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    spot the bookmaker's X-Factor Gambling Hell

    Right, you lucky lucky punters, stroll up and gawp. Odds like these don't grow on your uncle's whatsits, I can tell you.

    First up we have Cheryl's Perils, the little ladies, every one a winner except they stand no chance at all. This is a man's world, remember?

    So

    Diana Vickers, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 2,000 casino dollars
    Laura White, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 3,000 casino dollars
    Alexandra Burke, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars

    Then there's the pretty boys and that odd remaining band

    Austin Drage, Mentored by Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 8,000 casino dollars
    Eoghan Quigg, Mentored by Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 12,000 casino dollars
    JLS, Mentored by Louis, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 20,000 casino dollars

    and finally the outright losers, the no-hopers, the lame ducks

    Rachel Hylton, Mentored by Dannii, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 25,000 casino dollars
    Ruth Lorenzo, Mentored by Dannii, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 50,000 casino dollars
    Danny Evans, Mentored by Dannii, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 200,000 casino dollars

    Place your bets while they're still warm, once they're with the undertaker you're too late.
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    The watch of your vision has become reasonable today.

    England's troubles will increase until the bishops open Joanna Southcott's box.
    It’s normal. You must provoke. You must insult the belief of all monotheists. You must make fun of the belief of all monotheists.
    From the upper tier of the Leppings Lane End of the Hillsborough Stadium, I watched the events of that day unfold with horror.
    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
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    Fanks Spot....in the RW I have bet on Laura but now not so sure and seeing big bucks here are involved I gotta fink.One other fing.....In the RW they are taking bets on the Manager who has the winning act....can we have one of those also please
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Will go and tell the guys on the Foc'ers thread yer open for business
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolly View Post
    Fanks Spot....in the RW I have bet on Laura but now not so sure and seeing big bucks here are involved I gotta fink.One other fing.....In the RW they are taking bets on the Manager who has the winning act....can we have one of those also please
    Okay, here's how we do it.

    For Cheryl we have three odds added, 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/5 = 31/30 and we round it to 1:1

    For Simon we have 1/8 + 1/12 = 5/24 and we round it to 1:5

    Louis stays at 1:20

    For Dannii there's three runners still, 1/25 + 1/50 + 1/200 is all the same really, 1:15


    So,

    Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 1,000 casino dollars

    Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars

    Dannii, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 15,000 casino dollars

    Louis, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 20,000 casino dollars
    Nullius in verba|||||||||||
    Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game!

    The watch of your vision has become reasonable today.

    England's troubles will increase until the bishops open Joanna Southcott's box.
    It’s normal. You must provoke. You must insult the belief of all monotheists. You must make fun of the belief of all monotheists.
    From the upper tier of the Leppings Lane End of the Hillsborough Stadium, I watched the events of that day unfold with horror.
    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
    Write that word in the blood

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    Re: spot the bookmaker's X-Factor Gambling Hell

    My money's on Diana, when do I pay you Spot?
    Originally Posted by spot
    She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy


    Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time

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    Settlement of accounts is within seven days of the decision being announced in the newspapers. Once the result of the bet's known, either you pay me or I pay you within a week.
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    Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game!

    The watch of your vision has become reasonable today.

    England's troubles will increase until the bishops open Joanna Southcott's box.
    It’s normal. You must provoke. You must insult the belief of all monotheists. You must make fun of the belief of all monotheists.
    From the upper tier of the Leppings Lane End of the Hillsborough Stadium, I watched the events of that day unfold with horror.
    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
    Write that word in the blood

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    Ok I bet 10,000 on Cheryl...is that ok??
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    Settlement of accounts is within seven days of the decision being announced in the newspapers. Once the result of the bet's known, either you pay me or I pay you within a week.
    But you might scarper with me winningson the other hand I could knock yer so fair enough
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolly View Post
    But you might scarper with me winnings
    The house of spot is in business for the long haul, lady. We're not here today and gone tomorrow. Look at the sign over the door, "Join Date: Apr 2005", that tells you a thing or two. Our word is our bond.
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    Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game!

    The watch of your vision has become reasonable today.

    England's troubles will increase until the bishops open Joanna Southcott's box.
    It’s normal. You must provoke. You must insult the belief of all monotheists. You must make fun of the belief of all monotheists.
    From the upper tier of the Leppings Lane End of the Hillsborough Stadium, I watched the events of that day unfold with horror.
    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
    Write that word in the blood

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    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    The house of spot is in business for the long haul, lady. We're not here today and gone tomorrow. Look at the sign over the door, "Join Date: Apr 2005", that tells you a thing or two. Our word is our bond.
    Oh sorry I thought you may have been a cowboy...ere today and gone tomorrow and I do apologise as its obvious yer as straight as a die
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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