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    Smile dropping yourself in it

    as you guys probably no i am a bit of a salad dodger and could really do with losing 50 pounds .. so nakid is a no no for jimbo i knew i'd put on a few pounds when so got friendly in bed the other night she whispered do you mind if i turn the light off ?? i said why now that i've put on weight is it putting you off??? she said no but now your belly is bigger the bulb is burning my arse


    any way at work yesterday it was really hot so i took my shirt off ,i meant to say i have the body of a god


    but when the lads fell about laughing i realised i'd said i had the body of a goddess doh they took the micky all day


    when did you last drop yourself in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo View Post
    as you guys probably no i am a bit of a salad dodger and could really do with losing 50 pounds .. so nakid is a no no for jimbo i knew i'd put on a few pounds when so got friendly in bed the other night she whispered do you mind if i turn the light off ?? i said why now that i've put on weight is it putting you off??? she said no but now your belly is bigger the bulb is burning my arse
    Thanks Jumbo

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    Re: dropping yourself in it

    jimbo you can cheer anyone up xxx
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    Oh Jimbo, you are a star.

    That is just priceless

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    Re: dropping yourself in it


    aww your a treasure lol

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    Re: dropping yourself in it

    i'm amazed people didn't lose their sight when you took your shirt of
    "Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson

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    Re: dropping yourself in it

    Jimbo... The answer is... You need another arsehole...

    Perhaps tying the bulb holder up would help...
    Failing that, maybe you need to be on top!!!!!!!!! (Cut the bed legs down)....... Bare arse on bare bulb..ouch...Burn at first...fart and it could be fatal....
    Armed police etc.. "Throw your arse out or we will shoot!"
    Jimbo could be our first homegrown bumfart terrorist.........

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    HAHA Jimbo!! Nice one.

    Errrmmmm cannot remember the last time I dropped myself in it. Will get back to you on that one.

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    Re: dropping yourself in it

    Better not bend over, the room will go dark.

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    Re: dropping yourself in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazygal View Post
    Better not bend over, the room will go dark.
    LMAO
    "Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson

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