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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jives
    speaking of Nomad's hand with lips...would that be considered masturbation or oral sex?
    Take your pick.
    Thats the beauty of it !
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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheryl
    Sooo your familiar with the rusty trombone are ya?

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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    Pssst, Unc! Send me a PM and tell me what that is, will you?

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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    She's had to go and have a lie down in a dark room now

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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    Apparently, the sound of a woman having an orgasm isn't zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    I think your in trouble Unc.
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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad
    I had to go bathe... in bleach.

    You're making fun of my profile photo, aren't you?

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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

    Quote Originally Posted by SnoozeControl
    I had to go bathe... in bleach.

    You're making fun of my profile photo, aren't you?

    Nope
    Just got a visual is all.
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    Re: Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad
    Hi Floopy.
    My question concerns the infamous Chinese basket. Im interested in technique, installation and how much should I expect to pay ? On a scale of 1-5 how would you rate the experience ?
    Also is this appropriate for small farm animals ? (a friend wants to know)
    the problem with this and other gadgets when it comes to sex is that it all becomes about trying something new.. topping the last gadget.. that's not what sex is or should be about..

    for that reason alone i give it a -1.

    what men come equiped with naturally, hands..mouth..tongue.. **** and mind, have never been improved on, i my humble opinion.. although many have tried..

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