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    25 Signs You've Grown Up

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %@# kids next
    door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
    one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
    and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
    to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
    work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
    instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?

    Bonus:
    26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.


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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    o no, o no, o no,

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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    Phew... I'm safe...
    Number 1 doesn't apply....
    Neither does Number 2... any bed works....
    and I will never ever hear any of my favorite tunes in an elevator.. thank Jerry....
    sooo
    Move over Peter Pan..woohoooooooo
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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    so true!

    except for number 3....

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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    Ahahahaha that is a good one
    �You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
    ― Mae West

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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    Maybe I'm not a proper grown up just yet then!

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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    I am SO not grown up yet....wonder if it's ever going to happen? Frankly, I hope it doesn't!!
    I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
    ~Darrel Worley~






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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    I'll second that!

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    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

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    Quote Originally Posted by greydeadhead
    Phew... I'm safe...
    Number 1 doesn't apply....
    Neither does Number 2... any bed works....
    and I will never ever hear any of my favorite tunes in an elevator.. thank Jerry....
    sooo
    Move over Peter Pan..woohoooooooo
    I heard Touch of Grey a while back... in the grocery store!!

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