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    home alone

    just like the movie my family have gone off on holiday and left jimbo home alone ...well alone except for poopzilla the puppy


    2 weeks of cooking for me and alfie



    i will keep a diary so you guys can keep an eye on me



    day one ... its raining and i took poopzilla for a walk down by the lake .... he ran up to a swan barking like mr poopy attitude the swan hissed flapped his massive wings alfie yelped and hid behind me .... mans best friend my arse

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    u caught the sooking bug off carol

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    carolly can burn water i hope not

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    Re: home alone

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo View Post
    just like the movie my family have gone off on holiday and left jimbo home alone ...well alone except for poopzilla the puppy


    2 weeks of cooking for me and alfie



    i will keep a diary so you guys can keep an eye on me



    day one ... its raining and i took poopzilla for a walk down by the lake .... he ran up to a swan barking like mr poopy attitude the swan hissed flapped his massive wings alfie yelped and hid behind me .... mans best friend my arse
    Fun things to do when your home alone?

    Take a tooth brush and clean all the grout in your house..time yourself and see how fast you can go....like see if you can get a certain amount done in the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday...Result happy Suzy and clean house.


    Practice your catwalking, pretend Alfie is Tyra Banks and shouting....Fierce Jimbo, give me fierce...To spice it up, borrow some of Suzys clothes and take pictures to show your FG friends.


    Eat some Baked Beans and pickled onions, wait around an hour, fill up the bath adding lots of bubble bath. Create your "manly" bubbles and compete with Alfie on who can create the smelliest bubble.

    I will be back with more, dont thank me, Im a mate, mates help one another

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    Re: home alone

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleneaussie View Post
    u caught the sooking bug off carol

    oh you mean sulking i thought you meant cooking


    hence my burn water reply


    i'm not sulking i'm happy being here all the sport i want , clean up all poop that he can produce and loads of odd jobs to do , i'm in heaven honest ,who wants to go lay on a cyprus beach for two weeks

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    RIGHT MISTER............Just a word in yer ear ole.......got me eye on you....NO wild orgies.........
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Re: home alone

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo View Post
    just like the movie my family have gone off on holiday and left jimbo home alone ...well alone except for poopzilla the puppy


    2 weeks of cooking for me and alfie



    i will keep a diary so you guys can keep an eye on me



    day one ... its raining and i took poopzilla for a walk down by the lake .... he ran up to a swan barking like mr poopy attitude the swan hissed flapped his massive wings alfie yelped and hid behind me .... mans best friend my arse
    There's a pooch like that in my house too!
    He's such a wuss
    Very nearly perfect ...

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    Re: home alone

    Quote Originally Posted by Carolly View Post
    RIGHT MISTER............Just a word in yer ear ole.......got me eye on you....NO wild orgies.........

    the real one or the glass one

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    i spooz things could be worse i might be cleaning up poop after tiny here





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    the home alone men are on the march



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