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    Record of a recent exchange

    Me: I so wish I could write like this:
    Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
    skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
    to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
    overdose of fluoride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
    apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
    as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
    steroid-free fitness center.
    [Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest]
    She: You do, John. You do.
    Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun!

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    Re: Record of a recent exchange

    Did she insult you then?

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    Re: Record of a recent exchange

    Story of my life, that. They've been known to queue.
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