anti fascist

or OAF for short

:D

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<r>Clodhopper;1258540 wrote: Somehow, I'm never going to think of a doorknob in quite the same way after this thread. And if that makes a doorknob male, is a doorknocker female?:p its actually the letterbox that is more female ...no wonder most post persons are men <EMOJI...

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KSnyder;1258692 wrote: Well, if you ever need anything from Ohio mate you just let me know

my plan is get well save up some money then spend a year traveling the states so i will look you up when i get there :-6:-6

thanks buddy

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<t>KSnyder;1258544 wrote: What's up man? Well, hypothetically speaking, if Fulham were to play as many games and win we'd still be 2 points behind. See you in this years Europa League fight in the Prem! The Arses are lucky anway! :yh_wink i think our defence wa...

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Barman;1258543 wrote: Not like you to put yer great big size 11s in the proverbial mire mate.:yh_whistl:wah:

oi dont play the all innocent with me it was you i was frikkin well talking to when this unfortunate incident happened :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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welcome back k ,fulham did much better at the weekend than spurs did lol:):)

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<r>flopstock;1258532 wrote: The first G is a little tilted but other then that the page appears fine...<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> ETA: sorry, my bad.... my head was just cocked... er too much info :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl<EMOJI seq="1f4...

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YZGI;1258519 wrote: Making fun of his manhood at a time like this is not going to help Immy.:yh_rotfl

hey buddy you are right but you dont spell jimmy like that:)

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Hugh Janus;1258456 wrote: Yeah, but your OUR knob. Forumgardens own exclusive knob.

Better the knob you know, etc etc. :yh_rotfl

zactly :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<r>mikeinie;1258449 wrote: Hey Jimbo I never told you this before, but one of the reasons I got hooked on this forum was because of the laugh I would have reading some of your stuff. The time that this was going strong was a blast: <URL url="http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/ge...

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<r>hoppy;1258412 wrote: Believe it or not, I've been through with my sons, the exact same thing you are going through. Life is full of peaks and valleys Jim. Just keep climbing up. CARLA;1258446 wrote: Jimbo you in my thoughts and I hope things become peaceful for all of you. :-6<br...

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<r>Carolly;1258377 wrote: Somewhere along the line Jim we lost the friendship we once had.It dosent matter who was to blame but it happened.I read your post here and it moves me very much and Jim I wish you so much.....you have come through some crap that must have been so hard for you.You have no i...

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<r>someone just told me oscar is not the back stabber i thought she was but i know who it is .... ME:-3 i cant remember actually ever posting anything bad but if i did i am sorry <E>:o</E> we did have a bit of a heated spat a while back and i was having problems in my personal ...

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<t>after years of struggle its all over chantelle is gone she was never well enough to be in the army anyway ,its not suprising she broke down went awol ,the mental health team did a fantastic job the social workers saved her life ,they really did ,she handed herself in and watching your...

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Nomad;1258323 wrote: Everyone feels out of place sometimes.

I feel out of place all the time but I dont let that stop me.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

same as its when i fit in i get worried :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<r>i too have noticed that i too dont seem to fit in much ,most of our old buddies have left,but new people will join ,these things go in cycles some times fg is all bitching and stupid threads ,sometimes its all about goofing around and joking <E>:)</E>:) if people are not talking about ...

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<t>when i fell ill due to my drinking i stopped drinking straight away no ifs ,no buts i knew i had to stop the answer you seek is so very painfull but so very simple like no one could force me to drink ,no one can force you to smoke just stop smoking ...

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<r>Clodhopper;1257704 wrote: Do what you have to do, old thing. We think you're great. old thing :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl thanks everyone i forced myself to go out at 10 pm last night i saw a few old mates had a laugh and feel much better toda...

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brother the lights are on but someone is not home :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

some one pulled up MY name on another forum that concerns ME and not YOU

:-5:-5 OMG no wonder :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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<t>Odie;1257423 wrote: OMG!-THAT LINK WAS JUST A PETITION!:rolleyes: facebook is fine to bring up...but not about other people, deleting people, emails, bad mouthing others that belong to forumgarden.. whatever anyone has to say about facebook and members here?....l...

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<r>Odie;1257419 wrote: yes it is about other forums, but not about 'people from here' being brought up on an open board regarding who said what on facebook? that's forbidden to do on any forum.:-5 we cant have people talking about facebook odd ie can we :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...

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<r>Imladris;1257409 wrote: Sad news Nomie, obviously it's not going to kill you instantly so we have time to pick over the dregs of your life and decide what's worth passing on. Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria. <br/...

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<r>Odie;1257404 wrote: facebook should not be brought up here, it's also a forum.<E>:mad:</E><EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI>:-5:-5 facebook has nothing to do with forumgarden and shouldn't even be brought up here.<E>:eek:</E> like G-man just said, it ...

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<r>oh i get it now oscar put on facebook she has been talking to rants on dire the morbid back stabber that was banned from fg that hates me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl i used to be on another forum as sinister but left as it was very slow so my guess is oscar and pants have been sayin...

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<t>i would like to just point out this thread has nothing to do with sue we have been friends for years and of course its a bit awkward right now ,but once this phase passes i would hope we could carry on being friends i just want to lose the idiots who take take or cause stupid fights o...

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<r>AussiePam;1257319 wrote: I was told you get these from having worn eighteen inch stilettos as a teenager... or....... <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> <E>:mad:</E> BUGGER I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!! Flounce flounce...

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<r>having just broken up with sue and having my daughter go back to the states for who knows how long i find myself totally exhausted and need to re-charge my batteries ,i have decided to spend every moment trying to get myself well again i have gone through my phone and everyone who is ...

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<t>oscar;1257259 wrote: As many of you know, Mr O nad his pals are Barbel hunters. Most of the Fuss is due to low numbers of Barbel, the difficulty in getting one hooked and the sheer power and might of the fish when being 'Played' into the net. Many stories are abound of how t...

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keep your chins up girl

:):sneaky::yh_rotfl

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