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by ProfessionalMoron
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:28 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: We're all a bit confused. ....and touchy.
Replies: 7
Views: 575

We're all a bit confused. ....and touchy.

lmao... according to your tag...

well, let's just say i've had my bout with alcoholic paranoia
by ProfessionalMoron
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:15 am
Forum: Philosophy
Topic: Judgmentalism
Replies: 11
Views: 1363

Judgmentalism

Necessity.
by ProfessionalMoron
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:13 am
Forum: Social Human Rights
Topic: Groundbreaking gay marriage trial starts in Calif
Replies: 7
Views: 1651

Groundbreaking gay marriage trial starts in Calif

Jazzy;1281241 wrote: I hope they win too as I feel that gay Americans have the right to marry.




Do you understand the anthropological meaning of marriage?
by ProfessionalMoron
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:10 am
Forum: Healthcare
Topic: Married Couples Pay More Than Unmarried Under Health Bill
Replies: 8
Views: 3045

Married Couples Pay More Than Unmarried Under Health Bill

Further proof that marriage is not good for the health



mikeinie;1281262 wrote: Further proof that marriage is not good for the health




Continue.....
by ProfessionalMoron
Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:47 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Article: How to Grow Plant Seeds Faster
Replies: 17
Views: 1458

Article: How to Grow Plant Seeds Faster

Nomad;1281281 wrote: Would this work on my brain? Im not willing to drive a steel nail into my skull but I would consider attaching magnets to my head if it would make me all better.


I tried that... It don't wo.j. trus.k me..
by ProfessionalMoron
Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:38 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: What does the world expect from Obama?
Replies: 9
Views: 4737

What does the world expect from Obama?

Because, Pam, morons are often the greatest source of inspiration...
by ProfessionalMoron
Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:46 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: What does the world expect from Obama?
Replies: 9
Views: 4737

What does the world expect from Obama?

bah...



screw it, I'll be checking in with you guys.

there's nothing like a motivated strike force of opinions :)
by ProfessionalMoron
Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:28 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: What does the world expect from Obama?
Replies: 9
Views: 4737

What does the world expect from Obama?

<t>It's OK...<br/> <br/> I really didn't expect much of an answer.<br/> <br/> After years of contemplation.... no one can answer this.<br/> <br/> While I answer it for myself, maybe someone in this group can focus on parts of the question.<br/> <br/> Giggling is fun.<br/> <br/> Gurgling is less. <br...
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:53 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

ugh...

yeah...

This might take a while.

I might have to repost to rephraze the question. I might have scared people with words. :thinking:
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:27 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

Well, I thank you.

Last I saw, AdamZapple was the only one who appreciated my sophomoric junk.

But, that was a long time ago.



I posted a new thread... we'll see...



P.S. I'm not afraid of criticism, so feel free :)
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:20 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: What does the world expect from Obama?
Replies: 9
Views: 4737

What does the world expect from Obama?

Considering the phasic nature of any society, or societies, including the deposed hierarchy, what would the "world" expect from any "one" man at this point in time?



Please, consider the question, and answer intelligently.
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:03 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

That is rough, Ahso!,

I have been away for a while (personal things)...

All I try to do is be reasonable (must be the math in my head).

Nevertheless, I guess it's time to ask some real questions and look for real opinions, and hopefully congruous answers.
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:33 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

[QUOTE=Ahso!;1271577]Before the topic question can be answered, we need an answer to the question: What does the word expect from Obama?



That should have been the topic question.
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:17 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

<t>Well, why not...<br/> <br/> oscar:<br/> <br/> Agreed... no actual reason given to the peace prize. And I have to wonder if Nobel would cringe while while reading his obituary, knowing this would happen.<br/> <br/> All things considered, if the basis for the peace prize is commuted "good feelings"...
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:18 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

Fine... I'll start with this:

It's an absolutely loaded question.

key words: "world", "expect", (phrase) "too much" (anything).

work with that...

(hint: why would the "world" "expect" "anything" from Obama?)
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:54 am
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Does world expect too much of Obama?
Replies: 30
Views: 11782

Does world expect too much of Obama?

Why.... why does everyone ignore the topic?



(at least in this forum)
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:33 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

Now..... i just wait for floppy's response.
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:30 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

I love it. I was hoping for this. You guys never let me down. :guitarist
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:22 pm
Forum: Wide World of Sports
Topic: Ohio State vs. Michigan!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 3618

Ohio State vs. Michigan!!!

<t>K.Snyder wrote: I know it is a little early to be talking about the Ohio State-Michigan game,but me being an Ohio State fan,I have to say that I cant wait to go into Ann Arbor this year to kick their Rodent @&&'&.They both have lost a game this year, which may or may not be a factor i...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:30 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

Accountable wrote: Aw, crap! here we go!


:-3 ..... :sneaky: ...... :driving:
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:21 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

<r>flopstock wrote: See now, I read it as more of a superiority complex then a case of you being racist. My thought was that this fella probably read you the same way. So he'd be more likely to take offense easier at something you said then he would at most other folks around him.Quite a bit of our ...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:17 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

Nomad wrote: OH OH !!! What can I do to send you over the edge ??? :D


not much :)



or.....



anything :)
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:30 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

<t>Nomad wrote: Short & sweet....Its a skin color !!! Are there cultural differences ? Yes of course, so what ! Are there barriers ? Yes of course. So what ! Goes with the territory of being a human being.<br/> <br/> My opinion ? Make it better for your children, its your responsibility to do so...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:10 pm
Forum: Bizarre News Stories
Topic: Mormon parents abduct my children
Replies: 52
Views: 4983

Mormon parents abduct my children

Accountable wrote: Forgive my skepticism.


I am so inclined to agree with you. I only wish I knew more about mormons.
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:24 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

<r>Accountable wrote: On the off chance that it might do some good:<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Your intention was irrelevant.<br/> <br/> <br/> I believe you have stated, in a nutshell, what could very well be the heart of the problem. My intention (or lack of) was, in fact, very relevant, because it was...
by ProfessionalMoron
Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

<r>Nomad wrote: You are absolutely correct sir !<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> You are a moron.<br/> <br/> <br/> :-3 Darn, I was hoping no one would notice...oh, well... can't hide from the truth.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> .... but, umm... could you please be a little more specific? <E>:)</E></r>
by ProfessionalMoron
Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:08 am
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

<t>flopstock wrote: Wonderfully sweet older lady at work was telling us this story one afternoon about something she and her colored friend Mary had done when she was younger. After everyone left I asked if she could tell me what 'colored' this friend was. She told me that she had given up years ago...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:11 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

<t>chonsigirl wrote: Such interesting memories of school-makes me feel good about tomorrow and my new batch of kids.<br/> <br/> Here are 2 pictures of my classroom, one looking to the back and front. Notice my Lakers flag hanging there Nomad. (not a Timberwolves) And the map on the closet <br/> <br/...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:09 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

Nomad wrote: I think hes talking about himself in a skewed distorted mindset.




lol, Nomad, don't outsmart yourself into the siwwy wabbit twap.
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:26 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

ok, ok, ...... i give in....

i'll tell a pretty tale next time :)

I'll leave out he bitter and keep the sweet, just for you :)
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:18 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

<t>BabyRider wrote: But the way you posted it sounds like a back-handed compliment. Just an observation, no point really.<br/> <br/> <br/> Well, to be honest BR, that entire period in life was pretty back-handed, so, i guess i got the point across.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Regardless, I certainly have...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

I guess I used too much "poetic license".

oh, well...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:05 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

<r>BabyRider wrote: That has got to be one of the strangest things I've ever read. You talk like you're defending him, yet repeatedly call him a retard. I don't get it....<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI><br/> <br/> <br/> BR, that's kind -of the point... over a couple of decades he ...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:01 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

<t>Nomad wrote: Hey moron maybe you could sneak up on them in your stealthly ninja James Bond fashion and get the job done.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Have fun bunnygirl.....give em hell and use your cunning sense of playfulness on them, they'll fall in lo...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:59 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

I hope that was positive, Chonsi :)
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:37 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

<r>I remember feeling so comfortable about it. So alone and unrestricted. It was odd hearing myself peeing all over the wall for the first time (lmao), but, who cared right? I was in forth grade, alone in the bathroom, and carefree. Well, so I thought I was alone. Some soon-to-be pain in my rear mad...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:32 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

<t>actionfigurestepho wrote: Ooh good luck on your first day back! I remember my mom putting us on the bus in the morning and waiting for us at the end of the day. It was always so nice to see her waiting there, ready to hear all about our new teacher and new friends, or about how some boy told me r...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:29 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

sigh......



the days i fell in love with my Geometry and Physical Science teachers........
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:24 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

ok....

i do miss one of my art/ photography teachers who let me get away with hiding food in my hat in her class, after lunch..... and "sneaking" it into my mouth.

mmmm.... peanut butter and honey sandwich!
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:17 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: First Day of School
Replies: 26
Views: 3153

First Day of School

I can think of one incredible memory of school:

Any teacher that had the will and heart to help me learn and grow up.

I sincerely wish you the best, regardles of what those little ....s say.
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:09 am
Forum: Work Employment
Topic: The Worst Job EVER
Replies: 24
Views: 3829

The Worst Job EVER

I would love to share, but, Far Rider made me feel so insecure that I am not sure I can continue.
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:01 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi Everyone, I'm New!
Replies: 47
Views: 1902

Hi Everyone, I'm New!

Thank you mom, theia, and betty.

I only ask one thing.....

I can become VERY opinionated.

So, tell me to shut up when necessary.....

... and i might do it :)
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:15 am
Forum: General Religious Discussions
Topic: Gay marriage
Replies: 310
Views: 26596

Gay marriage

<t>If I have never learned anything but one in my brief tenure of life, it's to find a balance between chaos and order and relax with it. This issue is one of the most diametrically moot points i think i have ever had to bear witness to, yet we waste so much energy on it. <br/> <br/> Nearly every si...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:26 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: This doesn't need a title!
Replies: 3
Views: 1299

This doesn't need a title!

That's great....

hooray for gas.... now i have to sell my unborn children to go buy another animal's milk.



I like how it says: "ARM.3 / LEG.3"

So, they really want just a little more than an arm and a leg!
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:10 am
Forum: The Kitchen
Topic: homemade soups
Replies: 30
Views: 3741

homemade soups

<r>robinseggs wrote: This may sound really dumb but I have never made home made soup before and was wondering the most basic question.......how does one know how much water to start out with? What ratio of water to meat/veggies I guess???? Is there a general rule? I think I would wind up with one wa...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:37 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Replies: 19852
Views: 5669331

Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Has anyone else here actually told a telemarketer they were fired, and had them believe it?
by ProfessionalMoron
Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:16 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Gas Boycott
Replies: 14
Views: 1499

Gas Boycott

<r>Lon wrote: I hope not too many smokers are bitching about increased gas prices. At $3.00 to $10.00 a pack (depending on where you live) that buys a fair amount of gasoline, not too mention cutting down pollution and savings your lungs.<br/> <br/> <br/> Trying not to be rude, but, your argument is...
by ProfessionalMoron
Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:52 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Gas Boycott
Replies: 14
Views: 1499

Gas Boycott

<t>Tombstone wrote: Prices are determined by the world oil prices - and those prices are established by supply and demand. Monetarily, they are set by the futures market. <br/> <br/> Boycotting stations in the U.S. is a waste of time. It will only hurt the employees of those companies. We are compet...

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