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    fg handy tips

    its been a bit quite on here lately


    frankly i dont like it


    but its a times like this that morons like me can post stuff

    and people are so bloody bored they will read it


    so how about every one post handy tips for a simpler better life ... funny or not so funny


    hint from me


    if you are fed up with losing your car keys/tv remote control

    duck tape them to the dog ....then hey presto just whistle and said lost items come running to you .... cunning or what

    this handy hint is sent you by jimbo

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    handy hint


    convince your wife your having an affair ... be nice to her

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    handy hint

    convince your husband your having an affair come home with love bites /hickey's


    bring home a toy boy /go upstairs with toy boy

    husband still wont notice

    write a confession letter .. husband wont notice

    leave home ... when washing up piles up and the fridge is empty he may start to suspect something

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    handy hint:

    when reading Jimbo and Wisey posts....never drink anything!! This will save you from wiping your computer screen!












    Jimbo...you are toooo much!!

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    I'm glad I read the thread before I posted. I was going to say I don't need no handy tips, I do fine by myself. Thank you very much.

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    handy tips for monks

    conduct a life of solitude and celibacy without all the hassle of joining a monestry by simply marrying immy ,you will still achieve both of your vows but get the added benifits of the internet and watching tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by YZGI View Post
    I'm glad I read the thread before I posted. I was going to say I don't need no handy tips, I do fine by myself. Thank you very much.
    I didn't think of that....I think I could use some of THOSE types of tips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo View Post
    handy tips for monks

    conduct a life of solitude and celibacy without all the hassle of joining a monestry by simply marrying immy ,you will still achieve both of your vows but get the added benifits of the internet and watching tv
    handy hint for Jimbo.....

    Watch out for firey darts coming from the direction where Immy is....glad I can't be in the line of fire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WonderWendy3 View Post
    handy hint for Jimbo.....

    Watch out for firey darts coming from the direction where Immy is....glad I can't be in the line of fire!
    she is in henley i do believe its only about 10 miles from me ... i hope she does not have internet acces

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    handy hint

    if you are very very late coming home from the pub and you are worried about getting your ear chewed off by the misses ,get into bed quietly but if you wake the misses up ,say you go back to sleep love i'm late for work ,it has worked for me twice but not any more if suzy reads this

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