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    Female Prayer and Male Prayer

    Female Prayer
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.

    Male Prayer
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
    rhyme and I don't give a crap.
    Amen.

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    Re: Female Prayer and Male Prayer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trunk Monkey View Post
    Female Prayer
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.

    Male Prayer
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
    rhyme and I don't give a crap.
    Amen.
    I resemble that remark. (Hic).

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