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    Heaven

    A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
    "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
    I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
    So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!"
    St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"
    "Couple of minutes ago."

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    Re: Heaven

    Good one!

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    Re: Heaven

    Not his smartest move then

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