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<t>Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won <br/>
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Wow, if I'd realised this post would cause so much aggravation I wouldn't have posted it.

Shame you guys can't just see the humour in it without getting yourselves in a knot and pointing cheap shots at each other.

Calm down and be nice ffs!! :-5

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An English professor wrote the words : <br/>
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"A woman without her man is nothing" <br/>
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All of the males in the class wrote: <br/>
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"A woman, without her man, is ...

<t>Below is my list of the Top Ten Most Overused Phrases In Personal Ads. If YOUR ad does not contain any of the following phrases, please contact me immediately! <br/>
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10) "I live life to the fullest!" <br/>
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<t>:wah::rolleyes:A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." <br/>
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Passenger: 'Who?' <br/>
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Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all ...

<t>:-2NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN! <br/>
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A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into ...

<t>:-3These glorious insults are "works of art" from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. <br/>
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"He had delusions of adequacy." <br/>
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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire ...

Bill Sikes;1310584 wrote: I know one or two like this, but they're all frightfully coarse, I'm afraid.


ahhh go for it, we're all grown up

<t>The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. <br/>
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Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher ...

My mate's shagging a pair of twins. I said "How do you tell them apart?" He said "It's easy - Julie's got long blonde hair and Derek's got a moustache." :yh_rotfl

<t>THE UK IS IN DEEP TROUBLE... <br/>
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The population of this country is APPROXIMATELY 60 MILLION. <br/>
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32 million are retired. <br/>
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That leaves 28 million to do the work.. <br/>
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There are 17 million in school or at Universities. <br/>
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Which leaves 11 million to do the ...

<t>1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' <br/>
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My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' <br/>
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I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. <br/>
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Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - <br/>
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